- by LadyFoxFire 16 reviews
Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Vernon Dursley - Published: 2005-06-27 - Updated: 2005-06-28 - 1460 words - Complete
5Funny
- by ShadeDancer 2 reviews
Read Heir of Blood ch 2 first. This is what would have happened if Harry's picture had ended up in the paper with Lockhart.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry - Warnings: [?] [V] - Published: 2005-10-21 - Updated: 2005-10-22 - 630 words - Complete
4Funny
- by wargear 13 reviews
Not really all that doomy I suppose, but it certainly got your attention. In this story, Harry deals with Fudge, once and for all.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Fred, George, Harry - Published: 2005-11-04 - 3396 words - Complete
5Funny
- by GiaKohana 3 reviews
Since when is Snape such a nice guy? Quantum Leap crossover.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover, Humor, Sci-fi - Characters: Hermione, Neville, Snape, Other - Published: 2005-11-21 - Updated: 2005-11-22 - 99 words - Complete
2Funny
- by Kadrin 6 reviews
Lord Edmund Blackadder was concerned about the state of his tights. Written for Yuletide 2005.
Category: Black Adder - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2006-02-17 - Updated: 2006-02-18 - 2256 words - Complete
5Funny
- by mayura_nacht 6 reviews
The Durleys hire a pest control company to control their rat problem. The poor technician has to deal with not only them, but an unexpected surprise. (Inspired by a conversation on the way to din...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Peter, Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-03-17 - Updated: 2006-03-18 - 1610 words - Complete
5Funny
You Owe Me Flowers
by loralee1AU, No HBP, slash HP/SS non-con sexual situations. Harry has found a way to destroy Voldemort and he'll do what ever he has to to make that happen.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Neville, Snape - Warnings: [?] [R] - Published: 2006-03-25 - Updated: 2006-03-26 - 3724 words - Complete
- by loralee1 8 reviews
AU, No HBP, There are a few things Dudley is good at, this is one. One shot ficlet.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Dudley, Harry, Voldemort - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-03-27 - 477 words - Complete
5Original
- by ShadeDancer 6 reviews
AU OneShot. Lily and James survived Voldemort's attack that Halloween night, but not everything is going well. Character Death. Inspired by the song, The Little Girl.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, James, Lily, Lupin, Sirius - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-06-15 - 2088 words - Complete
5Moving
- by Finbar 11 reviews
Harry finds the Power that the Dark Lord knows not.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Other - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2006-07-03 - 3459 words - Complete
4Funny
Dinner Time
by DarkSyaoranJust a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven. Extreme violence within. [One Shot]
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Horror - Characters: Dudley, Harry, Petunia Dursley, Tonks, Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2006-07-06 - 7069 words - Complete
Well! This was unexpected.
by AlorkinHermione rewards Harry for being such a good guy. ONE-SHOT!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2007-07-19 - Updated: 2007-07-20 - 1328 words - Complete
- by ShadeDancer 9 reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dobby, Draco, Dumbledore, Flitwick, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Poppy Pomfrey, Professor McGonagall, Sirius, Snape, Sprout, The Giant Squid, Voldemort - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2005-10-10 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 1970 words - Complete
5Funny
Harry Potter, The Dark Lord
by fleur4everA big R and X warning! After Harry Potter killed Voldermort, he became the next Dark Lord- with certain benfits to the position. Practically pure smut- not for minors.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Bellatrix,Ginny,Harry,Narcissa - Warnings: [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2008-12-09 - 1160 words
What Do You Expect?
