theheadlessauthor :: View Profile :: FicWad: fresh-picked original and fan fiction

Username: theheadlessauthor
Member Since: 2005-12-27
Real name: Olivia
Bio:
Ok, boring crap first. All of the work I post here is copyright theheadlessauthor. All of the works are my own and are not meant to hurt anyones feelings unless expressly stated. And I use my own stuff, so if I end up using another person's character I will give credit where it is due.

huge breath

So, um, yeah. I post sorta randomly, just to warn ya.

As in pretty much once a year, since this website is utter shite.

insert Red Dwarf music here

P.S. Yes, I know how bad Tainted Memories...was. I've taken it down now, because I realized I could just email it to the one person out there who liked it. :D Did kinda hurt though-it had the most views out of all of my stuff.

insert "Ladies and Gentlemen" here :)

Oh, and if anyone bothers to read this, please review one of my stories just to mention a better site to post my stuff on. This one is utterly broken. Thanks.

Glasses
by theheadlessauthor 2 reviews
What do I see with my little eye?
Category: Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Published: 2009-06-08 - Updated: 2009-06-09 - 181 words - Complete
0Unrated
Perfection
by theheadlessauthor 2 reviews
Perfection. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Category: Romance - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Published: 2008-05-23 - Updated: 2008-06-02 - 167 words - Complete
0Unrated
Something Happened
by theheadlessauthor 1 review
I want my shirt back. Bleach the stains. Seriously, rust spots are so not my color.
Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror,Humor - Published: 2008-05-23 - Updated: 2008-05-24 - 86 words - Complete
1Insightful
A Bard's Tale
by theheadlessauthor 2 reviews
A Bard's summary you want to see? Why don't you just read the poetry?
Category: Poetry - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2008-04-02 - Updated: 2008-04-02 - 264 words - Complete
0Unrated
Carrie
by theheadlessauthor 2 reviews
Satire on all those sappy love poems...
Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Published: 2007-07-20 - Updated: 2007-07-21 - 64 words - Complete
0Unrated
Marriage
by theheadlessauthor 1 review
Try to figure out which kind of marriage I'm talking about...
Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Published: 2006-10-07 - Updated: 2006-10-07 - 130 words - Complete
1Original
The Captive Maiden
by theheadlessauthor 1 review
Little ficlet I wrote about 20 minutes ago. Rated PG for Christians who are superstitious, G for everyone else.
Category: Horror - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy, Horror - Published: 2005-12-27 - Updated: 2005-12-28 - 401 words - Complete
0Original

Filter

theheadlessauthor