- by Quillian 3 reviews
One-shot! We all saw what Harry's career advice appointment was like during OotP, but ever wonder what it was like with his classmates? Umbridge-bashing by McGonagall!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005-05-15 - 2729 words - Complete
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- by Quillian 9 reviews
One-shot! What would have happened if the Sorting Hat put Harry in Slytherin? Would things have come out any differently? Surprise twist ending! (WARNING: FIRST-EVER ONE-SHOT, NOT MY BEST WORK)
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2005-05-15 - 5201 words - Complete
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- by Quillian 1 review
One-shot! Ever wonder what Dumbledore was doing while the Dursleys were trying to prevent Harry from getting his Hogwarts letter?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005-05-16 - 986 words - Complete
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- by LadyFoxFire 16 reviews
Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Vernon Dursley - Published: 2005-06-27 - Updated: 2005-06-28 - 1460 words - Complete
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- by Agnes_Bean 2 reviews
Rufus Scrimgeour reflects on his conversation with Harry, and receives an unexpected visitor with an unwarranted demand. Character-centic one-shot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst - Characters: Other - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2005-08-16 - Updated: 2005-08-17 - 1239 words - Complete
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- by wargear 13 reviews
Not really all that doomy I suppose, but it certainly got your attention. In this story, Harry deals with Fudge, once and for all.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Fred, George, Harry - Published: 2005-11-04 - 3396 words - Complete
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10 TIPS THAT YOUR DARK LORD IS OR HAS GONE INSANE
by ElizabethSpiegelJust what the title says...it's part of a series I came up with on an odd day....if nothing else it should make you laugh.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Voldemort - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-20 - 270 words - Complete
10 Tips that your Headmaster is or has gone insane.
by ElizabethSpiegeljust for fun, second in my 10 tips series.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore - Warnings: [R] [X] - Published: 2006-04-20 - 345 words - Complete
Doing it all over Again
by TakatoRikkuAU 5th Year. After Harry destroys all the Horcruxes, he is suddenly taken to another world right before he is to defeat Voldemort. There, he meets his younger sister and learns that Neville is the ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody - Characters: Vernon Dursley, Other - Warnings: [!!!] [?] [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-25 - 2237 words
- by DrT 13 reviews
Five years after the Downfall of Voldemort and nearly four years after the true start of the Peace, two young veterans meet by accident just north of Amsterdam. Written pre-HBP
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry, Other - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2006-05-06 - 3079 words - Complete
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- by DrT 12 reviews
The last hour of Draco Malfoy.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Draco, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Published: 2006-05-06 - 1667 words - Complete
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All He'll Ever Need
by HonosAfter Harry's disastrous fifth year, a group of girls band together to get him through his journey and through his ultimate goal of defeating Voldemort. HPMulti
Currently paused but will be worked...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Romance - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Padma, Parvati, Other - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2006-06-27 - 2405 words
The Chosen One's Chosen
by TriggerboxHarry returns to Hogwarts from a successful summer of destroying the last remaining horcruxes to receive an interesting idea on how he could help the war effort. Harry/Harem
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Andromeda Tonks, Angelina Johnson, Fleur, Harry, Luna, Narcissa, Padma, Parvati, Tonks, Other - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2006-06-28 - 2092 words
- by Cypher3au 57 reviews
The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding was one that Harry would remember vividly for a long time...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur, Harry - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-07-06 - 2697 words
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- by Loise 4 reviews
Narcissa Malfoy is released from Azkaban. Harry Potter was the one who released her, or gave the evidence that proved her innocence. Why?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Harry, Narcissa - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-07-06 - Updated: 2006-07-07 - 1759 words - Complete
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- by malko050987 3 reviews
