Dudley Dursley thinks he is an ordinary wizard - until he is rescued by a midget of a man, enrols at Smeltings School of Ordinary Things, learns to play rugby and does battle in a small scuffle. T...
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
When faced with an angry, pregnant woman, it's best to do as your told. Even if it means running around London at all hours searching for a grocery store. Sirius is not happy, but the store owner i...
Don't get me wrong, I love "The Horse and His Boy," but sometimes we must make horrible horrible parodies of the things we love. Severe spoilers and hilarity ensue! Rated for language only.
Sociopathic Gerard Way ends up on death row. Here, you're dead before they even pierce that first needle into your skin. This is it; this is hell.
TOTAL AND COMPLETE FICTION. I MADE THIS HUMOROUS SO PEOPLE WOULD FEEL A BIT BETTER ABOUT OUR BELOVED BOB BRYAR'S DEPARTURE. I do not own any of the people in this story!
"God, we just kept running and running; I thought you were right beside me! I didn't know he bit you... I swear I didn't know!" (zombie Frerard one-shot)
PostOOTP Harry's summer takes an unexpected turn when the guardian of the 7th gate of Hell shows up and offers to train him as a demon hunter. The world is far bigger than Harry ever knew. Backbon...
The guys, 10 years on. Happy endings?
It is absolutely astonishing the number of coincidences, lucky breaks and odd occurrences that occurred around Harry Potter. But what if it wasn't for Harry's benefit that all these incredible even...
Darker!Harry - A tale of rage and revenge, of loss beyond what any person should have to bear . . . and a tale of love, his only hope out of the darkness.
Harry's been in prison since he was young, now he's at Hogwarts.
Continuing 'Holly Evans & ...' Bi!Girl!Harry is Riddle's nemesis; having fought into adulthood, she's building a conspiracy using her own Mark- the Spiral.
Said Mikey, rolling his eyes as he walked away from the hunter, the daring, the lean, the devilishly-handsome hunter who slunk back into his stance as the not so devilishly-handsome prey turned its...
Harry comes back to School after the DH and finds more wild adventures. Starts with Ron/ Hermione pairing but that soon ends, Harry pairs with several characters.
You shouldn't fall in love with your rapist, should you? -COMPLETE-
Franks head angel, Gerards head demon, what happens when they fall in love? (Kinda like a romeo and juliet sorta thing but with a twist) please read :]
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Frank can't play guitar anymore, Frank doesn't give a shit anymore, Frank can't have Gerard anymore and it's killing him. When My Chemical Romance breaks up, when Leathermouth can't take him anymor...
Gerard's holding another legendary houseparty, only this time with a theme. ROCKY HORROR! Yep, that's it, white hot frerard coming your way!
Harry is entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will. He is somewhat upset by this. OOC Harry, HHr, Violence, Naughty Language, and Mayhem
Harry, still coming to terms with the reality of his destiny, and only just beginning to understand his greatest foe finds himself the unintended recipient of a magical bond between himself and one...
A tour in the UK brings Frank closer to something intoxicating, and something utterly life-threatening. Rated R for overall storyline of violence, romance, science fiction, and all those fun little...
FRERARD! It's the summer holidays- Gerard is looking forward to six weeks of sun and laziness. But when he meets his stepsister's new boyfriend, things become a little more interesting...CHAPTER 1 ...
Some men were born average and went on to live an average life. He was not, had never been, and would never be one of those men. With his ancestry, it was hardly a surprise. Facing off against enem...
Harry escapes Britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There is much to experience in the land of the Midnight Sun. (There will be ...
FRERARD! Frank; the sarcastic outcast. Gerard; the arrogant misfit. Both know what it's like to live in the shadows. Is it true there's only a fine line between love and hate? CHAPTER 32 UP!
HBP AU. It's hard enough being a teenager; add nefarious plots, the Dark Lord, and house rivalries into the mix. A story about enlightenment, growing up, and getting over yourself. Harry Potter/Dap...
A collection of One-Shots and other shorts that may or may not become actual stories someday when I've got time.
Girl!Harry walks a bizarre version of Harry's life at Hogwarts, until she makes her own Mark. Darker!Everyone. Rated for unrepentent complexity, violence, sexuality and bio-squickiness.
A complicated, redo-style time-travel story with a lousy summary. Not Harry-centric; often focuses on original and peripheral canon characters. Starts in 1989.
Let's play a game.
Never leave me alone in the dark. Never touch me Never leave me alone with strangers And I promise I wont go insane (Ferard)