- by Quillian 3 reviews
One-shot! We all saw what Harry's career advice appointment was like during OotP, but ever wonder what it was like with his classmates? Umbridge-bashing by McGonagall!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005-05-15 - 2729 words - Complete
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- by LadyFoxFire 16 reviews
Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Vernon Dursley - Published: 2005-06-27 - Updated: 2005-06-28 - 1460 words - Complete
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Exit Light, Enter Night
by bigdonadietABSOLUTLY NOT FOR THE SQUEMISH!!! Harry/Petunia. Features rape, incest, and murder!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Horror - Characters: Harry, Petunia Dursley - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] - Published: 2006-03-02 - 5932 words - Complete
Wrapped in Crimson
by GenocideHeartThe aftermath of Iruka's birthday party left a few questions in Yuuhi Kurenai's mind - questions like, "What happened last night?" "Why am I in bed with Naruto?" and "WHERE ARE OUR CLOTHES?!"... Na...
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Kurenai, Naruto - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-01-21 - 13157 words - Complete
Harry Potter's Strange Night
by MasterKtuluHow can a planned night of fun turn into something so different so quickly and change Harry's life forever? (Absolutely NO Male Slash! / One-Shot / Set during OotP)
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Cho, Ginny, Harry, Luna - Warnings: [R] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-01-29 - 10453 words - Complete
The Cure For Angst
by 29aAfter a fight with Asuka, Shinji moves into Maya's apartment. Shinji/Maya bondage action.
This was my entry for Eva Lemon Contest 3, and the first fic I managed to finish. Enjoy.
Category: Neon Genesis Evangelion - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Maya Ibuki, Ritsuko Akagi, Shinji Ikari - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-02-08 - Updated: 2007-02-09 - 7233 words - Complete
- by RorschachsBlot 1 review
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III
Category: Neon Genesis Evangelion - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Asuka Langley Soryu,Gendo Ikari,Rei Ayanami,Shinji Ikari - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007-09-11 - 6013 words - Complete
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Take My Hand
by bigdonadietSequel to "Exit Light, Enter Night." Harry/Lily. One-shot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Lily - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-07-11 - 7720 words - Complete
Don't Get Well Soon
by BrianJIt's no fun to get wounded in battle, but recovery is a different story.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Narcissa - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009-06-21 - 4028 words - Complete
Parting The Continents
by bigdonadietHorrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret readi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2010-01-21 - Updated: 2010-01-22 - 8174 words - Complete
Leaf and clouds
by NHunterNaruto, cornered by two Kumo kunoichi after the battle with Madara.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [!!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2010-05-06 - 3727 words - Complete
- by Clell65619 19 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort Harry feels that he needs to get away, away from the pressures of being the Man Who Won. Hermione invites herself along for the ride, but things aren't always what they ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2010-12-13 - 22125 words
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- by Maxtaf 18 reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2011-09-16 - Updated: 2011-09-17 - 2205 words - Complete
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Avenging a Wand's loss.
by Ulforce_DiizoidHarry makes sure Hermione pays for what she did to his wand in Deathly Hallows.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [R] - Published: 2012-05-14 - 1830 words - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wondrous Wood Chipper
by twistyguruHarry has a Wood Chipper! Multiple bashings, a touch of gore, and the destruction of the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters (and gits!). H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. No spoilers, non-Epi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012-06-09 - Updated: 2012-06-10 - 4924 words - Complete
- by VFSNAKE 1 review
Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Horror - Characters: Hinata,Naruto,Tsunade - Published: 2012-07-01 - 8100 words - Complete
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Drunken Truth
by VFSNAKEAU to the incident with wine cave where almost everyone gets drunk. You know the episode. Anyway here is MY version of events. Warning lemons do appear so anyone wants to back out they have their c...
Category: Inuyasha - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Inuyasha,Kagome,Sango - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2012-07-02 - 6418 words - Complete
- by DrT 40 reviews
If ‘for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction’ were partially applied to magic….