by PerfesserNRon leaves Harry and Hermione alone in a tent, for weeks! Seeesh, what do you think is gonna happen?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2007-07-23 - Updated: 2009-03-24 - 4351 words - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of a Soul
by haseeb929What if the Horcrux Harry had in his head had a bigger affect on him than we realized? Harry dies but is given a second chance to set things right and to maybe live life a little bit better than th...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall,Snape,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-04-04 - Updated: 2009-04-05 - 4382 words
THE TRIAL OF VERNON DURSLEY
by NightrunnerHarry is recovering nicely after awakening in St. Mungo's. He finds that he has an Angel of Mercy caring for him. Plans are made for Harry to leave the hospital, but where can he go? Back to the Du...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Dudley,Harry,Hermione,Petunia Dursley,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009-05-07 - Updated: 2009-05-08 - 14733 words
- by CloudPhoenix 1 review
AU: end of 5th yr. How would you feel, thrown into the future? You find out much of your true life had been modified from your memory? How cool would it be to meet alien witches and wizards? And to...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance,Sci-fi - Characters: Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Published: 2009-06-05 - 1244 words
1Exciting
Ron's Howler
by stick97Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback.
AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!] [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2009-08-04 - 2809 words - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak
by HoosYourDaddyLate one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-11-02 - Updated: 2009-11-03 - 10468 words - Complete
- by Walter 9 reviews
Harry uses the power the Dark Lord knows not, hoping to make Umbridge a better person.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Umbridge - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-05-19 - Updated: 2010-12-02 - 905 words - Complete
4Funny
- by Chshre 6 reviews
Harry loses faith in his friends and family and making a drastic decision that has far reaching consequences he leaves ready to start his life over but can he really do that with his friends and fa...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Moody, Ron - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-12-13 - Updated: 2011-08-29 - 3327 words
4Insightful
- by Concealed-Convict 2 reviews
The majority of the Chamber of Secrets has lay undisturbed for nearly one thousand years, but what will Harry find in the catacombs beneath the school. Post GoF. Nearly exams in OotP. No DOM. HP/DG
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009-03-10 - Updated: 2009-03-22 - 9765 words
5Ambiance
- by CloudPhoenix 8 reviews
Harry, thrown out like trash, badly damaged. He is rescued. The magical world awaits. Corrupt, incompetent adults. Youth is the future. We'll take it before its too late. We are Submagiks. We shall...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance,Sci-fi - Characters: Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009-06-02 - Updated: 2009-06-05 - 8853 words
5Original
- by Ezekiel2517 4 reviews
Fawkes doesn't like Albus' plans for Harry and decides to change things. Re edited to close a plot line, and Dan's history
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009-04-21 - Updated: 2009-07-14 - 18260 words
1Exciting
- by QOShea 4 reviews
Harry discovers an ancient artifact in his Family Vault and is chosen by it.
Eventually a DC Animated Universe crossover.
First time posting here, still trying to work out the formatting.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2010-11-30 - Updated: 2011-02-26 - 6568 words
5Original
- by HallowsNotHorcruxes 1 review
200 years have passed since the Second Wizarding War, and Harry's life is nothing more than a chapter in a textbook. After being assigned a paper on the War, Lena Davies decides to interview a ghos...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2010-05-16 - Updated: 2010-10-10 - 4481 words
5Original
- by LadyEternalNight 11 reviews
Something in Harry changes that summer between fourth and fifth year. At his trial he discovers what someone has been hiding from him since he was born.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Luna,Neville - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-11-08 - Updated: 2011-01-25 - 32253 words
5Original
- by Jeram 1 review
Harry has a little "accident" with a easily-swallowed Time-Turner. Yes, an "accident".
