- by babiesstolemydingo 6 reviews
Kaylee brings a kitten aboard the Serenity, and it immediately begins making Jayne's life miserable. One-shot.
Category: Firefly - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Book, Inara, Jayne, Kaylie, Mal, River, Simon, Wash, Zoe - Published: 2005-07-18 - 2830 words - Complete
2Funny
- by SilverWolf7007 18 reviews
Harry's relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Moody, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Tom Riddle, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005-12-21 - 2694 words - Complete
5Funny
- by Izzy 3 reviews
Five-year-old Ginny and six-year-old Draco are taken to a Ministry party and told by their parents not to speak to each other. Naturally they seek each other out immediately...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco, Ginny - Published: 2006-02-22 - 2051 words - Complete
2Funny
- by tara_li 8 reviews
A chance remark by Moody triggers a confrontation. It's not pretty. HT, for those into ships, but it's not that important to the story.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Fudge, Harry, Moody, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Published: 2006-09-14 - 8240 words - Complete
5Original
- by SilverWolf7007 11 reviews
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco's wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn't need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Pott...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco, Harry, Luna, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006-11-02 - 1068 words - Complete
5Funny
- by tumshie1960 9 reviews
A post HBP story, a Harry/Hermione romance. A one-shot at the moment, I reserve the right to expand it in the future
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2007-01-28 - 3116 words - Complete
5Boring
Naughtiness between Friends (Completed)
by lady_remusGinny has problems with touching herself. Maybe her father's new "toy" could be helpful...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Fred, George, Ginny, Luna, Molly Weasley - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2007-03-08 - 4360 words - Complete
Sex and Chocolate
by lady_remus"Tonks loved Remus as a gentle lover but she also craved rough sex..."
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Lupin, Tonks - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-04-02 - 1714 words - Complete
- by Ravenwood240 7 reviews
Lord Voldemort has finally gotten his wish. He is Immortal. Harry Potter is about to show him why that may not be a Good Thing.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Draco, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Lupin, Peter, Ron, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [?] [V] - Published: 2007-07-19 - 3577 words - Complete
5Original
Kindness
by trollopfop"Son, you ever come up against a situation where odds are good you're gonna die, and someone offers you a simple bit of human kindness, you take it, and to hell with what happens later. Every man d...
Category: Firefly - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Kaylie,Mal - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-09-17 - Updated: 2007-09-18 - 3226 words - Complete
- by Aelfwine 3 reviews
"Marriage Law" parody. A speech by Minister for Magic "Iron Molly" Weasley and a visit from McGonagall wreck Snape's comfortable life as an outlaw in hiding.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Snape - Published: 2008-03-08 - Updated: 2008-03-10 - 1490 words - Complete
5Funny
- by bigdonadiet 11 reviews
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a good bachelor party without entertainment?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-03-22 - 4826 words - Complete
5Hot
Live! For God's Sake, Live!
by HarryGinnyTonksThe Weasleys drag Harry to a club after the war. But mocking Harry causes everything to unravel
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2008-05-04 - Updated: 2008-05-05 - 9035 words - Complete
- by scruffy1 12 reviews
After the end Hermione throws a tea party for a the girls. The topic? That would be telling.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-11-25 - 1295 words - Complete
5Funny
Harry's Secret
by darkinfernoEvery one has secrets and Harry Potter is no exception, but when Hermione literally walks in on it; things get hairy...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Horror,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2009-03-05 - 9842 words - Complete
Don't Get Well Soon
by BrianJIt's no fun to get wounded in battle, but recovery is a different story.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Narcissa - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009-06-21 - 4028 words - Complete
Reverse Triangle Disease
by LabRatThings don't always go as planned...especially for the bad guys.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Bellatrix,Harry,Luna,Snape,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009-07-01 - 13646 words - Complete
- by SilverWolf7007 5 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: James,Lupin,Peter,Sirius - Published: 2009-07-30 - Updated: 2009-07-31 - 1032 words - Complete
5Funny
Ron's Howler
by stick97Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback.
AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!] [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2009-08-04 - 2809 words - Complete
- by Brian64 20 reviews
What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2009-08-29 - Updated: 2009-08-30 - 6175 words - Complete
5Funny
- by stick97 17 reviews
Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix.
