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coconut's in hell
2 reviewswell...with a little, the heroes will be able to survive this trip....they;ll need a whole lot of luck
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"Oh bloody hell" I said, i'm not normally the one to swear like an english guy, but in this case, i am ready and willing to swear these dopes off this god forsaken island!
"Very colourful choice of words there Jay" Theresa said coming to my side, i had just given up, what the hell was there to do? In front of us, there was a battle raging on, the 5 from my team (minus me and Theresa) and they were against the people were staying with, camping out on this friggin island of doom. We haven't even been here for a day and already people are fighting! Though, they are taking they're anger out on a volley ball (thank zeus for that, as long as they don't hit me).
"Alright, sub" i called out, i had just about had enough
"Thank god!" Archie said running off (as you can see, Archie plus volleyball equals chaos)
"What's the score?" i asked Herry
"13-13" he said, i was playing setter (the person that gets the second pass so they can set up a smash).
Calypso served, hard, and went strait at Atlanta who was in the back of the court.
"Mine!" she said hitting it to me
"Herry! Your's!" i said hitting it high so he could smash it into the other court. And he did, very, very, hard.
"POINT!" Herry said, giving me a major tap on the back
"g'job Herry" i squeeked
"our serve!" Atlanta said passing me the ball, i served over hand, it came back over
"Guy's! Switch!" i said, i was back in setter position
"Jay!" Odie called as he hit the ball
"Herry!" i said warning him that it was his turn to masaker the ball...again.
"Got it!" he said smashing the ball.
~~~~~After much smashing, setting and pain, we won (It's over! Thank Zeus!)~~~~~
"Hey Atlanta, can i speak with you?" Pan asked later, me and Atlanta had been peeling some way to green banana's for supper, we were gonna boil them and wrap them in a pastry that my spanish relatives made (yes, i am spanish/greek, don'cha wish you was me, i am kidding).
"Sure" she said walking away.
"Boo!" Came theresa's (bad) attempted to scare me
"Hey theresa" i said as i continued to peel banana's
"what? i didn't scare you?" she asked, i sighed
"You were so deathly frightening, that i forgot to scream" i said dryly
"What do you think there gonna 'talk' about?" Theresa asked, she sat down and started to peel banana's with me
"I don't think their gonna talk" i said
"But Pan said 'can i talk to you' doesn't that mean he wants to 'talk' to her?" Theresa asked, i gave her that 'i can't believe you even asked me that' look.
"Ohhhhh, that kind of 'talk' but Atlanta doesn't like Pan that way" Theresa said
"She doesn't like him at all, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like her" i pointed out, still peeling my green banana.
"So, what are you gonna do?" Theresa asked
"what any normal teenager would do" i tell her
"peel banana's? I don't think that's a normal teenager's hobby" Theresa says as i plop another banana in the pot
"no, follow me" i said, i put the pot on the fire and started in the same direction as Atlanta had gone with Pan. Theresa was at my heels as we traveled a short distance into the warm tropical forest. Sure enough, we found them. Pan was in a desperate attemped to kiss Atlanta, but she kept pushing him away saying
"I don't like you Pan! Get away!"
I kept in the bushes, Theresa right beside me
"That's awful! I see what you meant by 'talk' though" Theresa commented, meaning Pan trying to make out with Atlanta, when he was gonna 'talk' with her, making sence? Hope so, cause i ain't running threw it again!
"Come on" i said, i went to a palm tree that was just over Pan's head, i started to climb. Once at the top, Theresa looked up at me
"Monkey" she said
"no, just mad skill" i corected her as i found a coconut. I sat in the leaf part of the palm tree and chucked it at Pan, it hit him in the head with a 'clunk' and he fell to the ground un-concious.
"The power of coconuts" i said, Theresa rolled her eyes and ran over to Atlanta, i jumped from the tree to the ground and joined the girls
"You okay?" i asked her as Theresa hugged her
"I'm good, but i hate that guy so much right now" Atlanta told us
"He sorta reminds me of Archie" Theresa said
"Now, how in hell does he remind you of Archie?" I asked, she whispered in my ear
"They both like Atlanta"
!!!!!!BACK AT THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!