All he wants is a little normality. But after an encounter of the Lovegood kind, he decides that normality is overrated. A Harry/Luna silly fic.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Harry, Luna - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-08-21 - 1115 words - Complete
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- by malko050987 4 reviews
This fic came about because of a quote that greatly amused me. It went "Perfect ending for the Harry Potter series: The Giant Squid consumes Britain". This is my take on that.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Harry, Voldemort - Warnings: [?] [V] - Published: 2006-08-21 - 1122 words - Complete
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- by GinnyWeasley 7 reviews
The wizarding world was told that Harry Potter died with his parents that fateful Halloween night. But the wizarding world was told a lie. He was taken away by three royal siblings, and raised as a...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance - Characters: Ginny, Harry - Warnings: [?] [V] - Published: 2006-08-23 - 2355 words
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- by DrT 17 reviews
A possible ending for Book Seven and the Epilogue
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Dumbledore, George, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Neville, Snape, Sprout, Voldemort, Other - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006-10-17 - 6850 words - Complete
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Past Perfect
by AncientzDreamThe ending of a brutal war and the death of Voldemort leaves the Wizarding World in a state of recovery and almost idyllic peace. What would Harry's future hold if his past had been closer to perfe...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Bellatrix, Draco, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, James, Lily, Lucius, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Narcissa, Neville, Peter, Poppy Pomfrey, Professor McGonagall, Quirinus Quirrell, Rodolphus Lestrange, Ron, Sirius, Snape, Tom Riddle - Warnings: [!!] [?] [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published: 2006-12-10 - Updated: 2006-12-11 - 3110 words
- by DrT 30 reviews
As Hermione recovers at home from the events at the Department of Mysteries, she first has to inform her parents about the dangers of the magical world, and then has time to think about her future.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Hermione - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2007-03-13 - 2126 words - Complete
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- by DrT 43 reviews
The title says it all; just a little plot bunny that needed to be snared.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Characters: Dudley,Harry,Luna,Petunia Dursley,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2008-12-20 - 4572 words - Complete
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- by Sarshi 17 reviews
Have you ever realized that all you know about Hermione is what she said about herself and what she did in front of others? And that the trio is much too lucky for it to be natural?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Rowena Ravenclaw,Snape - Published: 2009-01-29 - 1368 words
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- by Alorkin 16 reviews
Harry and Hermione are tired of Rita Skeeter, and decide to get some revenge.
Innuendo to spare. Probably cliche`.
Slightly AU one-shot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-09-09 - 5167 words - Complete
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A FUNNY LITTLE HARRY POTTER STORY
by AlorkinJust a little bit of silliness combined with some over the top smut.
Harry/Hermione/Tonks threesome
Might be cliche`, but I can't see how.
Definitely AU!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2009-09-10 - Updated: 2009-09-11 - 8302 words - Complete
- by JJindiana 12 reviews
As far as Kingsley Shaklebolt's concerned, Harry Potter is the only fool brazen enough to so blatantly toe the line that violates the Statute of Secrecy.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Kingsley - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2010-02-21 - Updated: 2010-02-22 - 1700 words - Complete
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For the Greater Good
by razialThe war is over and the Dark Lord reigns supreme, but it is not the Dark Lord People expected to be in charge, how did it come to pass?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Fleur,Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2011-06-01 - 4398 words
- by DrT 32 reviews
What if the Purebloods had lost the war but ‘won’ the peace? A cranky one-shot plot bunny which wouldn’t go away.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Draco,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Umbridge - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Published: 2011-09-13 - 4981 words - Complete
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- by DrT 40 reviews
If ‘for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction’ were partially applied to magic….
