Categories > Cartoons > Delilah and Julius > Diary of the Ice Queen

Journal Entries 16-25

by darks00 6 reviews

More journal entries.

Category: Delilah and Julius - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-01-22 - Updated: 2007-01-22 - 279 words - Complete

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Journal Entry #16

I turned on the radio to hear Drowning Pool's song, "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor".

"LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT FLOOOOOOOR!"

I frowned. "Perverts."

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Journal Entry #17

Note to self- call my mother today. It's her birthday. I may be evil, but I don't want my mother to be mad at me.

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Journal Entry #18

Never...ever...ever again walk into a room where Miss.Deeds and Wednesday are in alone...with the door shut.

GROSS. I'm suddenly homophobic.

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Journal Entry #19

I am now listening to the song "Lies" by Evanescence.

"I struggle on, and on to feed this hunger burning deep inside of me..."

Honey, that's heartburn. Go get some tums.

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Journal Entry #20

I was listening to "Mask" by Drowning Pool. They were screaming on it.

Wow. They do sound like they're drowning.

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Journal Entry #21

"Hey, you!"

A stranger called out to me. I turned around to hear what he had to say.

"You're hot! I like you." He told me.

I frowned. "Wow, what are the chances of that? My fist likes you, too!

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Journal Entry #22

"Never again am I going to trust Dr.Dismay with my hair gel. I didn't get it back."

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Journal Entry #23

"Hey, Ice," called out DJ Hook. "May I please borrow a piece of paper?"

"Will I get it back?"

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Journal Entry #24

"I swear to God, that's ice...I know it's a puddle and looks yellow, but it's not what it looks like."

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Journal Entry #25

"Borrow my shirt one more time, Wednesday, and I'll shove it where the sun don't shine!" I cried out.

"...you?"

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TO BE CONTINUED...

xxDarkness' Kidxx
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