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Cho,Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-12-04 - Updated: 2011-01-30 - 9083 words
0Unrated
- by Terrai 7 reviews
Growing up under the Dursley's care has turned Harry into something different.Craving knowledge with an innate curiosity and virtually no morality will take it's toll. Dark/Intelligent Harry
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Voldemort - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2010-03-15 - Updated: 2010-06-18 - 25736 words
1Original
- by Cereal_junkie 1 review
Harry ends up in Slytherin instead of Gryffindor. Draco and Blaise are his best friends, as far as that goes, and Ron is the enemy. He still talks to Hermione Voldemort slowly begins to take over H...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Blaise Zabini,Draco,Dumbledore,Harry,Snape,Tom Riddle - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2010-09-17 - Updated: 2011-09-22 - 34471 words
-1Cliche
- by Dantesinclair 0 reviews
Lily and James' relationship wasn't all flowers and daisies. They had a secret, a big one, that James would die rather than admit. Now that he's gone, the secret is found. Lets just say Harry wasn'...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Fantasy, Romance, Sci-fi - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Draco, Dudley, Dumbledore, Harry, James, Lily, Lucius, Narcissa, Petunia Dursley, Salazar Slytherin, Snape, Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!!] [?] [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2006-07-25 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 19128 words
2Original
- by bluminous 9 reviews
AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2009-07-14 - Updated: 2009-07-27 - 29829 words
5Original
- by freemaka 7 reviews
A small change in Harry's past has knock on effects thoughout his time at Hogwarts. A 'what if' type of story starting with his first year, and the changes that a smart Harry would cause.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2010-09-08 - 30644 words
5Original
- by Clell65619 27 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of No...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2008-09-11 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 100851 words
5Original
- by SilverWolf7007 8 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." ...Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer wi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Kingsley, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Moody, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Tonks, Other - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006-12-05 - Updated: 2009-07-31 - 9203 words
5Funny
- by Fission25 1 review
Learning the horrible truth of what the future holds Harry begins his quest to become the perfect wizard and change the future of death and destruction he's foreseen. Not realizing just what the co...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Other - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2006-09-19 - Updated: 2009-03-12 - 74628 words
5Original
- by ShadeDancer 2 reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boy-who-lived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Harry - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 15 - Published: 2005-06-02 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 71499 words - Complete
3Original
- by DrT 13 reviews
Harry escapes the summer before his fifth year, and comes back with a different attitude.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Snape - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2009-04-11 - Updated: 2009-05-25 - 60521 words - Complete
5Original
- by Clell65619 16 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Neville,Padma - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2007-12-07 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 101582 words
5Original
- by KUCrow97 9 reviews
Harry is entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will. He is somewhat upset by this. OOC Harry, HHr, Violence, Naughty Language, and Mayhem
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2011-08-22 - Updated: 2012-04-02 - 55638 words
5Original
- by USA_Tiger 5 reviews
On the night Voldemort attacks the Potter's home, a completely different person finds Harry before Sirius Black or Hagrid. Harry is found and adopted by Nermia's very own eternal lost boy Ryoga Hib...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2013-05-07 - Updated: 2020-08-27 - 173849 words
2Original
- by DrT 21 reviews
After Harry's first year, Vernon Dursley tried to hit Harry, but missed, and so Harry was locked away for the summer. What if Vernon hadn't missed?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 24 - Published: 2007-11-04 - Updated: 2008-05-17 - 81401 words - Complete
5Original
- by Spyridon 1 review
When he was 10, Harry Potter was declared a Death Eater by his family. 5 years later, he has returned but is he willing to join in the war to help the brother who turned on him? Wrong BWL theme;
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Ginny,Harry,James,Lily,Voldemort - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 25 - Published: 2010-04-25 - Updated: 2011-01-05 - 117225 words
0TrainWreck
- by Alorkin 31 reviews
A multi-chapter, 'sorta' crossover, HP/SW, but not exactly.
Harry/Hermione, some Dumbles bashing, the Weasleys are on his side.
After being beaten to death by Vernon, Harry is faced with ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 37 - Published: 2010-03-25 - Updated: 2012-06-25 - 418532 words - Complete
5Moving
- by wordhammer 7 reviews
Girl!Harry walks a bizarre version of Harry's life at Hogwarts, until she makes her own Mark. Darker!Everyone. Rated for unrepentent complexity, violence, sexuality and bio-squickiness.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 51 - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2011-02-15 - 389219 words - Complete
5Original
- by PerfectLionheart 14 reviews
During the train ride before third year Harry has a close encounter with a dementor that causes him to absorb the soul fragment within him, granting both knowledge and power. Features Harry with a ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 58 - Published: 2009-09-05 - 266017 words
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Love Has No Age
by EasysurfingHarry is told that he has the power of Love? With the help of a Gabrielle, Ginny and a few others he learns exactly what this means! Post -OOTP
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 77 - Published: 2007-04-11 - Updated: 2012-01-11 - 713782 words