We had all gotten changed into our 'summer' stuff, i had my swimming trunks on, they were navy blue and on the side they had white hawiian flowers. I also had a white t-shirt on. Herry had the same pants on, but no shirt (much to Syberus's delight), Odie hadn't changed, Neil had put on his...speedo, he didn't have a shirt on. Archie had a white t-shirt on and his normal shorts. The girls had also changed, Atlanta wore short shorts and her bikini top (her bikini bottoms were under her shorts) and Theresa wore her swim suit bottoms (the short type bottoms in a swim suit) and a baggy t-shirt that she had tied with an elastic at the side so that you could see a bit of her stomach. Oh ya, the t-shirt was blue.
"Time is it Odie?" Archie called, he was trying to re-light the fire after he accidentally poored the contents of his water bottle on the flames
"dunno, my watch died" Odie told him, Archie sighed and continued hiting our flint
"Hey man, want me to do that for you?" i asked him
"be my guest" he said jamming it in my face and falling backwards in a fake dramatic exhaustion
"Your more of a drama queen then Theresa" i told him
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"no way!"
"yes way!
"gotta be joking"
"do i look like i'm joking?"
"Yes! Cause you've lost your sanity!"
"you've just lost your dingity"
"What!"
"And your guy badge"
"Jerk!"
"yes you are"
"You've both lost it" came a sly voice form behind us, i turned, holding the flint in my hand, and was face to face with Pan.
"What's up Pan?" i asked, i wasn't being mean, but i hate that guy, but for hell's fire, who on earth invented being polite and gentelmanly? Whoever did, must have had a bad case of bonkerisity (weird word)
"Nothing, just recovering from that coconut Jay" Pan said angrily
"Now, who on god's green earth would throw a cocnut at you...other then me?" Archie asked
"Couldn't have been any of the girls, they can't throw that hard" Pan said, giving me an evil stare
"Can't be Herry or Odie, Odie was teaching Herry how to play chess with shells on the beach" Archie pointed out, i went back to starting the fire, i had it going right away and was adding wood to the flames.
"Can't be Neil, he was staring at his mirror" Archie said, Pan was giving me a new kind of stare, and i am to this day not quite sure what that stare was, but it wasn't a nice stare.
"And it wasn't me, even though i wish it had been" Archie said, he turned to lok at me, he looked at Pan, they seemed to be exchanging thoughts about the suspect, aka, Me!
"Jay?! Your joking! Jay is to much of a goody goody to do anything like that, or anything that involves breaking a rule in any case" Archie said, there was loud laughter behind us.
"Jay?! Not breaking rules! You obviously don't know Jay" Theresa said laughing
"So, let me get this starit, you threw a coconut at Pan?" Archie asked
"Yes, Yes i did, but i was helping a friend, i am sorry Pan" i said, i was lying and everyone could tell
"He's the class clown type guy Archie, you didn't know? he's the one that started the finger painting masaker" Theresa said
"wow Jay, didn't know you had it in you" Archie said, he looked down at the fire
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!?????" He yelled
"Flint" i said passing the flint to him, he stared at me then kicked me in the shin
"Ass hole!"
"Why am i an ass hole?"
"Cause, you hit Pan with a coconut and didn't let me in on the scheme" Archie said angrily.
"Okay Archie, next time i plan on hitting someone with a coconut, i'll tell you"
"good"
"Archie?"
"Yes"
"I'm telling you"
"What?"
I waked Archie over the head with a coconut
"What the hell was that for!?"
"You were asking for it and i did tell you" I said walking away.
"JERK!" he yelled behind me
"I know you are, but what am i?"
"That was mean" said a voice behind me, i had started down the beach for a walk, i turned around to see Medillia
"Oh, hey Medillia" I said, i don't like this chick if you get my vibe
"Let's walk" she said, i shrugged and started to walk with her at my side
"So, what's with you and Theresa?" she asked casually
"What do you mean?" i asked
"I know you like her, are you two going out?" she asked
"You think i like Theresa?" i asked
"yes" she said
"I believe that is nowhere for you to be sticking your head in" i commented, still being polite!
"Oh, i was just asking" she said defensively
"I know, just a warning for the future Medillia" i said, i turned to look at her, unfortuantly, i have extremly bad timing! She jumped at me trying to kiss me!
"Medillia! Please" i said pushing her away
"Well, you didn't say wether or not you like THeresa" she said, obviously a bit offended by me pushing her
"That isn't a reason for you to leap at me!" i told her ticked off.
