hammerhead

  • Username: hammerhead
  • Member Since: 2009-08-09
  • Real name: Kevin
  • YAHOO: thekev
  • Bio:
    6 foot 4 hairy, ugly and hates everybody. Answers to hey you, Chewy, Chewbacca, kev, hammerhead and I used to answer to boy until I read Harry Potter, it just pissed me off that some low life fictional or real animal could treat a kid like that. And just for the record "There ain't an orphan in the world that would put up with what Harry did. The fuzz would have found small bits of him in a swamp somewhere in Georgia or he would be beaten half to death before he would be dressed in a frilly dress and set out in front of a prison with a sign that said he beat kids.' Most prisoners have a sense of reasoning when it comes to children being hurt, the fat basterd would live maybe a day. then there is Ron, he should hook up with Lorana Bobbitt. 'nough said L8r
  • Granger Who

    by Sarshi 16 Reviews

    Have you ever realized that all you know about Hermione is what she said about herself and what she did in front of others? And that the trio is much too lucky for it to be natural?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Rowena Ravenclaw,Snape - Published: 2009/01/29 - Updated: 2009/01/29 - 1368 words

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  • THE TRIAL OF VERNON DURSLEY

    by Nightrunner

    Harry is recovering nicely after awakening in St. Mungo's. He finds that he has an Angel of Mercy caring for him. Plans are made for Harry to leave the hospital, but where can he go? Back to the Du...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Dudley,Harry,Hermione,Petunia Dursley,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009/05/07 - Updated: 2009/05/08 - 14733 words

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  • Ron's Howler

    by stick97

    Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback. AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!] [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2009/08/04 - Updated: 2009/08/04 - 2809 words - Complete

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  • AZKABAN

    by Alorkin 19 Reviews

    Tragedy Mildly AU Harry's is sentenced to Azkaban. Here is a look at his last day on Earth...rated for language and violence. Will not include the horrid plot device called 'Horcruxes'. O...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Harry,Voldemort - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2009/08/13 - Updated: 2009/08/14 - 13684 words - Complete

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  • Love Potion #9

    by stick97 14 Reviews

    Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Horror,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Umbridge - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009/09/04 - Updated: 2009/09/04 - 1979 words - Complete

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  • A Boy and His Cloak

    by HoosYourDaddy

    Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009/11/02 - Updated: 2009/11/03 - 10468 words - Complete

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  • Immortal Fangs Book II

    by PuckSilverbreeze 10 Reviews

    Harry's first year at Hogs in the Immortal Fangs Universe. Not for Snape lovers

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy,Humor - Characters: Bellatrix,Harry,Lily,Narcissa,Snape - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2010/05/18 - Updated: 2010/05/18 - 3820 words

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  • The Bestest HouseElf

    by grenouille 9 Reviews

    Dobby - devoted servant and loyal friend. What would it take to prove himself a hero? AU. Post final battle.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dobby - Published: 2010/11/20 - Updated: 2010/11/20 - 1616 words - Complete

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  • Harry, Harry, Everywhere

    by DrT 22 Reviews

    A nice fat plot bunny, tweaking the idea of Multi-verse Harry, and a few favorite stories.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2013/03/04 - Updated: 2013/03/04 - 5686 words - Complete

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  • Harry Potter and the Power of the Veela

    by stnssydny

    Harry returns to the wizarding world after being missing for the past twelve years. He meets with Ragnok and learns about his finances, then Harry meets with Albus Dumbledore and announces that he ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Professor McGonagall,Snape - Warnings: [!] [!!] [!!!] [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2010/01/09 - Updated: 2010/02/08 - 13725 words

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  • His Princess

    by hashimgambit 3 Reviews

    what happens when Lily and James abandon their son because they thought he was a squib, what happens if a business associate from America, Tony Stark finds an abused Harry after a business event at...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009/06/02 - Updated: 2010/05/20 - 4797 words

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  • Beyond the Borders

    by Virodeil 0 Reviews

    The game “Harry hunting” benefits the victim at last. Harry gains new family and experiences new things beyond the world he knows. Pre-Hogwarts, for now.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2011/02/04 - Updated: 2011/02/08 - 15835 words

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  • The Very Silly School Crossover Fic

    by DrT

    The set-up: What if both Hermione and Lily came from maternal lines of squibs who had not forgotten their links to the Magical world? And what if not all Squibs were like Mr. Filch and Mrs. Figg?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2014/03/21 - Updated: 2014/04/07 - 23242 words - Complete

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  • immortal Fangs

    by PuckSilverbreeze 6 Reviews

    Fangs of Death face the Power of Life. This is what happens

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Lily,Sirius - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008/09/02 - Updated: 2011/12/05 - 11188 words

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  • Death's Child

    by PuckSilverbreeze 1 Reviews

    An dark Dumbledore. Harry touched by Death of the Endless. The All Seeing Eye. How does it all change the Hogwarts years

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Harry - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2012/06/17 - Updated: 2013/09/01 - 20953 words

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  • Escape and Return!

    by DrT 5 Reviews

    What if Hermione had come up with a plan other than a long-term camping trip for book 7?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2011/07/16 - Updated: 2011/10/07 - 28532 words - Complete

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  • A Second Chance

    by kiradykes

    What would you go through to get the life you never had. Would you walk willingly into Hell even if you had only just managed to crawl out.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Sci-fi - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2012/10/05 - Updated: 2013/11/05 - 75306 words

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  • Harry Potter and the Coven Of Hogwarts

    by GhostofHP

    Harry comes back to School after the DH and finds more wild adventures. Starts with Ron/ Hermione pairing but that soon ends, Harry pairs with several characters.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2010/05/19 - Updated: 2011/08/30 - 47620 words

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  • The Unmentionables...?

    by stick97 5 Reviews

    Harry gets invited to a seminar by Hermione on Halloween. Harry/Multi

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2009/10/07 - Updated: 2012/05/23 - 32888 words

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  • YOU DON’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR

    by DrT 4 Reviews

    Another dimensional cross-over Harry? A Dark Grey Harry and a very innocent one combine when Voldemort tries to bend a Light Ceremony to his will. Hopefully not cliché-ridden.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2010/04/20 - Updated: 2010/06/22 - 32903 words - Complete

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  • Harry Potter and the Sun Source

    by Clell65619 27 Reviews

    This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of No...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2008/09/11 - Updated: 2011/09/08 - 100851 words

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  • A THOUSAND YEARS

    by Alorkin 6 Reviews

    After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment. There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Sci-fi - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2013/05/07 - Updated: 2013/09/20 - 113574 words - Complete

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  • The Wizard on the Edge of Forever

    by rpnielsen 12 Reviews

    During the fight at the Department of Mysteries, Harry gets taken for the ride of his life.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2009/03/17 - Updated: 2013/04/03 - 95172 words

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  • Harry Potter and the Next Overlord

    by JLawrence_Kenny 3 Reviews

    After Harry blows up part of Little Whinging, he is collected by a band of Minions and taken back to the Netherworld, where he learns that he is to become the next Overlord. And will he Dominate or...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2011/04/09 - Updated: 2013/07/22 - 33016 words

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  • JEDI POTTER

    by Alorkin 31 Reviews

    A multi-chapter, 'sorta' crossover, HP/SW, but not exactly. Harry/Hermione, some Dumbles bashing, the Weasleys are on his side. After being beaten to death by Vernon, Harry is faced with ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 37 - Published: 2010/03/25 - Updated: 2012/06/25 - 418532 words - Complete

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