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Snape - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2012-08-03 - 6307 words - Complete
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Harry's Felix Felicis Holiday
by red_jacobsonHarry takes some Felix Felicis before Slughorn's Christmas Party, and finds his luck changing for the Better!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2012-08-04 - 15218 words - Complete
- by DrT 23 reviews
A nice fat plot bunny, tweaking the idea of Multi-verse Harry, and a few favorite stories.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2013-03-04 - 5686 words - Complete
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- by BrianJ 31 reviews
A kiss on the cheek? Fleur knows better than to think that's enough, and she's not the only one.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2013-05-24 - 1615 words
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Harry Potter and the Stress Relieving Breakfast
by twicecriticalHarry was feeling rather down. However, his encounter with Cho and her sexy feet under the house table at breakfast soon changes all of that... !Oneshot !Smut
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Cho,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2013-06-11 - 1199 words - Complete
Enjoy the Fireworks
by ChampionOfKratosAt the apparent 'wedding' of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour secrets are revealed, relationships exposed, and wars ended. What's left to do but sit back and watch the fireworks.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2014-02-10 - 4950 words - Complete
- by DrT 15 reviews
Hermione asks the Slytherins some questions. . . . Fan fiction has filled in an awful lot about magical culture that might answer those questions. However, what would the answers be according to o...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Draco,Dumbledore,Hermione,Snape - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2014-10-09 - 3270 words - Complete
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The Metamorph Bet
by MayorHaggarThe contest is over, and Harry has won. Now it's time for Tonks to pay up, whether he wants her to or not. (Harry/Tonks (with Tonks morphing into and role playing as other female characters)
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2014-12-16 - 9707 words - Complete
- by bigdonadiet 1 review
Post-HBP. Harry/Many. After Dumbledore's murder, Harry begins to walk his own path, and finds a destiny greater than he ever imagined.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-07-07 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 7559 words
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Mrs. Malfoy
by BiteMeFerretWhen Harry receives an invite to Malfoy Manor, he believes Pansy is going to question him about her husband's affair with his exgirlfriend. Suffice to say, he is very wrong. HarryPansy, mention Dra...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Harry, Pansy - Warnings: [!] [X] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-10-03 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 3221 words
- by Random_Shinobi 2 reviews
Harry finds an old parchment that instructs him in how to properly use his...wand.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Luna - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2007-05-24 - Updated: 2007-09-25 - 2965 words
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The Real Harry Potter
by The_Blood_RiderAfter fifth year, Harry decides that its time to stop hiding and show the world who Harry Potter really is. Harry/Many
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-04-11 - Updated: 2008-05-06 - 26207 words
- by Jestana 1 review
Harry's godparents raise him instead of the Dursleys.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Lupin,Professor McGonagall,Sirius - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-07-04 - Updated: 2008-10-12 - 7441 words
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- by DrT 5 reviews
Actually, Harry did make it into the most secure room in the Dept. of Mysteries at the end of his Fifth Year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-12-17 - Updated: 2008-12-22 - 6865 words - Complete
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- by reptilia28 0 reviews
When Harry dies in the Final Battle, he discovers that this is not the first time that this has happened. Now, with one last chance left, will he be able to change things for the better, or will th...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-12-04 - Updated: 2009-01-28 - 3027 words
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- by xelan 8 reviews
It is absolutely astonishing the number of coincidences, lucky breaks and odd occurrences that occurred around Harry Potter. But what if it wasn't for Harry's benefit that all these incredible even...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2011-07-23 - Updated: 2011-11-26 - 9463 words
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Harry's Magical Penis
by gbgentlemanHarry and Hermione meet Luna on the train prior to the fifth year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2013-09-26 - Updated: 2013-10-07 - 14566 words
Harry Potter And The Secrets Of Magic
by ShadowPikachuHarry Potter learns about the “Power He Knows Not” from two unexpected sources, and comes into his own in his Sixth Year. Harry/Hermione/Gabrielle, M/F, F/F, M/F/F, PostOOTP, Manipulative”Gr...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2011-03-28 - Updated: 2011-04-17 - 23413 words
Meet the Blacks- Again
by BrianJA traveller from far away leads Harry to buried treasure.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Bellatrix,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Narcissa - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2008-09-15 - Updated: 2011-08-24 - 11911 words
Finally Free