"It was good enough for me" she said, I turned around and started back to camp
"Please Mediilia, i don't like you in that way, actually i don't like you at all, so please, keep yourself off of me and keep Pan off of Atlanta, it would be best for everyone" i told her, and i went back to the now darkening camp.
I arrived back to find everyone around the camp fire, they were eating and actually...talking? Talking to one another? No way! I sat beside Herry
"Any left?" i asked, he handed me one of the banana's with pastry over them, they were delicious (if i do say so myself).
"You know, there's an old myth about this island" Pan started
"oh really, let's here it nature boy" Archie said
"watch it" i cautioned him,
"When the gods first arrived here, there were people here, a whole living tribe, at first, the gods wished to live in harmony with the tribe. The tribe had other plans, they started to attack the gods. Soon the gods grew annoyed and they distroyed everyone of the tribe members, everyone from an old men and women to baby children. No one was left, but after the gods killed the tribe, they refused to return, they said that there were voices that kept them awake all night and ghostly figures at night, the ghost's warned them that if any of there children should step foot on the island, they would never leave. The tribe marches in it's pack, children can be heard crying, men screaming their war cries and women weeping. And if one touches your blood, you shall join them, but only, if you are a child of a god" Pan finished
"That mean...Theresa and Herry are toast" I said, a few people laughed, but the story had had a great affect on us, we were nervous.
"So, do you belive him?" Theresa asked
"I don't know" i said truthfully
"Come on Jay, your the guy with all the answers. I mean, i don't believe him, he's just telling us a ghost story" Theresa said
"No, i believe the story, i have read of it before, it is the whole island that i cannot trust, or belive, i didn't know we were here" I said
"Jay...where is here?" Theresa asked, i took her hand
"Hades's fire, earth's hell....the edge of the earth" i said
"What does that mean?" Theresa asked
"All the spirits, that were terrible, were sent here, to this island, the most horrible spirits, once they died, they were sent here to join the island tribe, the tribe is called 'hell's servants' they do as Pan said, they kill anyone who sets foot on this island and is a child of the gods. It is said, they used the most cruel of manors to kill...torture" i explained
"Theresa, myth's have a weird way of coming true, please stay safe" i said, i was pale and my voice seemed to wish to waver, but stayed strong.
"I don't know what i can do Jay, me and hErry....what will happen?" Theresa asked
"With an army of over a million of the most evil souls to ever live are against us in a battalion of living dead...nothing good"
"Very colourful choice of words there Jay" Theresa said coming to my side, i had just given up, what the hell was there to do? In front of us, there was a battle raging on, the 5 from my team (minus me and Theresa) and they were against the people were staying with, camping out on this friggin island of doom. We haven't even been here for a day and already people are fighting! Though, they are taking they're anger out on a volley ball (thank zeus for that, as long as they don't hit me).
"Alright, sub" i called out, i had just about had enough
"Thank god!" Archie said running off (as you can see, Archie plus volleyball equals chaos)
"What's the score?" i asked Herry
"13-13" he said, i was playing setter (the person that gets the second pass so they can set up a smash).
Calypso served, hard, and went strait at Atlanta who was in the back of the court.
"Mine!" she said hitting it to me
"Herry! Your's!" i said hitting it high so he could smash it into the other court. And he did, very, very, hard.
"POINT!" Herry said, giving me a major tap on the back
"g'job Herry" i squeeked
"our serve!" Atlanta said passing me the ball, i served over hand, it came back over
"Guy's! Switch!" i said, i was back in setter position
"Jay!" Odie called as he hit the ball
"Herry!" i said warning him that it was his turn to masaker the ball...again.
"Got it!" he said smashing the ball.
~~~~~After much smashing, setting and pain, we won (It's over! Thank Zeus!)~~~~~
"Hey Atlanta, can i speak with you?" Pan asked later, me and Atlanta had been peeling some way to green banana's for supper, we were gonna boil them and wrap them in a pastry that my spanish relatives made (yes, i am spanish/greek, don'cha wish you was me, i am kidding).
"Sure" she said walking away.
"Boo!" Came theresa's (bad) attempted to scare me
"Hey theresa" i said as i continued to peel banana's
"what? i didn't scare you?" she asked, i sighed
"You were so deathly frightening, that i forgot to scream" i said dryly
"What do you think there gonna 'talk' about?" Theresa asked, she sat down and started to peel banana's with me
"I don't think their gonna talk" i said
"But Pan said 'can i talk to you' doesn't that mean he wants to 'talk' to her?" Theresa asked, i gave her that 'i can't believe you even asked me that' look.
