janeaverage

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  • Harry Potter and the Fudge of Doom

    by wargear 13 Reviews

    Not really all that doomy I suppose, but it certainly got your attention. In this story, Harry deals with Fudge, once and for all.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Fred, George, Harry - Published: 2005/11/04 - Updated: 2005/11/04 - 3396 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Esse Quam Videri

    by razz 4 Reviews

    (AU) What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy - a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Sirius - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2006/06/14 - Updated: 2006/06/14 - 3932 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • The Legitimate Businessmen

    by Clell65619 18 Reviews

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Published: 2007/10/17 - Updated: 2007/10/17 - 1752 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Career Counseling

    by loralee1 13 Reviews

    Post DH, All Hogwarts students must attend career counseling

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters:  - Published: 2009/02/16 - Updated: 2009/02/16 - 905 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Meetings with Remarkable Muggles

    by lolaraincoat 0 Reviews

    21 drabbles with intertextuality and food. These stories sometimes refer to real-world events: look at the dates.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Crossover, Humor - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Hagrid, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Molly Weasley, Narcissa, Neville, Percy, Professor McGonagall, Snape, Sprout - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2005/06/22 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 2876 words - Complete

    3Original
  • Death, Destroyer of Worlds

    by LadyFoxFire 3 Reviews

    Death has the power to take lives or to save them. He's about to do both.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Drama, Humor - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Dumbledore, Fudge, Harry, Sirius, Snape - Warnings: [?] [V] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2005/06/27 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 11260 words - Complete

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  • What Would Slytherin Harry Do?

    by bigdonadiet 5 Reviews

    An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2007/05/27 - Updated: 2010/01/21 - 42875 words

    5Funny
  • The Sleeping Dragon Wakes

    by AncientzDream 9 Reviews

    WIP/AU Lily and James went to greater lengths to protect their son than even Dumbledore knew and, as Harry grows into his inheritance, the Wizarding world will find out just how deep one old man's ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James, Lily, Luna, Lupin, Moody, Neville, Ron, Sirius, Snape, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2006/04/13 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 146733 words

    5Exciting
  • Goblin Conspiracy

    by loralee1 3 Reviews

    AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Harry knows he must take on Voldemort and finds unexpected allies.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006/12/30 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 33658 words - Complete

    5Original
  • Gene-Spliced Harry

    by Cypher3au 21 Reviews

    Alternate Order of the Phoenix. Harry is, quite naturally, a little ticked off at his friends and the Headmaster. Muggle science has developed a way to splice animal DNA into humans. Fawkes has ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Sci-fi - Characters: Fleur, Harry, Tonks - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2006/05/26 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 34817 words

    5Funny
  • Summer of Contracts

    by Meteoricshipyards 11 Reviews

    After the death of Sirius, and learning the contents of the prophecy, Harry gets the opportunity to get away for a while. Independent Harry. H/LL, H/SB, but more friendship than romance.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008/01/21 - Updated: 2008/04/28 - 73416 words - Complete

    5Original
  • Elementary Calculations

    by kcourtkat 15 Reviews

    After finding his magic earlier, a decidedly non- Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008/04/29 - Updated: 2008/08/22 - 44144 words

    5Original
  • Triwizard Redux

    by DrT 5 Reviews

    When would be the best point in time for an over-powered Harry to return to his past? Right before the First Task!

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance - Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Lupin, Snape - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2006/10/19 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 48337 words - Complete

    5Exciting
  • Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts

    by Clell65619 21 Reviews

    The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2008/02/17 - Updated: 2008/10/25 - 72180 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Like Some Song You Can't Unlearn

    by BJH 35 Reviews

    Harry has defeated Voldemort and saved all the people he cares for, so why do they all hate him? More importantly, what will he do about it? Most chapters of this story will be PG-13 but some w...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Ginny, Harry, James, Lily, Narcissa - Warnings: [?] [V] [X] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2007/02/15 - Updated: 2008/12/11 - 66698 words

    5Original
  • Harry Potter and The Invincible Technomage

    by Clell65619 16 Reviews

    Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Neville,Padma - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2007/12/07 - Updated: 2011/09/08 - 101582 words

    5Original
  • Luna's Hubby

    by Meteoricshipyards 7 Reviews

    7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Narcissa, Ron, Sirius, Other - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Chapters: 21 - Published: 2006/07/13 - Updated: 2008/01/14 - 180316 words - Complete

    5Original
  • When Vernon Didn't Miss

    by DrT 20 Reviews

    After Harry's first year, Vernon Dursley tried to hit Harry, but missed, and so Harry was locked away for the summer. What if Vernon hadn't missed?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 24 - Published: 2007/11/04 - Updated: 2008/05/17 - 81401 words - Complete

    5Original
  • A Twisted Timeline

    by madnesspersonified 9 Reviews

    Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 25 - Published: 2007/07/04 - Updated: 2008/05/11 - 172701 words - Complete

    5Funny
  • Harry's Second Chance

    by DrT 6 Reviews

    The Last Battle has been fought, and Harry Potter has won. The price, however, has been high. Nearly every person Harry cared for is dead, maimed, or otherwise injured. The magical culture of ...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Moody, Sirius - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 32 - Published: 2006/05/06 - Updated: 2007/08/12 - 108504 words - Complete

    5Exciting

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