by dragonblade702The Battle of Hogwarts has finished, and Voldemort is dead. Harry is finally free to live how he wants to live. AU Harry/Multi
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2014-04-28 - Updated: 2014-05-06 - 18323 words
Harry Potter's Golden Rule
by red_jacobsonPost War: Harry is finally free of Dumbledore's manipulations, and reaches for the happiness he was always denied! Starts with Canon Pairings but that changes very quickly.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Cho,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2014-07-31 - Updated: 2017-04-06 - 25326 words
- by USA_Tiger 4 reviews
On Harry's 16th birthday, he receives a creature inheritance into an Elven race that he can’t figure out. Now he’s hearing voices and magic seems to come easier to him. The voices offer him a n...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2015-01-11 - Updated: 2019-10-19 - 23456 words
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- by LabRat 4 reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Narcissa,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2013-03-05 - Updated: 2022-02-19 - 57707 words - Complete
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- by Trey_Miller 0 reviews
AU 5th. Harry recieves an interesting letter on his 15th birthday that will rock his world, and that of his friends. Meet Harry Potter, the new Keybearer. All hell is gonna break loose now.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Fantasy, Humor, Sci-fi - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] [V] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2006-12-24 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 4766 words
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Harry Potter and the Tamer's Challenge
by bigdonadietHarry Potter/Pokegirls Crossover. Harry is transported to a new world, with some familiar faces and and new problems. Slave,WIP,Xover,M/F,M/F ,Furs,Lemon,Oral
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover, Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Sci-fi - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [?] [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2006-07-05 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 36099 words
- by OneEye 2 reviews
HP/Farscape crossover: John Crichton and his family return to Earth in the year 2021, to find Great Britain and Europe decimated. In his search for answers, John finds a woman who has been huntin...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Crossover, Sci-fi - Characters: Dobby, Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Ron, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2006-08-20 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 19487 words
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- by DrT 9 reviews
There was much more to 'The Epilogue' than was shown in Book 7.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Percy,Ron - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2007-08-19 - Updated: 2007-08-30 - 15293 words - Complete
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I'm A What?
by darkinfernoAfter an accident in potions, Harry is turned into a girl. But what if his feelings for a certain Griffindor don't change with hm.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [?] [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2006-11-03 - Updated: 2008-07-29 - 11916 words
- by Shadow_Rebirth 0 reviews
Collection of HP ideas. Chapter 1: The world had ended in flames. And then Lieutenant General Harry Potter, commander of the Magical Tactics Squad, woke up and found himself staring into the green ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Fantasy - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-11-15 - Updated: 2008-12-03 - 8005 words
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- by bloodylord 3 reviews
This is a rewrite of Steampunk Potter.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2009-08-05 - Updated: 2010-04-16 - 24858 words
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- by tetrisman 2 reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was born in the PokeGirl World? Read and find out.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Fantasy - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2014-06-07 - 29205 words
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The Butterfly Effect
by leeja02Harry, outliving all of his loved ones, decides that he wants to fulfill his heart's desire.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Fantasy - Characters: Harry,James,Lily,Sirius,Snape - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2015-03-26 - Updated: 2015-03-29 - 10388 words
Harry Potter and the News
by bigdonadietGood, old fashioned Harry and multiple love slave story. With plot, for you weridos who like that kind of thing. M/F
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2005-12-28 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 28567 words
Nine Killing Curses
by DrTDeatheaters and more attack the Weasley-Delacour wedding, where
Harry is laid out, hit by nine killing curses. The result is not
a dead Harry, but a Harry whose magic has been purged of its
imp...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Draco, Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Luna, Lupin, Narcissa, Snape, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2007-04-19 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 15174 words - Complete
Fury of the Hellspawn: The tale of an Incubus
by apocalypsoThings have changed. Harry Potter is no longer the docile boy that we know. Constraints are freed as a young demon indulges his bloodlust. This is extremely graphic and violent, so take caution! NO...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Horror - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Rodolphus Lestrange, Voldemort - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-03-07 - Updated: 2007-10-01 - 55662 words