Weasley bashing ahead!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Horror,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Umbridge - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009-09-04 - 1979 words - Complete
5Funny
A Boy and His Cloak
by HoosYourDaddyLate one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-11-02 - Updated: 2009-11-03 - 10468 words - Complete
Harry's Felix Felicis Holiday
by red_jacobsonHarry takes some Felix Felicis before Slughorn's Christmas Party, and finds his luck changing for the Better!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2012-08-04 - 15218 words - Complete
- by Prince_Charon 12 reviews
A very short parody (well, sort of) of the 'marriage/concubine/whatever contract' trope.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Parody - Characters: Harry,Ron - Published: 2012-12-05 - 251 words - Complete
5Funny
Journey's End
by darkinfernoHermione vanished after the war ended. Five years on and Harry, alone and haunted by the memory of the night they spent together, is coming to visit after learning she is alive and living in Sydney...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2013-09-23 - 14925 words - Complete
The Samhain Shift
by MayorHaggarWhen an experiment goes awry, Hermione finds herself in a world not her own, with someone she thought lost to her forever.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2014-11-06 - 7909 words - Complete
Convincing Harry...
by lordmauryaPersuasive Daphne tries to convince her fiance, why its a good idea to take Tracey as a concubine.
Correctly uploaded now!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2015-01-16 - 2755 words - Complete
A Proper Pureblood Marriage
by MayorHaggarIf Harry is to prevent the orphanage at Grimmauld from falling into the hands of Draco Malfoy, he must marry the unlikeliest of witches.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Pansy - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2015-12-11 - 7016 words
- by LabRat 4 reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Narcissa,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2013-03-05 - Updated: 2022-02-19 - 57707 words - Complete
5Funny
- by Immortal_Aussie 1 review
Minerva convinces Albus not to leave Harry at the Dursley’s and instead she raises him at Hogwarts
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-02-20 - Updated: 2008-08-11 - 3027 words - Complete
4Original
- by scruffy1 14 reviews
Halfway through his fourth year Harry wakes up to a surprise.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [Y] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2009-04-27 - Updated: 2009-05-17 - 49682 words - Complete
5Original
- by BrianJ 4 reviews
Hermione has a bright idea to cheer Harry up. Batten down the hatches!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2008-12-25 - Updated: 2008-12-28 - 21204 words - Complete
5Funny
Time travel with a Friend
by sagesolonThis is a smut story with a plot. It has some strange and odd hook ups that completely make this an AU story. Lots of time in the sack, people. So, if this is not your type of story, sit this one out.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,James,Lily,Sirius - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2012-05-30 - 41679 words - Complete
- by loralee1 7 reviews
AU, A post HBP Snape travel back in time to warn a pre SS/PS Snape about his future in the hopes that things can be changed. No Slash or Pairings
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Harry, Snape - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2007-03-22 - Updated: 2013-06-01 - 40312 words - Complete
5Original
- by Alorkin 7 reviews
After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment.
There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Sci-fi - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2013-05-07 - Updated: 2013-09-20 - 113574 words - Complete
5Ambiance
Triangle Disease
by wimvinckenVoldemort has cast a very ancient curse with the name Trigonum Morbus on Harry, Hermione, and Ginny. They have only two days to live. Dumbledore searches for the cure and found it ... the least you...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 22 - Published: 2006-11-15 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 42103 words - Complete
- by DarthBill 6 reviews
This is an AU story that will contain all 7 years. Harry is smarter and has some new abilities. He will probably go through several girl friends. -complete
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 25 - Published: 2006-01-31 - Updated: 2009-09-01 - 46659 words - Complete
5Exciting
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Harem - The Rewrite
by red_jacobsonSUMMARY: After driving Voldemort from his mind in the Department of Mysteries, Harry discovers that the connection between the two of them is gone. This is a good thing, right? Except that now Harr...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Drama,Erotica - Characters: Cho,Fleur,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 26 - Published: 2012-05-05 - Updated: 2018-03-31 - 149099 words
Harry Potter and the Sisters Black
by OldwolfHarry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Narcissa - Warnings: [!!!] [R] [X] - Chapters: 44 - Published: 2005-06-03 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 182225 words - Complete
Searching for the Power
by GinnyMyLoveComplete...
PLOT plus SMUT.....HP/Many
Hermione finds out that Love may be the Power He Knows Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron,Tonks - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 80 - Published: 2009-01-28 - Updated: 2010-10-28 - 574943 words - Complete