- by Barkeeper 3 reviews
..or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to look inside. Please R&R
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror, Humor - Characters: Harry - Published: 2005-07-12 - 1339 words - Complete
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- by DrT 7 reviews
When Vernon's life is threatened, he learns that mere death might not be the worst fate awaiting him.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Fantasy - Characters: Arthur Weasley, James, Lily, Petunia Dursley, Sirius, Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Published: 2006-05-06 - 1732 words - Complete
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- by Cypher3au 57 reviews
The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding was one that Harry would remember vividly for a long time...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur, Harry - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-07-06 - 2697 words
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- by Alorkin 47 reviews
A burglar makes a horrible discoovery at #4 Privet Drive.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007-01-17 - Updated: 2007-01-18 - 2038 words - Complete
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Snorkacks and Campfires
by AlorkinWhile hunting Snorkacks, Harry is very upset that Hermione is with Ron. Luna has a way to 'console' him.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Erotica - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron, Other - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-02-10 - Updated: 2007-02-11 - 6388 words - Complete
- by Alorkin 7 reviews
Dumbledore told Harry in HPSS what he saw in the Mirror of Erised. Why has no one ever gotten him what he wants the most? This is and will remain, a one-shot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dobby, Dumbledore - Published: 2007-03-10 - Updated: 2007-03-11 - 709 words - Complete
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- by sandalhatman 20 reviews
Unspeakable Lily Potter does some consulting work for the American Ministry of Magic. Little does she know the strange Cube she encounters will forever change her unborn child's life.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Harry - Published: 2007-07-22 - 2509 words - Complete
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- by Alorkin 33 reviews
So many people have asked me to write a sequel to my 'A SHOCKING DISCOVERY'. Here is my attempt at a story that was even more difficult to write than the original. I hope you enjoy it.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Arthur Weasley,Ginny,Molly Weasley,Petunia Dursley,Professor McGonagall,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!] [V] [?] - Published: 2007-08-20 - Updated: 2007-08-21 - 11740 words - Complete
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- by solunvar 21 reviews
An ultimatum is given during the trial following the Dementor attack on Harry James Potter, surprising many attendants.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Fudge,Harry - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2007-11-09 - 1732 words - Complete
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'Quidditch Practice'
by DivinitiOne shot PWP. Harry gets laid by three hot chasers when Angelina schedules a ‘extra Quidditch practice’ with only the seeker and chasers. These wicked girls certainly do plan to ride a broomsti...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008-01-06 - Updated: 2008-01-07 - 3297 words
- by solunvar 9 reviews
Sequel to 'Master of the Game'. Confronted with Harry Potters ultimatum, what will several important Ministry figures decide?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Kingsley,Moody - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2008-01-25 - 1288 words - Complete
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- by kcourtkat 40 reviews
An exiled Harry Potter sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after he is contacted about a new Dark Lord
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Published: 2008-04-09 - 697 words - Complete
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A Perfect Day for Flying
by pettybureaucratA perfect day on the pitch becomes an erotic dream for Harry.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2009-01-25 - 8719 words - Complete
Frequent Flyer
by pettybureaucratHarry's sexual awakening continues, but that may not be a truly good thing.
Follow on to 'A Perfect Day for Flying'
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2009-02-02 - 7829 words - Complete
THE TRIAL OF VERNON DURSLEY
by NightrunnerHarry is recovering nicely after awakening in St. Mungo's. He finds that he has an Angel of Mercy caring for him. Plans are made for Harry to leave the hospital, but where can he go? Back to the Du...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Dudley,Harry,Hermione,Petunia Dursley,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009-05-07 - Updated: 2009-05-08 - 14733 words
- by Alorkin 23 reviews
Tragedy Mildly AU Harry's is sentenced to Azkaban. Here is a look at his last day on Earth...rated for language and violence. Will not include the horrid plot device called 'Horcruxes'. O...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Harry,Voldemort - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2009-08-13 - Updated: 2009-08-14 - 13684 words - Complete
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- by Clell65619 21 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meets.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2010-09-15 - 9174 words - Complete
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- by xelan 5 reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to mo...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2010-09-16 - 2392 words - Complete
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- by LuanMao 18 reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Published: 2011-04-14 - 3357 words - Complete
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- by LuanMao 20 reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2011-04-15 - 3386 words - Complete
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- by Maxtaf 18 reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2011-09-16 - Updated: 2011-09-17 - 2205 words - Complete
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- by 8th_House 4 reviews
A year or so after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry realizes his life isn’t exactly making him happy.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2012-09-09 - 3034 words - Complete
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- by 8th_House 4 reviews
A year or so after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry realizes his life isn’t exactly making him happy.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Andromeda Tonks,Harry - Published: 2012-09-09 - 1415 words - Complete
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Christmas Bells are Ringing