Nephilim's Power
by DivinitiHarry realizes that he is a Nephilim, a type of dark angel that gets its power from sex. His Nephilim powers have not matured and grown over the years because he has not had sex, so what does sixte...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008-01-03 - Updated: 2008-01-13 - 16407 words
Emerald Blaze
by kingblackThe night before Bill and Fleur's wedding, the twins decide to throw Bill a bachelor party...with great consequences. Harry/Many
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Bill Weasley,Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008-03-29 - Updated: 2008-08-16 - 6824 words - Complete
- by Aelfwine 13 reviews
Just before First Year, Hermione falls into a trap and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild inn...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008-07-29 - Updated: 2009-02-15 - 21255 words
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A Newfound Determination
by IronGolemHarry reaches a conclusion: He needs to control his fate, to seize the power to stop Voldemort and to prevent what happened to Sirius to happen to anyone else. No matter what the price. Antihero/Da...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2013-09-23 - Updated: 2013-10-23 - 12058 words
Team of Rivals
by BrianJThe long-awaited sequel to my "The Voters Are Speaking," which it would probably be helpful to read. Now that Harry has his girlfriends, what will they do to deal with the world around them?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Pansy - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2009-02-02 - Updated: 2011-07-26 - 18284 words
- by jrf77 1 review
The war is over and Harry makes a startling discovery and sets off for California.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2012-06-05 - 29214 words
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- by PuckSilverbreeze 1 review
An dark Dumbledore. Harry touched by Death of the Endless. The All Seeing Eye. How does it all change the Hogwarts years
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Harry - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2012-06-17 - Updated: 2013-09-01 - 20953 words
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The Magical Leaps
by sagesolonGinny gives Harry a birthday present that results in several unintended consequences.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bellatrix,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2008-02-15 - Updated: 2008-06-16 - 69197 words
- by bloodylord 5 reviews
The second war has started and claimed its first victims. Harry potter learns the truth about his family and becomes a true potter while, Hermione Granger is thrust into a world of steam and magic.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2008-07-04 - Updated: 2009-06-06 - 29856 words
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- by DrT 5 reviews
What if Hermione had come up with a plan other than a long-term camping trip for book 7?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2011-07-16 - Updated: 2011-10-07 - 28532 words - Complete
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- by USA_Tiger 1 review
Zack Fair’s afterlife is turned around when a ghost from another world by the name of Lily Potter comes looking for someone to help her son. Zack volunteers but there’s a catch, he’ll have to...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2016-02-25 - Updated: 2018-03-23 - 47077 words
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The Twins Potter (Being Rewritten)
by felixharryHarry has a twin. Follow them as they find out about magic early and go through Hogwarts. Dumbledore Bashing. This will be a harem fic. Lemon, Incest. Harry/OC, HHr, HPLL, HPDG, HPSB, HPGD, HPFD.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2014-03-12 - Updated: 2020-04-13 - 16288 words - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of the Phoenix
by red_jacobsonAfter an incident of accidental magic goes tragically wrong, a five year old Harry is taken to live with the Weasleys. However, the Weasleys have a dark secret.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama, Erotica - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Dumbledore, Harry, Molly Weasley - Warnings: [?] [V] [X] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2006-04-03 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 68378 words
- by Hawklan 3 reviews
The reading of Sirius Black's will and it's aftermath.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2011-06-01 - Updated: 2011-10-27 - 16470 words - Complete
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- by Rihaan 5 reviews
The Harmony (Harry/Hermione) version of the last book. Hermione thinks twice about her decisions and Harry realizes he is in a war, and all enemies are a target, not just Voldemort.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Neville,Ron - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2008-07-31 - Updated: 2012-07-18 - 83608 words
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Twenty One Nights of Paradise
by red_jacobsonRepost of the story that got eaten. After the Second Task, Fleur rewards Harry and gets far more than she ever expected. Updated 2/2018 - NO LONGER ON HIATUS!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2012-07-10 - Updated: 2018-04-01 - 101417 words
- by reptilia28 6 reviews
When circumstances force Harry to adopt his cousin Dudley's daughter, he calls on Hermione for help. Will their friendship bloom into something more?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Hermione - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2008-09-21 - Updated: 2009-01-19 - 17975 words
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Impossible Loves
