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Emal thought that being messenger of the gods would be a cool gig: He makes his own hours and they let him smite stuff pretty much at will. However, he hadn't counted on a certain taser-happy supe...
Emal thought that being messenger of the gods would be a cool gig: He makes his own hours and they let him smite stuff pretty much at will. However, he hadn't counted on a certain taser-happy supe...
1OriginalThe good news: Emal is taking the rescued prisoner home for a reward. The bad news: Said prisoner was not a cute girl in a ripped costume.
0Unrated"When will you abandon these distractions and embrace your destiny?" demanded Amlah. "When my destiny is a hot chick!"
1FunnyEmal and Soot have reached Coratheim with a message for the sun god, but not before Emal runs a little errand...
1FunnyWe see through the eyes of the sun god. Then we see through ale goggles in a singles bar. It's all good.
0UnratedThis chapter brought to you by Chaos Baked Goods! Pure evil. With sprinkles!
1OriginalWARNING: Lanolin with Vitamin-E should not be used for embalming fluid.
0UnratedThe identity of the Hidden Thing -- unhidden! Soot's wierdo secret -- well, still secret...
1ExcitingI've heard of wandering away from the tour group, but this is ridiculous!
1FunnyYou put that apocalyptic power jewel back this instant!
0UnratedJust what was it about Sil that Emal couldn't resist? ...and Amlah may look sweet, but do NOT make her mad!
1FunnyAnd what have we learned from all this? No! Aside from that!
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