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janeaverage

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• Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom

  by wargear 12 Reviews

  Not really all that doomy I suppose, but it certainly got your attention. In this story, Harry deals with Fudge, once and for all.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Fred, George, Harry - Published: 2005/11/04 - Updated: 2005/11/04 - 3396 words - Complete

  5Funny

• Esse Quam Videri

  by razz 4 Reviews

  (AU) What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy - a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Sirius - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2006/06/14 - Updated: 2006/06/14 - 3932 words - Complete

  5Funny

• The Legitimate Businessmen

  by Clell65619 18 Reviews

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Published: 2007/10/17 - Updated: 2007/10/17 - 1752 words - Complete

  5Funny

• Career Counseling

  by loralee1 13 Reviews

  Post DH, All Hogwarts students must attend career counseling

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2009/02/16 - Updated: 2009/02/16 - 905 words - Complete

  5Funny

• Meetings with Remarkable Muggles

  by lolaraincoat 0 Reviews

  21 drabbles with intertextuality and food. These stories sometimes refer to real-world events: look at the dates.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Crossover, Humor - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Hagrid, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Molly Weasley, Narcissa, Neville, Percy, Professor McGonagall, Snape, Sprout - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2005/06/22 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 2876 words - Complete

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• Death, Destroyer of Worlds

  by LadyFoxFire 3 Reviews

  Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Dumbledore, Fudge, Harry, Sirius, Snape - Warnings: [?] [V] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2005/06/27 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 11260 words - Complete

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• What Would Slytherin Harry Do?

  by bigdonadiet 5 Reviews

  An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2007/05/27 - Updated: 2010/01/21 - 42875 words

  5Funny

• The Sleeping Dragon Wakes

  by AncientzDream 9 Reviews

  WIP/AU Lily and James went to greater lengths to protect their son than even Dumbledore knew and, as Harry grows into his inheritance, the Wizarding world will find out just how deep one old man's ...

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James, Lily, Luna, Lupin, Moody, Neville, Ron, Sirius, Snape, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2006/04/13 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 146733 words

  5Exciting

• Goblin Conspiracy

  by loralee1 3 Reviews

  AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006/12/30 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 33658 words - Complete

  5Original

• Gene-Spliced Harry

  by Cypher3au 20 Reviews

  Alternate Order of the Phoenix. Harry is, quite naturally, a little ticked off at his friends and the Headmaster. Muggle science has developed a way to splice animal DNA into humans. Fawkes has ...

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Sci-fi - Characters: Fleur, Harry, Tonks - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2006/05/26 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 34817 words

  5Funny

• Summer of Contracts

  by Meteoricshipyards 10 Reviews

  After the death of Sirius, and learning the contents of the prophecy, Harry gets the opportunity to get away for a while. Independent Harry. H/LL, H/SB, but more friendship than romance.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008/01/21 - Updated: 2008/04/28 - 73416 words - Complete

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• Elementary Calculations

  by kcourtkat 15 Reviews

  After finding his magic earlier, a decidedly non- Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008/04/29 - Updated: 2008/08/22 - 44144 words

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• Triwizard Redux

  by DrT 5 Reviews

  When would be the best point in time for an over-powered Harry to return to his past? Right before the First Task!

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance - Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Lupin, Snape - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2006/10/19 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 48337 words - Complete

  5Exciting

• Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts

  by Clell65619 21 Reviews

  The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2008/02/17 - Updated: 2008/10/25 - 72180 words - Complete

  5Funny

• Like Some Song You Can't Unlearn

  by BJH 35 Reviews

  Harry has defeated Voldemort and saved all the people he cares for, so why do they all hate him? More importantly, what will he do about it? Most chapters of this story will be PG-13 but some w...

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Ginny, Harry, James, Lily, Narcissa - Warnings: [?] [V] [X] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2007/02/15 - Updated: 2008/12/11 - 66698 words

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• Harry Potter and The Invincible Technomage

  by Clell65619 16 Reviews

  Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very...

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Neville,Padma - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2007/12/07 - Updated: 2011/09/08 - 101582 words

  5Original

• Luna's Hubby

  by Meteoricshipyards 3 Reviews

  7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Narcissa, Ron, Sirius, Other - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Chapters: 21 - Published: 2006/07/13 - Updated: 2008/01/14 - 180316 words - Complete

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• When Vernon Didn't Miss

  by DrT 19 Reviews

  After Harry's first year, Vernon Dursley tried to hit Harry, but missed, and so Harry was locked away for the summer. What if Vernon hadn't missed?

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 24 - Published: 2007/11/04 - Updated: 2008/05/17 - 81401 words - Complete

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• A Twisted Timeline

  by madnesspersonified 9 Reviews

  Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 25 - Published: 2007/07/04 - Updated: 2008/05/11 - 172701 words - Complete

  5Funny

• Harry's Second Chance

  by DrT 6 Reviews

  The Last Battle has been fought, and Harry Potter has won. The price, however, has been high. Nearly every person Harry cared for is dead, maimed, or otherwise injured. The magical culture of ...

  Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Moody, Sirius - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 32 - Published: 2006/05/06 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 108504 words - Complete

  5Exciting