by wimvinckenHarry, Hermione, and Susan are hit by the an ancient curse, which force them against their will to stay close together at Privet Drive. A gray!romantic!powerful!very rich!political Harry, who is al...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Characters: Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Other - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2006-12-06 - Updated: 2009-07-30 - 33866 words
- by DarkLordPandus 7 reviews
Harry lost everything. A new world beacons with a 2nd chance. Parents are alive and he has a Sister. Forbidden love between two unloved Siblings blossoms. Harry is on cloud 9, but it wont last. Au ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [!!] [!!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2009-06-06 - Updated: 2009-08-30 - 51728 words
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- by Clell65619 27 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of No...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2008-09-11 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 100851 words
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Harry Potter: Amoral and Amorous
by SleepyMattThe soul in Harry's head ends out giving him ideas of a decidedly perverse nature after the events in the Chamber of Secrets
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2014-12-07 - Updated: 2015-02-25 - 60754 words
- by DrT 12 reviews
Another dimensional cross-over Harry? A Dark Grey Harry and a very innocent one combine when Voldemort tries to bend a Light Ceremony to his will. Hopefully not cliché-ridden.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2010-04-20 - Updated: 2016-06-03 - 32903 words - Complete
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- by DrT 2 reviews
The Final Battle is over. Harry has left Britain, leaving a devastated magical community, a lost Hermione, and a blinded Luna. Hermione becomes Professor McGonagall's apprentice while she cares f...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Dobby, Flitwick, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Lupin, Professor McGonagall, Snape, Tonks - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2007-05-14 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 35282 words - Complete
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- by red_jacobson 6 reviews
After the final battle, the Boy Who Lived is transported back into his 11 year old body, just prior to receiving his Hogwarts Letter. Sound like every re-do fic you've ever read? It is, except for ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Neville,Ron - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2008-04-06 - Updated: 2008-10-13 - 22913 words - Complete
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- by SilverWolf7007 8 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." ...Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer wi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Kingsley, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Moody, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Tonks, Other - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006-12-05 - Updated: 2009-07-31 - 9203 words
5Funny
- by DrT 0 reviews
In the summer of 1996, Voldemort launches eleven attacks against the Muggle-born of Hogwarts while he leads an attack against Privet Drive. In the aftermath of the attack on Privet Drive, Harry i...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2006-05-07 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 40891 words - Complete
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Emerald Flight Book One: Union
by megamatt09Two rebellious teenagers meet in Vegas with one night that changes their lives forever. Post Order of the Phoenix and Superman: The Animated Series. Somewhat AU. Harry/Kara. Blood Brandy's Vegas We...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2012-08-29 - Updated: 2012-09-03 - 99232 words
Achieving Clarity
by PerfesserNPlease note the rating change. Luna discovers a way to help Harry Potter defeat Voldemort and takes the initiative
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2009-03-31 - Updated: 2009-06-17 - 56307 words
- by DrT 7 reviews
When would be the best point in time for an over-powered Harry to return to his past? Right before the First Task!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance - Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Lupin, Snape - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2006-10-19 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 48337 words - Complete
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- by Alorkin 7 reviews
After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment.
There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Sci-fi - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2013-05-07 - Updated: 2013-09-20 - 113574 words - Complete
5Ambiance
- by DrT 9 reviews
The Heir of the Founders, the Heir of Merlin, needs to set the
future straight -- by going back to 1971.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Bellatrix, Dobby, Dumbledore, Godric Gryffindor, Hagrid, Harry, Helga Hufflepuff, Hermione, James, Lily, Luna, Lupin, Mrs. Black, Petunia Dursley, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin, Sirius, Snape, Tonks, Vernon Dursley, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2006-11-16 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 60895 words - Complete
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- by Clell65619 16 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Neville,Padma - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2007-12-07 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 101582 words
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Harry and Harley
by RihaanGotham City; a cesspool of insanity. Irredeemable, criminal scum. But with just a little bit o' magic...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2014-06-16 - Updated: 2019-07-31 - 184498 words
Holly Polter
