IWCT

  • Username: IWCT
  • Website: Gate and Key
  • Member Since: 2005-06-29
  • Bio:
    IWCT stands for "If Walls Could Talk."

    I also have a fanfiction.net account as MorriganFearn. However, it hasn't been updated in about a year, because I find Ficwad is a friendlier place.

    I now have a web comic out, which I update more regularly than my fanfiction (er, this is only true because I don't publish anything until I have a whole chapter done, so I can update page by page very quickly -- unfortunately I hate coloring the dratted thing, so currently, no new chapter is done).

    Incomplete Works: That Stupid School Project (X-men: Evolution) - I really need to update this to where writers block has stalled me...
    Torn to Broken (Jak and Daxter) - I'm lazy and don't open this document enough
    Made of Stone (Pokemon) - Writer's block hiatus, as per the usual

    What I write: My fandoms are those of the sweet and light hearted, innocent child-like stories where good triumphs, and evil is vanquished. Then I take them and rip out their hearts and pull down their fortresses of love, and shove them out into war zones. All this to write about broken innocence and lost dreams. Sometimes, I am kind, though, and restrict myself to character introspection, or even better: fluff. I've written two fluff fics so far. Go me.

    What I Read: Insightful angst. Happy gen fluff. Pretty creeping mental horror. Humorous encounters of the Pratchettean kind. Whatever takes my fancy. Anything by iamzuul. Kimi_no_vanilla is my (vanilla) god. Fairady fan fiction forever.

    Hmm, pretentious advice time:

    1. Write decent summaries for your stories, or just pick out a good sentence or two from the story as a summary. If you don't do this, or cop out by saying: "blah, can't write summaries, read anyway" you won't get as many readers. And seriously, spell check and capitalize your summary. People do judge a book by its cover, and around here, the cover is the summary.

    2. Spell check, beta, or whatever, don't publish something until it looks as though someone who actually has contact with the English language wrote it, not a trained l33t monkey.

    3. Drabbles are technically supposed to be around a hundred words or less. Chapters should be 1000 or more. One shots should at least contain 500 words.

    4. Remember: it's not that the Mary Sue is bad, it's the author that makes her impossible to read without wanting to take a spork to your eyeballs. Really. Most of the main characters in all forms of fandom are Mary Sues. The difference is that they are written well enough to make them tolerable.

    5. Flames are funny, because the flamer has preconceived notions about you that are almost always wrong. Besides, someone who takes time out of their day to attempt to make you feel worse is obviously feeling pretty shitty about their lives, and only feels better once they spread the pain. So: pat your flamer on the head and give them a cookie. They must need someone to buck them up and help them bleed out the nasty poisons circling their mental horizons that make them so pointlessly angry.

    6. Ficwad isn't the community of reviewers that FF.N is. There are lots of nice people here, but don't expect instant reviews.
  • That Stupid School Project

    by IWCT 0 Reviews

    Powerless AU. A new school year is starting, and Marie Alder already has to worry about the end of term English project. Worse, she has to worry about it with an insane Australian exchange student ...

    Category: X-Men: Evolution - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor - Characters: Avalanche, Blob, Colossus, Cyclops, Jean, Mr. Sinister, Mystique, Nightcrawler, Professor Xavier, Quicksilver, Rogue, Shadowcat, Spyke, Storm, Toad, Wolverine - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 32 - Published: 2006/05/21 - Updated: 2009/11/22 - 50432 words

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  • Made of Stone

    by IWCT 18 Reviews

    Being determined isn't always enough -- but it can be a start. Ledgends don't come popping out of the wood work -- unless you make them. Six new trainers begin their journeys, and they begin to rea...

    Category: Pokemon - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Parody - Characters: Professor Oak - Chapters: 15 - Published: 2005/07/13 - Updated: 2009/09/18 - 63756 words

    2Original
  • Break Down

    by IWCT 1 Reviews

    Fourth Kazekage centric drabbles. An exploration of a dark chapter in Suna's history.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Kazekage - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2008/01/05 - Updated: 2009/09/13 - 42771 words - Complete

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  • If Only

    by IWCT 0 Reviews

    A collection of Naruto drabbles, mainly introspection. 21. New Guest: Orochimaru Looks at the possibilities (AU Crossover)

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Gaara,Hinata,Jiraiya,Orochimaru,Shino - Warnings: [!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 21 - Published: 2006/12/09 - Updated: 2008/08/21 - 11679 words

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  • Watch

    by IWCT 1 Reviews

    Gods have different priorities.

    Category: Zelda - Rating: G - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Ganondorf - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008/08/18 - Updated: 2008/08/18 - 675 words - Complete

    1Insightful
  • New Year

    by IWCT 1 Reviews

    She knew the whole truth, of course, but she believed in partial lies, covering and uncovering different pieces of her at the proper points in time.