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Snape - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2012-08-03 - 6307 words - Complete
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Enjoy the Fireworks
by ChampionOfKratosAt the apparent 'wedding' of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour secrets are revealed, relationships exposed, and wars ended. What's left to do but sit back and watch the fireworks.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2014-02-10 - 4950 words - Complete
A Prefect's Duty
by ChampionOfKratosHarry get's the prefect badge of his fifth year and his Mother shows him part of a prefect's duty. AU universe, no Voldemort.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Lily - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2014-02-10 - 2511 words - Complete
Poker Night
by ChampionOfKratosIt's the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff sixth year poker night and Harry decides do spice things up with a little bet when things begin to look good.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2014-02-10 - 1431 words - Complete
I love Charms Class
by ChampionOfKratosHarry is in his seventh year Charms class with Hermione when things begin to heat up.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2014-02-10 - 1270 words - Complete
Punishment
by ChampionOfKratosAppoline Delacour and her husband betrayed Harry Potter, this is her punishment.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] - Published: 2014-02-11 - 1084 words - Complete
Loker Room
by ChampionOfKratosDuring his fifth year Harry is tired of the chasers berating him. When one of them hears his rant they feel bad and decide to make it up to him.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2014-02-11 - 1987 words - Complete
Don't Tell Sasuke
by Levi-The-GreatNaruto with plans on knocking his arrogant friend down a peg or three, has his sights set on an unsuspecting Mikoto.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2014-02-17 - 2252 words - Complete
- by Rihaan 7 reviews
One-Shot -- During the end of the TriWizard tournament, Harry Potter is tied to a grave. As he watches Voldemort's resurrection, he reflects on his life of hardships and pain and comes to a startli...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Dobby,Harry,Hermione,Peter,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [V] - Published: 2008-07-22 - Updated: 2014-09-15 - 5834 words - Complete
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His New Slave
by tengaDuring the Tri-wizard tournament, every boy and some of the girls in Hogwarts want to sleep with Fleur.
Harry just wants it more than most. Enough to turn to dark magic to help him.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2015-04-23 - 3090 words - Complete
An Act Of Charity
by InsideA14YearOldGirlTranslation of "Um Ato de Caridade." Neji helps Anko in carrying her shopping bags. Anko helps Neji in liberating his rage.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Anko,Neji - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Published: 2016-08-31 - Updated: 2016-09-20 - 1954 words - Complete
- by LabRat 4 reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Narcissa,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2013-03-05 - Updated: 2022-02-19 - 57707 words - Complete
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- by MayorHaggar 3 reviews
After the Second Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry wonders if Ron is truly the thing he'd miss most, and tries to sort out his feelings for a certain bushy-haired bookworm.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2010-06-29 - Updated: 2010-08-26 - 17999 words - Complete
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- by Naru-Mandoraekon01 4 reviews
Naruto is kidnapped after defeating Mizuki and is experimented on to become Orochimaru's Secret Weapon, though he reminds them why it isn't good to mess with an Uzumaki. Naruto/X-Men Crossover
Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Anko,Ino,Naruto,Orochimaru,Temari,Tenten - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2015-07-08 - Updated: 2015-08-06 - 44224 words
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- by loralee1 7 reviews
AU, A post HBP Snape travel back in time to warn a pre SS/PS Snape about his future in the hopes that things can be changed. No Slash or Pairings
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Harry, Snape - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2007-03-22 - Updated: 2013-06-01 - 40312 words - Complete
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God of Fertility
by NorthSouthGoremLong ago, before the Juubi's rampage, there were gods. Then those gods vanished, and with them, so did men. Now, Uzumaki Naruto must do his duty, as the god of Fertility...and Lust.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Hanabi,Hinata,Naruto - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2015-08-17 - Updated: 2015-09-27 - 68604 words
The Dominator
by 221bharryinthetardisHarry decides to embrace his dominating side and give Ginny a Christmas Present
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Warnings: [!] [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2014-12-22 - Updated: 2016-07-24 - 17204 words
- by Alorkin 7 reviews
After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment.
There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Sci-fi - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2013-05-07 - Updated: 2013-09-20 - 113574 words - Complete
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Naruto: One shots
by Spyash2A series of one shots I'm doing for the sake of experimentation. Expect a lot of OOC and AU's.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Warnings: [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 22 - Published: 2014-04-01 - Updated: 2017-05-30 - 210556 words