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Deconstruction

by Ithilwen 0 reviews

Emal thought that being messenger of the gods would be a cool gig: He makes his own hours and they let him smite stuff pretty much at will. However, he hadn't counted on a certain taser-happy supe...

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Parody - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 15148 words - Complete

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  • Most Worthy

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    Emal thought that being messenger of the gods would be a cool gig: He makes his own hours and they let him smite stuff pretty much at will. However, he hadn't counted on a certain taser-happy supe...

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor, Sci-fi - Published: 2005-12-07 - Updated: 2005-12-08 - 1410 words

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  • Fun With Tasers

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    The good news: Emal is taking the rescued prisoner home for a reward. The bad news: Said prisoner was not a cute girl in a ripped costume.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-22 - 1123 words

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  • Needing Direction

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    "When will you abandon these distractions and embrace your destiny?" demanded Amlah. "When my destiny is a hot chick!"

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1135 words

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  • Every Job Has Its Perks

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    Emal and Soot have reached Coratheim with a message for the sun god, but not before Emal runs a little errand...

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1461 words

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  • Divinity and the Art of Quaffing

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    We see through the eyes of the sun god. Then we see through ale goggles in a singles bar. It's all good.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1793 words

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  • Breakfast and Beer Goggles

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    This chapter brought to you by Chaos Baked Goods! Pure evil. With sprinkles!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 925 words

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  • Dust, Death and Tourists

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    WARNING: Lanolin with Vitamin-E should not be used for embalming fluid.

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1612 words

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  • There's Something About a Tram

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    The identity of the Hidden Thing -- unhidden! Soot's wierdo secret -- well, still secret...

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1047 words

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  • The Perfect Disguise

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    I've heard of wandering away from the tour group, but this is ridiculous!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1248 words

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  • Well THIS Sucks

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    You put that apocalyptic power jewel back this instant!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 760 words

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  • Standards and Practitioners

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    Just what was it about Sil that Emal couldn't resist? ...and Amlah may look sweet, but do NOT make her mad!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 951 words

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  • Another Day

    by Ithilwen 1 review

    And what have we learned from all this? No! Aside from that!

    Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy, Humor - Published: 2005-11-22 - Updated: 2005-11-23 - 1683 words

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