    Category: X-Men - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Emma Frost - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008/01/13 - Updated: 2008/01/13 - 1892 words - Complete

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  • Innocence over Dentention

    by IWCT 2 Reviews

    Orochimaru remembers the only detention Sarutobi ever gave him.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Jiraiya,Orochimaru - Published: 2008/01/01 - Updated: 2008/01/01 - 3254 words - Complete

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  • A Day's Moment

    by IWCT 1 Reviews

    For one becoming a geinin is ages away. For the other being a geinin was only a moment ago. Shikamaru isn't his teacher, Shin just remembers everything Nara-san has ever told him.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Shikamaru - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007/12/02 - Updated: 2007/12/03 - 4597 words - Complete

    2Insightful
  • Ruby Thoughts

    by IWCT 0 Reviews

    She believed in his dreams, and now all she has to show for it is a ten year old daughter, and a husband she hasn't seen for two years. Introspection shortie based on the Ruby game.

    Category: Pokemon - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Parody - Characters: Other - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006/06/11 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 1846 words - Complete

    2Insightful
  • Crimson Valentine

    by IWCT 0 Reviews

    It's Valentine's Day, and Lieutenant Hawkeye gets pestered about her non-existent love life, Lieutenant Colonel Archer looses track of where he put the ticking time bomb in his office, and Scheizka...

    Category: Full Metal Alchemist - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance - Characters: Cain Fury, Frank Archer, Heymans Breda, Jean Havoc, Kimberly, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Schiezka, Vato Falman - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2007/06/20 - Updated: 2007/06/20 - 10138 words - Complete

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  • Mothos

    by IWCT 0 Reviews

    The bird-like trilarna know when they hit puberty. The eye in the middle of their foreheads open and they pull their souls into the real world, causing them to manifest in physical bodies of monste...

    Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Sci-fi - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007/06/15 - Updated: 2007/06/16 - 9623 words

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  • In the Rain

    by IWCT 3 Reviews

    A shuppet's evolution.

    Category: Pokemon - Rating: R - Genres: Horror - Characters: Other - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007/02/03 - Updated: 2007/02/03 - 1015 words - Complete

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  • Torn to Broken

    by IWCT 0 Reviews

    What betrayal really means. Torn centric drabbles leading up to the Mar's Tomb Decision.

    Category: Jak and Daxter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2007/01/02 - Updated: 2007/01/08 - 3886 words

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  • The Keys To Control

    by IWCT 2 Reviews

    When Mary-Sues strike back the results aren't pretty. The reason that all authors should give full well-rounded personalities to their characters is simple: Two dimensional personalities lead to ho...

    Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: R - Genres: Horror, Parody - Characters:  - Published: 2007/01/07 - Updated: 2007/01/07 - 1992 words - Complete

    4Original
  • Everyone Who Came Before

    by IWCT 0 Reviews

    A suicide makes a policeman think about things.

    Category: Drama - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters:  - Published: 2007/01/07 - Updated: 2007/01/07 - 910 words - Complete

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  • A Little Slice of Hell

    by IWCT 1 Reviews

    "You think that Hell is only for the damned? You fool."

    Category: Fantasy - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Horror - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007/01/07 - Updated: 2007/01/07 - 2383 words - Complete

    2Original
  • Dark Days

    by IWCT 0 Reviews

    Captain Trouble Kelp is having thoughts that would be considered mutiny if he was in the military. Since he's under the command of Ark Sool, however, it's just common sense talking. The LEP is in f...

    Category: Artemis Fowl - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Other - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006/12/07 - Updated: 2006/12/10 - 4058 words

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  • A Horrible Thing to Do

    by IWCT 4 Reviews

    Revenge is a horrible thing. But then again, so is betrayal. A short response to Fairady's drabble Special.

    Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Sasuke, Shikamaru - Warnings: [!] [R] - Published: 2006/11/19 - Updated: 2006/11/19 - 1977 words - Complete

    2Ambiance
  • Farewell to Order

    by IWCT 2 Reviews

    The reflections of a Kadabra on the narrow road that psychics must walk.

    Category: Pokemon - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Horror - Characters: Other - Warnings: [?] [V] - Published: 2006/08/20 - Updated: 2006/08/21 - 3000 words - Complete

    3Ambiance
  • Birds

    by IWCT 6 Reviews

    Learning life's little lessons is hard. Especially if you are on the top. But the most inconsequential things can bring you down. A regional champion takes on Violet City's Falkner and gets taught ...

    Category: Pokemon - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Other - Published: 2006/02/11 - Updated: 2006/02/11 - 5170 words - Complete

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  • Behind the Screen

    by IWCT 3 Reviews

    What really happened to those dragons in the Fireworks Factory? Remember how bloody annoying it was to beat them? Well, stop patting yourself on the back, since they have feelings, too.

    Category: Spyro the Dragon - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst - Characters: Spyro - Published: 2005/12/28 - Updated: 2005/12/28 - 1165 words - Complete

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  • Peach and Granite

    by IWCT 0 Reviews

    It is the Saturday after the "Stuff of Villians" episode. Kitty and Rogue are walking home from the Saturday detention, and a song makes Kitty remember the good times.

    Category: X-Men: Evolution - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Romance - Characters: Avalanche, Gambit, Rogue, Shadowcat - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2005/07/01 - Updated: 2005/07/01 - 1763 words - Complete

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