by wordhammerPre-5th year, Harry is visited by a woman claiming to be his magical Aunt Holly, except that she can't cast spells... or keep her hands off of him... or stay out of trouble.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Lily - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 18 - Published: 2014-05-10 - Updated: 2019-05-28 - 153924 words
- by USA_Tiger 2 reviews
On the routine scare for Halloween, the Creature Under the Stairs accidently comes across Harry Potter and leaves the door back to Halloween Town open. Harry follows the Halloween monster back, cha...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy,Humor - Characters: Harry,James,Lily - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 22 - Published: 2017-10-20 - Updated: 2020-09-23 - 87236 words
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- by Neil 1 review
Nudity, love triangles, pregnancies and death, coupled with Quidditch, deceit, injustice, adventure and mystery. Sounds like another tranquil year at Hogwarts. Join me for Hogwarts Too Exposed - A ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape - Chapters: 24 - Published: 2006-03-26 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 190728 words - Complete
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- by DrT 21 reviews
After Harry's first year, Vernon Dursley tried to hit Harry, but missed, and so Harry was locked away for the summer. What if Vernon hadn't missed?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 24 - Published: 2007-11-04 - Updated: 2008-05-17 - 81401 words - Complete
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- by BrianJ 11 reviews
Take one Harry Potter. Add eleven half-blood and Muggleborn girls. Mix well in one new Hogwarts house. Stir with lots of friends and enemies. Half bake. Serves seven billion.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 26 - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-07-11 - 59199 words
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Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem - The Rewrite
by red_jacobsonSUMMARY: After driving Voldemort from his mind in the Department of Mysteries, Harry discovers that the connection between the two of them is gone. This is a good thing, right? Except that now Harr...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Drama,Erotica - Characters: Cho,Fleur,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 26 - Published: 2012-05-05 - Updated: 2018-03-31 - 149099 words
Re-Ordered
by DrTWhen would be one of the worst points in time for an over-powered Harry to return to his past? During the Trial before the Wizengamot! Time-traveling Harry reworks Year 5. Harry/Hermione/Luna/Padma
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Bill Weasley, Dobby, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Luna, Lupin, Moody, Neville, Padma, Ron, Sirius, Snape, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 31 - Published: 2006-10-21 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 108591 words - Complete
- by DrT 6 reviews
The Last Battle has been fought, and Harry Potter has won. The price, however, has been high.
Nearly every person Harry cared for is dead, maimed, or otherwise injured. The magical culture
of ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Moody, Sirius - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 32 - Published: 2006-05-06 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 108504 words - Complete
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Horus Goes Home
by SamStoneAU where a Harry Potter Raised in the future with different magic fianlly meets the Wizarding World.trained in lethal magic and with a different morality he takes on these strange people.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover, Erotica, Horror - Characters: Andromeda Tonks, Angelina Johnson, Bellatrix, Blaise Zabini, Cho, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Narcissa, Padma, Parvati - Warnings: [?] [V] [X] - Chapters: 33 - Published: 2006-03-21 - Updated: 2008-09-13 - 648684 words
Harry Potter and the Midnight Sun.
by VanirHarry escapes Britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There is much to experience in the land of the Midnight Sun.
(There will be ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 34 - Published: 2007-09-10 - Updated: 2019-11-26 - 255250 words
- by EJDaniels 10 reviews
The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Harry must decide what to do with his life. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an A...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Andromeda Tonks,Harry,Hermione - Chapters: 36 - Published: 2015-02-24 - Updated: 2018-05-20 - 283478 words - Complete
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- by Alorkin 31 reviews
A multi-chapter, 'sorta' crossover, HP/SW, but not exactly.
Harry/Hermione, some Dumbles bashing, the Weasleys are on his side.
After being beaten to death by Vernon, Harry is faced with ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 37 - Published: 2010-03-25 - Updated: 2012-06-25 - 418532 words - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Sisters Black
by OldwolfHarry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Narcissa - Warnings: [!!!] [R] [X] - Chapters: 44 - Published: 2005-06-03 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 182225 words - Complete
The Heritage
by wimvinckenThis is a real harem story. Not the ones you can find everywhere about a bunch of kids having a go with Harry and Harry with them, but an official harem like the old Sultans from Turkey ages ago wi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Bellatrix, Blaise Zabini, Cho, Draco, Dumbledore, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Molly Weasley, Moody, Narcissa, Padma, Pansy, Parvati, Professor McGonagall, Tom Riddle, Tonks, Umbridge, Voldemort - Warnings: [?] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 70 - Published: 2007-02-27 - Updated: 2007-08-13 - 358445 words