- by CosmicZombie 31 reviews
Ice cream promises, guitar-induced dribbling, and menstruating cherry tomatoes. [*RE-WRITTEN* CHAPTER ONE...PLEASE READ AND REVIEW, GUYS? :D]
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-05-08 - Updated: 2012-07-27 - 3793 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 19 reviews
Persistant brothers, evil stepsisters, and the important difference between korma and karma...(EDITED- sorry guys, i noticed there were some mistakes..I've hopefully edited them all out now)..
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2011-05-21 - Updated: 2011-05-23 - 1827 words
5Original
- by CosmicZombie 25 reviews
Explosive coke, serious lack of co-ordination, and knee-melting smiles....
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2011-06-05 - Updated: 2011-06-06 - 2174 words
5Ambiance
- by CosmicZombie 20 reviews
The conspiracy of dream catchers, mind-reading siblings, and the daughter of Satan....please R&R! xD
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2011-06-18 - Updated: 2011-06-23 - 2357 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 6 reviews
please read this guys...it's actually good news!
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: - Published: 2011-06-30 - Updated: 2011-06-30 - 75 words
2Hot
- by CosmicZombie 38 reviews
Flexible mascara wands, guitar head banging, and herds of bloodthirsty meese....please R&R!
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-07-01 - Updated: 2011-07-09 - 3230 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 20 reviews
Cat snogging, Terrorising postmen, and metaphorical drooling...please R&R- NEW CHAPTER, GUYS!!:D :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-09-21 - Updated: 2011-09-24 - 3045 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 31 reviews
Being unsuitably attached to people's chests, the dangers of boiling water, and mentally handicapped gerbils...NEW CHAPTER, PLEASE R&R GUYS!!! :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2011-10-09 - Updated: 2011-10-15 - 3495 words
5Exciting
- by CosmicZombie 38 reviews
Fire-breathing stepsisters, unhelpful puff heads, and the footsteps of doom...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS! R&R PWEEASE!! xD
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-10-18 - Updated: 2011-10-23 - 3885 words
5Ambiance
- by CosmicZombie 30 reviews
Deluded Gerard splats, make up, and hysterical siblings...NEW CHAPTER, PLEASE R&R!! :D :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2011-10-29 - Updated: 2011-10-31 - 3662 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 31 reviews
Explosions in gothic poodle fatories, the multiple dicks of Frank Iero, and evil, evil, mind reading siblings...NEW CHAPTER UP, PLEASE R&R, guys!! :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-11-07 - Updated: 2011-11-12 - 4101 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 34 reviews
Mouth-wateringly lickable guys, The revenge of straightner worshippers, and a seriously bad choice of boxers...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS...PLEASE R&R!! :D :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-11-15 - Updated: 2011-11-19 - 4355 words
5Exciting
- by CosmicZombie 35 reviews
The wonder that is Frank Iero's saliva, weird nose fetishes, and the lettuce munching of reincarnated snails...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-11-23 - Updated: 2012-02-28 - 3925 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 34 reviews
The importance of baby-making bits, banana skin thongs, and gigantic, gigantic surprises....
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-11-30 - Updated: 2011-12-09 - 3674 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 28 reviews
The violence of brick walls, innocent and inoffensive slime, and the joys of metaphorical fucking...NEW CHAPTER UP, PLEASE R&R!! :D :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [!] [V] - Published: 2011-12-11 - Updated: 2011-12-19 - 4119 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 23 reviews
Not exactly bad news, but please read, guys.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: - Published: 2011-12-21 - Updated: 2011-12-22 - 317 words
1Insightful
- by CosmicZombie 33 reviews
Random tongue snacking, brain meltdowns, and hidden kneecap vendettas...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS- PLEASE R&R! :D :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2011-12-26 - Updated: 2011-12-30 - 3311 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 41 reviews
Spontaneous nose licking, the dangers of sex-crazed lunacy, and evil unicorn fuckers...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012-01-08 - Updated: 2012-03-01 - 4095 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 29 reviews
Ferocious flocks of rabid unicorns, dangerously pale siblings, and the interesting locations of cat-molesting puff heads...NEW CHAPTER UP, GUYS...PLEASE R&R? :D :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012-01-14 - Updated: 2012-01-19 - 5043 words
5Exciting
- by CosmicZombie 33 reviews
Snail sex, monopoly, and moosi testicles...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012-01-23 - Updated: 2012-02-28 - 4727 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 37 reviews
Giant Monopoly boards, retarded turtles, and the dangers of having Nirvana's 'Rape Me' as a ringtone...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2012-02-01 - Updated: 2012-02-27 - 5126 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 35 reviews
Over-inflated breadsticks, quivering postmen, and the abomination of flowery boxers....
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2012-02-10 - Updated: 2012-03-01 - 6964 words
5Hot
- by CosmicZombie 47 reviews
The cock removal club, Telephones of the forty fifth century, and Lilac hairdryers...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012-02-18 - Updated: 2012-02-25 - 4535 words
5Moving
- by CosmicZombie 23 reviews
The mystical gender of the Grim Reaper, tragic absence of sex gods, and unwanted saliva...NEW CHAPTER UP, GUYS!! :D :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2012-02-27 - Updated: 2012-02-27 - 4771 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 39 reviews
Kitten pedophilia, hermaphrodites from south west Patagonia, and growly Gerards....NEW CHAPTER UP, GUYS!! :D :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012-03-04 - Updated: 2012-03-08 - 5399 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 27 reviews
Not bad news or anything, just important...please read, guys.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: - Published: 2012-03-11 - Updated: 2012-03-11 - 403 words
1Hot
- by CosmicZombie 36 reviews
Misguided skipping, Saliva souviners, and The sparkly prostitution of brain cells...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS!! :D :D EDITED SINCE YESTERDAY!!
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012-03-12 - Updated: 2012-03-13 - 5720 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 42 reviews
Walking orgasms, 'Fro violation, and the strange forms of love...FINAL CHAPTER, GUYS!! :D :D
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2012-03-18 - Updated: 2012-03-19 - 5064 words
5Funny
- by CosmicZombie 2 reviews
Re-writing this story, please read before you read any chapters.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: G - Genres: - Published: 2012-07-29 - Updated: 2012-07-29 - 204 words
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