"Ohhhhh, that kind of 'talk' but Atlanta doesn't like Pan that way" Theresa said
"She doesn't like him at all, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like her" i pointed out, still peeling my green banana.
"So, what are you gonna do?" Theresa asked
"what any normal teenager would do" i tell her
"peel banana's? I don't think that's a normal teenager's hobby" Theresa says as i plop another banana in the pot
"no, follow me" i said, i put the pot on the fire and started in the same direction as Atlanta had gone with Pan. Theresa was at my heels as we traveled a short distance into the warm tropical forest. Sure enough, we found them. Pan was in a desperate attemped to kiss Atlanta, but she kept pushing him away saying
"I don't like you Pan! Get away!"
I kept in the bushes, Theresa right beside me
"That's awful! I see what you meant by 'talk' though" Theresa commented, meaning Pan trying to make out with Atlanta, when he was gonna 'talk' with her, making sence? Hope so, cause i ain't running threw it again!
"Come on" i said, i went to a palm tree that was just over Pan's head, i started to climb. Once at the top, Theresa looked up at me
"Monkey" she said
"no, just mad skill" i corected her as i found a coconut. I sat in the leaf part of the palm tree and chucked it at Pan, it hit him in the head with a 'clunk' and he fell to the ground un-concious.
"The power of coconuts" i said, Theresa rolled her eyes and ran over to Atlanta, i jumped from the tree to the ground and joined the girls
"You okay?" i asked her as Theresa hugged her
"I'm good, but i hate that guy so much right now" Atlanta told us
"He sorta reminds me of Archie" Theresa said
"Now, how in hell does he remind you of Archie?" I asked, she whispered in my ear
"They both like Atlanta"
!!!!!!BACK AT THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!
We had all gotten changed into our 'summer' stuff, i had my swimming trunks on, they were navy blue and on the side they had white hawiian flowers. I also had a white t-shirt on. Herry had the same pants on, but no shirt (much to Syberus's delight), Odie hadn't changed, Neil had put on his...speedo, he didn't have a shirt on. Archie had a white t-shirt on and his normal shorts. The girls had also changed, Atlanta wore short shorts and her bikini top (her bikini bottoms were under her shorts) and Theresa wore her swim suit bottoms (the short type bottoms in a swim suit) and a baggy t-shirt that she had tied with an elastic at the side so that you could see a bit of her stomach. Oh ya, the t-shirt was blue.
"Time is it Odie?" Archie called, he was trying to re-light the fire after he accidentally poored the contents of his water bottle on the flames
"dunno, my watch died" Odie told him, Archie sighed and continued hiting our flint
"Hey man, want me to do that for you?" i asked him
"be my guest" he said jamming it in my face and falling backwards in a fake dramatic exhaustion
"Your more of a drama queen then Theresa" i told him
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"no way!"
"yes way!
"gotta be joking"
"do i look like i'm joking?"
"Yes! Cause you've lost your sanity!"
"you've just lost your dingity"
"What!"
"And your guy badge"
"Jerk!"
"yes you are"
"You've both lost it" came a sly voice form behind us, i turned, holding the flint in my hand, and was face to face with Pan.
"What's up Pan?" i asked, i wasn't being mean, but i hate that guy, but for hell's fire, who on earth invented being polite and gentelmanly? Whoever did, must have had a bad case of bonkerisity (weird word)
"Nothing, just recovering from that coconut Jay" Pan said angrily
"Now, who on god's green earth would throw a cocnut at you...other then me?" Archie asked
"Couldn't have been any of the girls, they can't throw that hard" Pan said, giving me an evil stare
"Can't be Herry or Odie, Odie was teaching Herry how to play chess with shells on the beach" Archie pointed out, i went back to starting the fire, i had it going right away and was adding wood to the flames.
"Can't be Neil, he was staring at his mirror" Archie said, Pan was giving me a new kind of stare, and i am to this day not quite sure what that stare was, but it wasn't a nice stare.
"And it wasn't me, even though i wish it had been" Archie said, he turned to lok at me, he looked at Pan, they seemed to be exchanging thoughts about the suspect, aka, Me!
"Jay?! Your joking! Jay is to much of a goody goody to do anything like that, or anything that involves breaking a rule in any case" Archie said, there was loud laughter behind us.
