- Username: hammerhead
- Member Since: 2009-08-09
- Real name: Kevin
- YAHOO: thekev
- Bio:6 foot 4 hairy, ugly and hates everybody. Answers to hey you, Chewy, Chewbacca, kev, hammerhead and I used to answer to boy until I read Harry Potter, it just pissed me off that some low life fictional or real animal could treat a kid like that. And just for the record "There ain't an orphan in the world that would put up with what Harry did. The fuzz would have found small bits of him in a swamp somewhere in Georgia or he would be beaten half to death before he would be dressed in a frilly dress and set out in front of a prison with a sign that said he beat kids.' Most prisoners have a sense of reasoning when it comes to children being hurt, the fat basterd would live maybe a day. then there is Ron, he should hook up with Lorana Bobbitt. 'nough said L8r
- 16 Reviews
Have you ever realized that all you know about Hermione is what she said about herself and what she did in front of others? And that the trio is much too lucky for it to be natural?5Original
THE TRIAL OF VERNON DURSLEY
Harry is recovering nicely after awakening in St. Mungo's. He finds that he has an Angel of Mercy caring for him. Plans are made for Harry to leave the hospital, but where can he go? Back to the Du...
Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback. AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing!
- 20 Reviews
Tragedy Mildly AU Harry's is sentenced to Azkaban. Here is a look at his last day on Earth...rated for language and violence. Will not include the horrid plot device called 'Horcruxes'. O...5Original
- 14 Reviews
Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!5Funny
A Boy and His Cloak
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.
- 10 Reviews
Harry's first year at Hogs in the Immortal Fangs Universe. Not for Snape lovers5Original
- 9 Reviews
Dobby - devoted servant and loyal friend. What would it take to prove himself a hero? AU. Post final battle.5Moving
- 22 Reviews
A nice fat plot bunny, tweaking the idea of Multi-verse Harry, and a few favorite stories.5Original
Harry Potter and the Power of the Veela
Harry returns to the wizarding world after being missing for the past twelve years. He meets with Ragnok and learns about his finances, then Harry meets with Albus Dumbledore and announces that he ...
- 3 Reviews
what happens when Lily and James abandon their son because they thought he was a squib, what happens if a business associate from America, Tony Stark finds an abused Harry after a business event at...4Original
- 0 Reviews
The game “Harry hunting” benefits the victim at last. Harry gains new family and experiences new things beyond the world he knows. Pre-Hogwarts, for now.1Original
The Very Silly School Crossover Fic
The set-up: What if both Hermione and Lily came from maternal lines of squibs who had not forgotten their links to the Magical world? And what if not all Squibs were like Mr. Filch and Mrs. Figg?
- 6 Reviews
Fangs of Death face the Power of Life. This is what happens5Original
- 1 Reviews
An dark Dumbledore. Harry touched by Death of the Endless. The All Seeing Eye. How does it all change the Hogwarts years5Original
- 5 Reviews
What if Hermione had come up with a plan other than a long-term camping trip for book 7?5Exciting
Harry Potter and the Coven Of Hogwarts
Harry comes back to School after the DH and finds more wild adventures. Starts with Ron/ Hermione pairing but that soon ends, Harry pairs with several characters.
- 5 Reviews
Harry gets invited to a seminar by Hermione on Halloween. Harry/Multi5Funny
A Second Chance
What would you go through to get the life you never had. Would you walk willingly into Hell even if you had only just managed to crawl out.
- 4 Reviews
Another dimensional cross-over Harry? A Dark Grey Harry and a very innocent one combine when Voldemort tries to bend a Light Ceremony to his will. Hopefully not cliché-ridden.5Original
- 27 Reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of No...5Original
- 6 Reviews
After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment. There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...5Ambiance
- 12 Reviews
During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken for the ride of his life.5Exciting
- 3 Reviews
After Harry blows up part of Little Whinging, he is collected by a band of Minions and taken back to the Netherworld, where he learns that he is to become the next Overlord. And will he Dominate or...5Original
- 31 Reviews
A multi-chapter, 'sorta' crossover, HP/SW, but not exactly. Harry/Hermione, some Dumbles bashing, the Weasleys are on his side. After being beaten to death by Vernon, Harry is faced with ...5Moving
The last behest of a doomed witch. AU one-shot
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