by MayorHaggarIt's bad enough that he's being forced to spend the holidays away from home and his closest friends, but constantly being in such close proximity to the woman of his dreams is nothing short of tort...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2016-01-17 - 7762 words
- by DrT 5 reviews
Actually, Harry did make it into the most secure room in the Dept. of Mysteries at the end of his Fifth Year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-12-17 - Updated: 2008-12-22 - 6865 words - Complete
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More Flights, Foreign and Domestic
by pettybureaucratHarry continues his sexual awakening with Lavender.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009-12-08 - Updated: 2009-12-13 - 12516 words
- by THRAWNFAN 3 reviews
Another "Harry Potter is adopted by someone else" story. In this case, it's Aunt May and Uncle Ben, guardians of the future Spider-Man. This is using the Tobey Maguire movies as canon. There will b...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2010-12-03 - Updated: 2010-12-19 - 13062 words
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- by loralee1 2 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, The Weasley's believe in family first. Arthur must choose; what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Molly Weasley, Ron, Vernon Dursley, Other - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006-04-09 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 18265 words - Complete
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Harry Potter And The Secrets Of Magic
by ShadowPikachuHarry Potter learns about the “Power He Knows Not” from two unexpected sources, and comes into his own in his Sixth Year. Harry/Hermione/Gabrielle, M/F, F/F, M/F/F, PostOOTP, Manipulative”Gr...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2011-03-28 - Updated: 2011-04-17 - 23413 words
Yule Ball Debauchery
by MayorHaggarAfter a rather disastrous beginning, the Yule Ball has a much more pleasant ending for Harry and Parvati.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Parvati - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2009-09-04 - Updated: 2012-01-27 - 45693 words
- by Shadow_Rebirth 1 review
A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008-06-23 - Updated: 2008-09-16 - 3563 words
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Team of Rivals
by BrianJThe long-awaited sequel to my "The Voters Are Speaking," which it would probably be helpful to read. Now that Harry has his girlfriends, what will they do to deal with the world around them?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Pansy - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2009-02-02 - Updated: 2011-07-26 - 18284 words
- by Jeram 1 review
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco,Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2011-02-10 - Updated: 2019-08-23 - 60423 words
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The Chimera: More Snake than Lion
by apocalypsoAU: It does not pay to underestimate Harry Potter. Illusions are shattered as a young Lord rises to power and casts off those that deter him. Independant!Political!Powerful!Dark!Harry, HarryChoTonk...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Cho, Harry, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2006-02-26 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 90110 words
- by BrianJ 4 reviews
Hermione has a bright idea to cheer Harry up. Batten down the hatches!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2008-12-25 - Updated: 2008-12-28 - 21204 words - Complete
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- by DrT 12 reviews
Another dimensional cross-over Harry? A Dark Grey Harry and a very innocent one combine when Voldemort tries to bend a Light Ceremony to his will. Hopefully not cliché-ridden.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2010-04-20 - Updated: 2016-06-03 - 32903 words - Complete
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Emerald Flight Book One: Union
by megamatt09Two rebellious teenagers meet in Vegas with one night that changes their lives forever. Post Order of the Phoenix and Superman: The Animated Series. Somewhat AU. Harry/Kara. Blood Brandy's Vegas We...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2012-08-29 - Updated: 2012-09-03 - 99232 words
- by Meteoricshipyards 12 reviews
After the death of Sirius, and learning the contents of the prophecy, Harry gets the opportunity to get away for a while. Independent Harry. H/LL, H/SB, but more friendship than romance.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008-01-21 - Updated: 2008-04-28 - 73416 words - Complete
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Black, Gray and White
by dust101Harry/Tonks/Fleur - AU. Harry disappeared after the tri-wizard tournament. After 2 years he is back, but alot has changed...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Romance,Sci-fi - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [V] [X] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2008-04-05 - Updated: 2010-05-04 - 70588 words
- by Alorkin 7 reviews
After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment.
There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Sci-fi - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2013-05-07 - Updated: 2013-09-20 - 113574 words - Complete
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Shadows of the Night
by CrimsonRogueIn the middle of an attack by Voldemort, Harry discovers the true power he can use to kill him. However, things aren't as they seem . . . AU: Dark Harry, Harry/Fleur/Narcissa/Others
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica - Characters: Fleur, Harry, Narcissa, Tonks, Other - Warnings: [!] [?] [R] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2006-04-06 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 45067 words
- by Clell65619 17 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate th...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2007-10-20 - Updated: 2008-05-09 - 77043 words - Complete
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- by Alorkin 1 review
A place for my plot bunnies, shorts and incomplete ideas will go.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2009-02-13 - Updated: 2013-07-12 - 43686 words
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A Different Sort of Bond
by BalderAn unusual mishap in Sixth Year Potions makes Harry and Daphne Greengrass spend a lot of time together.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Neville - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 30 - Published: 2013-02-01 - Updated: 2015-05-20 - 69962 words
- by Alorkin 31 reviews
A multi-chapter, 'sorta' crossover, HP/SW, but not exactly.
Harry/Hermione, some Dumbles bashing, the Weasleys are on his side.
After being beaten to death by Vernon, Harry is faced with ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 37 - Published: 2010-03-25 - Updated: 2012-06-25 - 418532 words - Complete
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