"Jay?! Not breaking rules! You obviously don't know Jay" Theresa said laughing
"So, let me get this starit, you threw a coconut at Pan?" Archie asked
"Yes, Yes i did, but i was helping a friend, i am sorry Pan" i said, i was lying and everyone could tell
"He's the class clown type guy Archie, you didn't know? he's the one that started the finger painting masaker" Theresa said
"wow Jay, didn't know you had it in you" Archie said, he looked down at the fire
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!?????" He yelled
"Flint" i said passing the flint to him, he stared at me then kicked me in the shin
"Ass hole!"
"Why am i an ass hole?"
"Cause, you hit Pan with a coconut and didn't let me in on the scheme" Archie said angrily.
"Okay Archie, next time i plan on hitting someone with a coconut, i'll tell you"
"good"
"Archie?"
"Yes"
"I'm telling you"
"What?"
I waked Archie over the head with a coconut
"What the hell was that for!?"
"You were asking for it and i did tell you" I said walking away.
"JERK!" he yelled behind me
"I know you are, but what am i?"
"That was mean" said a voice behind me, i had started down the beach for a walk, i turned around to see Medillia
"Oh, hey Medillia" I said, i don't like this chick if you get my vibe
"Let's walk" she said, i shrugged and started to walk with her at my side
"So, what's with you and Theresa?" she asked casually
"What do you mean?" i asked
"I know you like her, are you two going out?" she asked
"You think i like Theresa?" i asked
"yes" she said
"I believe that is nowhere for you to be sticking your head in" i commented, still being polite!
"Oh, i was just asking" she said defensively
"I know, just a warning for the future Medillia" i said, i turned to look at her, unfortuantly, i have extremly bad timing! She jumped at me trying to kiss me!
"Medillia! Please" i said pushing her away
"Well, you didn't say wether or not you like THeresa" she said, obviously a bit offended by me pushing her
"That isn't a reason for you to leap at me!" i told her ticked off.
"It was good enough for me" she said, I turned around and started back to camp
"Please Mediilia, i don't like you in that way, actually i don't like you at all, so please, keep yourself off of me and keep Pan off of Atlanta, it would be best for everyone" i told her, and i went back to the now darkening camp.
I arrived back to find everyone around the camp fire, they were eating and actually...talking? Talking to one another? No way! I sat beside Herry
"Any left?" i asked, he handed me one of the banana's with pastry over them, they were delicious (if i do say so myself).
"You know, there's an old myth about this island" Pan started
"oh really, let's here it nature boy" Archie said
"watch it" i cautioned him,
"When the gods first arrived here, there were people here, a whole living tribe, at first, the gods wished to live in harmony with the tribe. The tribe had other plans, they started to attack the gods. Soon the gods grew annoyed and they distroyed everyone of the tribe members, everyone from an old men and women to baby children. No one was left, but after the gods killed the tribe, they refused to return, they said that there were voices that kept them awake all night and ghostly figures at night, the ghost's warned them that if any of there children should step foot on the island, they would never leave. The tribe marches in it's pack, children can be heard crying, men screaming their war cries and women weeping. And if one touches your blood, you shall join them, but only, if you are a child of a god" Pan finished
"That mean...Theresa and Herry are toast" I said, a few people laughed, but the story had had a great affect on us, we were nervous.
"So, do you belive him?" Theresa asked
"I don't know" i said truthfully
"Come on Jay, your the guy with all the answers. I mean, i don't believe him, he's just telling us a ghost story" Theresa said
"No, i believe the story, i have read of it before, it is the whole island that i cannot trust, or belive, i didn't know we were here" I said
"Jay...where is here?" Theresa asked, i took her hand
"Hades's fire, earth's hell....the edge of the earth" i said
"What does that mean?" Theresa asked
"All the spirits, that were terrible, were sent here, to this island, the most horrible spirits, once they died, they were sent here to join the island tribe, the tribe is called 'hell's servants' they do as Pan said, they kill anyone who sets foot on this island and is a child of the gods. It is said, they used the most cruel of manors to kill...torture" i explained
"Theresa, myth's have a weird way of coming true, please stay safe" i said, i was pale and my voice seemed to wish to waver, but stayed strong.
"I don't know what i can do Jay, me and hErry....what will happen?" Theresa asked
"With an army of over a million of the most evil souls to ever live are against us in a battalion of living dead...nothing good"
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