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FRERARD! It's the summer holidays- Gerard is looking forward to six weeks of sun and laziness. But when he meets his stepsister's new boyfriend, things become a little more interesting...CHAPTER 1 ...
Ice cream promises, guitar-induced dribbling, and menstruating cherry tomatoes. [*RE-WRITTEN* CHAPTER ONE...PLEASE READ AND REVIEW, GUYS? :D]
5FunnyPersistant brothers, evil stepsisters, and the important difference between korma and karma...(EDITED- sorry guys, i noticed there were some mistakes..I've hopefully edited them all out now)..
5OriginalExplosive coke, serious lack of co-ordination, and knee-melting smiles....
5AmbianceThe conspiracy of dream catchers, mind-reading siblings, and the daughter of Satan....please R&R! xD
5Funnyplease read this guys...it's actually good news!
2HotFlexible mascara wands, guitar head banging, and herds of bloodthirsty meese....please R&R!
5FunnyCat snogging, Terrorising postmen, and metaphorical drooling...please R&R- NEW CHAPTER, GUYS!!:D :D
5FunnyBeing unsuitably attached to people's chests, the dangers of boiling water, and mentally handicapped gerbils...NEW CHAPTER, PLEASE R&R GUYS!!! :D
5ExcitingFire-breathing stepsisters, unhelpful puff heads, and the footsteps of doom...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS! R&R PWEEASE!! xD
5AmbianceDeluded Gerard splats, make up, and hysterical siblings...NEW CHAPTER, PLEASE R&R!! :D :D
5FunnyExplosions in gothic poodle fatories, the multiple dicks of Frank Iero, and evil, evil, mind reading siblings...NEW CHAPTER UP, PLEASE R&R, guys!! :D
5FunnyMouth-wateringly lickable guys, The revenge of straightner worshippers, and a seriously bad choice of boxers...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS...PLEASE R&R!! :D :D
5ExcitingThe wonder that is Frank Iero's saliva, weird nose fetishes, and the lettuce munching of reincarnated snails...
5FunnyThe importance of baby-making bits, banana skin thongs, and gigantic, gigantic surprises....
5FunnyThe violence of brick walls, innocent and inoffensive slime, and the joys of metaphorical fucking...NEW CHAPTER UP, PLEASE R&R!! :D :D
5FunnyNot exactly bad news, but please read, guys.
1InsightfulRandom tongue snacking, brain meltdowns, and hidden kneecap vendettas...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS- PLEASE R&R! :D :D
5FunnySpontaneous nose licking, the dangers of sex-crazed lunacy, and evil unicorn fuckers...
5FunnyFerocious flocks of rabid unicorns, dangerously pale siblings, and the interesting locations of cat-molesting puff heads...NEW CHAPTER UP, GUYS...PLEASE R&R? :D :D
5ExcitingSnail sex, monopoly, and moosi testicles...
5FunnyGiant Monopoly boards, retarded turtles, and the dangers of having Nirvana's 'Rape Me' as a ringtone...
5FunnyOver-inflated breadsticks, quivering postmen, and the abomination of flowery boxers....
5HotThe cock removal club, Telephones of the forty fifth century, and Lilac hairdryers...
5MovingThe mystical gender of the Grim Reaper, tragic absence of sex gods, and unwanted saliva...NEW CHAPTER UP, GUYS!! :D :D
5FunnyKitten pedophilia, hermaphrodites from south west Patagonia, and growly Gerards....NEW CHAPTER UP, GUYS!! :D :D
5FunnyNot bad news or anything, just important...please read, guys.
1HotMisguided skipping, Saliva souviners, and The sparkly prostitution of brain cells...NEW CHAPTER, GUYS!! :D :D EDITED SINCE YESTERDAY!!
5FunnyWalking orgasms, 'Fro violation, and the strange forms of love...FINAL CHAPTER, GUYS!! :D :D
5FunnyRe-writing this story, please read before you read any chapters.
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