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Emal thought that being messenger of the gods would be a cool gig: He makes his own hours and they let him smite stuff pretty much at will. However, he hadn't counted on a certain taser-happy supe...

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 15148 words - Complete
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  • Emal thought that being messenger of the gods would be a cool gig: He makes his own hours and they let him smite stuff pretty much at will. However, he hadn't counted on a certain taser-happy supe...

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor, Sci-fi - Published: 2005-12-07 - Updated: 2005-12-08 - 1410 words
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  • The good news: Emal is taking the rescued prisoner home for a reward. The bad news: Said prisoner was not a cute girl in a ripped costume.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-22 - 1123 words
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  • "When will you abandon these distractions and embrace your destiny?" demanded Amlah. "When my destiny is a hot chick!"

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1135 words
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  • Emal and Soot have reached Coratheim with a message for the sun god, but not before Emal runs a little errand...

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1461 words
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  • We see through the eyes of the sun god. Then we see through ale goggles in a singles bar. It's all good.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1793 words
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  • This chapter brought to you by Chaos Baked Goods! Pure evil. With sprinkles!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 925 words
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  • WARNING: Lanolin with Vitamin-E should not be used for embalming fluid.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1612 words
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  • The identity of the Hidden Thing -- unhidden! Soot's wierdo secret -- well, still secret...

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1047 words
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  • I've heard of wandering away from the tour group, but this is ridiculous!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1248 words
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  • You put that apocalyptic power jewel back this instant!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 760 words
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  • Just what was it about Sil that Emal couldn't resist? ...and Amlah may look sweet, but do NOT make her mad!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 951 words
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  • And what have we learned from all this? No! Aside from that!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1683 words
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