- by Annwyd 2 reviews
Sakura has a rather sensitive question to ask Tsunade. Rated for plenty of innuendo.
Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Jiraiya, Sakura, Tsunade - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005-06-14 - Updated: 2005-06-15 - 563 words - Complete
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- by Annwyd 3 reviews
Orihime has a solution to all the interpersonal problems that have plagued her and her friends. [Crack]
Category: Bleach - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Arisawa Tasuki, Chado Yasutora, Inoue Orihime, Ishida Uryuu, Kuchiki Rukia, Kurosaki Ichigo - Published: 2005-11-17 - 799 words - Complete
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- by ttestagr 4 reviews
The Sandaime makes a choice to take advantage of Orochimaru's defection from the Akatsuki, and Naruto finds people that are precious to him before he puts on the cheerful mask he's known for. AU
Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Hinata, Jiraiya, Naruto, Tsunade, Other - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Published: 2006-10-02 - 8409 words
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- by SilverWolf7007 5 reviews
"Oh no! He's using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?" "You prat, Finnigan," he said fondly. "Promise, you haven't got nothing to worry about." Oneshot. What is Harry planning?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Seamus Finnigan - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-06 - 830 words - Complete
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- by corey123 34 reviews
Beginning of the summer Moody gives Harry many magical books that start our Wizarding hero on his adventure. Then he leaves the Dursley's to stay at Grimauld place but finds out about Sirius's will...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Romance - Characters: Bellatrix, Dumbledore, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Narcissa, Ron, Tonks, Voldemort, Other - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2007-05-29 - 1439 words
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- by RorschachsBlot 1 review
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III
Category: Neon Genesis Evangelion - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Asuka Langley Soryu,Gendo Ikari,Rei Ayanami,Shinji Ikari - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007-09-11 - 6013 words - Complete
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- by stealacandy 17 reviews
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planed something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of (or a flashback in) a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Fudge,Harry,Umbridge - Published: 2008-06-26 - 1304 words
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- by scruffy1 44 reviews
Hermione cleans up some Potter family business.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2008-07-07 - 1928 words - Complete
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- by dhampirkinfolk 4 reviews
Tired of fighting technical problems with ficwad.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Angst - Characters: Umbridge - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2008-02-06 - Updated: 2008-08-16 - 82 words
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- by loralee1 15 reviews
Post DH, All Hogwarts students must attend career counseling
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Published: 2009-02-16 - 905 words - Complete
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Shokushu Ninja: Uzumaki Naruto
by GenocideHeartNaruto acquires a different Summoning Contract, early on. But exactly what that implies for him, he'll only realize much later... Rated for future chapters, some La Blue Girl elements included.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover, Erotica, Humor - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [?] [R] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-12-28 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 12328 words
- by xyvortex 0 reviews
On their way to wave, team seven encounters trouble. Their sensei trapped, they face insurmountable odds until an orange clad hyperactive cook's apprentice got into the fight.
Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2007-06-03 - Updated: 2007-11-19 - 7552 words
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The Real Harry Potter
by The_Blood_RiderAfter fifth year, Harry decides that its time to stop hiding and show the world who Harry Potter really is. Harry/Many
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-04-11 - Updated: 2008-05-06 - 26207 words
- by DrT 5 reviews
Actually, Harry did make it into the most secure room in the Dept. of Mysteries at the end of his Fifth Year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-12-17 - Updated: 2008-12-22 - 6865 words - Complete
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The Power Voldemort Knows Not
by LabRatOdd dreams can lead to life changes.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2012-12-23 - Updated: 2021-12-21 - 48354 words
- by stealacandy 2 reviews
(mostly) funny stand-alone outtakes for my old fic "Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice".
In three words, sex, potions and Luna Lovegood!
And Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson....
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-02-20 - Updated: 2008-06-14 - 6784 words
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The Very Silly School Crossover Fic
by DrTThe set-up: What if both Hermione and Lily came from maternal lines of squibs who had not forgotten their links to the Magical world? And what if not all Squibs were like Mr. Filch and Mrs. Figg?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2014-03-21 - Updated: 2014-04-07 - 23242 words - Complete
- by malaga 5 reviews
Harry decides to go to Beauxbatons rather than Hogwarts. Free of foolish prejudice and Dumbledore's influence he develops into the man he could have been...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2007-05-04 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 9173 words
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Crimson Edge
by FosforUzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. [Bleach crossover]
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Naruto, Sakura, Tenten - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2007-02-13 - Updated: 2008-01-26 - 33830 words
- by whatareyouevensaying 5 reviews
AU: Harry is taken and raised by Bellatrix Lestrange, who no longer worships the ground Voldemort walks on. Most of the story takes place in Harry's fifth year. Harry/Lavender
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Bellatrix,Harry,Hermione,Neville - Warnings: [!!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2007-05-26 - Updated: 2008-05-22 - 25624 words
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- by scruffy1 18 reviews
What Happens when Harry Gets Sirius' motorcycle? Let me know if I should continue or why not.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008-04-06 - Updated: 2008-10-10 - 34125 words
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- by Aleh 0 reviews
It was a small wish. What Naruto wanted was to end his loneliness. What he was waited for was a true friend to regard as precious. He got his wish... but the gods don't settle for "good enough".
Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Drama,Humor - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [!] [V] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008-04-02 - Updated: 2008-12-02 - 33205 words
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- by Griever 7 reviews
Once upon a time, a boy who was met a cat that wasn't. Things sort of snowballed from there ... but hey, he's not complaining. A freewheeling, madcap story co-written with Fosfor.
Category: Bleach - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Arisawa Tasuki, Chado Yasutora, Kurosaki Ichigo, Other - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2007-07-27 - Updated: 2007-07-28 - 40360 words
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- by scruffy1 14 reviews
Halfway through his fourth year Harry wakes up to a surprise.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [Y] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2009-04-27 - Updated: 2009-05-17 - 49682 words - Complete
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- by bigdonadiet 8 reviews
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2007-05-27 - Updated: 2010-01-21 - 42875 words
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- by Shadow_Rebirth 6 reviews
Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. AU, no pa...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2008-07-12 - Updated: 2008-11-01 - 38470 words
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- by Shadow_Rebirth 3 reviews
Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War...
Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Fantasy - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2008-10-16 - Updated: 2008-12-21 - 54590 words
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- by Clell65619 27 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of No...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2008-09-11 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 100851 words
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- by Oblivion12 12 reviews
At the end of the Fourth Year, with the rebirth of Lord Voldemort. No one believed our young hero, even who he considered family and friends. While taking a midnight walk, thinking of ways to gathe...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Sci-fi - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [?] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2008-04-06 - Updated: 2013-04-07 - 28869 words
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- by DrT 12 reviews
Another dimensional cross-over Harry? A Dark Grey Harry and a very innocent one combine when Voldemort tries to bend a Light Ceremony to his will. Hopefully not cliché-ridden.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2010-04-20 - Updated: 2016-06-03 - 32903 words - Complete
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- by Cypher3au 23 reviews
Alternate Order of the Phoenix. Harry is, quite naturally, a little ticked off at his friends and the Headmaster. Muggle science has developed a way to splice animal DNA into humans. Fawkes has ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Sci-fi - Characters: Fleur, Harry, Tonks - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2006-05-26 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 34817 words
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- by Meteoricshipyards 12 reviews
After the death of Sirius, and learning the contents of the prophecy, Harry gets the opportunity to get away for a while. Independent Harry. H/LL, H/SB, but more friendship than romance.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008-01-21 - Updated: 2008-04-28 - 73416 words - Complete
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- by kcourtkat 15 reviews
After finding his magic earlier, a decidedly non- Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008-04-29 - Updated: 2008-08-22 - 44144 words
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Achieving Clarity
by PerfesserNPlease note the rating change. Luna discovers a way to help Harry Potter defeat Voldemort and takes the initiative
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2009-03-31 - Updated: 2009-06-17 - 56307 words
- by xyvortex 3 reviews
Sequel to Blind Faith. Harry's second year at Hogwarts begins and something sinister stalks the halls. Muggleborns are being petrified by someting unknown, and just who could be the Heir of Slyth...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Draco, Dudley, Harry, Petunia Dursley, Snape - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2006-01-01 - Updated: 2008-09-23 - 79946 words
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- by ShadeDancer 2 reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boy-who-lived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Harry - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 15 - Published: 2005-06-02 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 71499 words - Complete
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- by jeansvenus 3 reviews
Harry decides he's had enough of prejudice and manipulations, and makes his world the best it can be while playing political games with professors and Death Eaters alike.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Peter, Ron, Tom Riddle, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 15 - Published: 2007-02-06 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 45743 words
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- by DrT 13 reviews
Harry escapes the summer before his fifth year, and comes back with a different attitude.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Snape - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2009-04-11 - Updated: 2009-05-25 - 60521 words - Complete
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- by Shadow_Rebirth 13 reviews
Harry has a dark secret: He isn't a wizard. But that certainly doesn't mean he can't do magic. It was too bad it also meant that in the face of fanatical governments and enraged demigods, Voldemort...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Fantasy - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 19 - Published: 2008-06-11 - Updated: 2009-01-28 - 103477 words
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- by xyvortex 3 reviews
Blinded at the age of four, Harry Potter only wants to lead a normal life with his family. On his eleventh birthday, he finds out that he can have anything but...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Draco, Dudley, Harry, Petunia Dursley - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 21 - Published: 2005-12-31 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 71401 words - Complete
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- by Brian64 11 reviews
Chaos theory; a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast.. AU starting near the end of OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. N...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 22 - Published: 2008-07-18 - Updated: 2008-11-22 - 101736 words
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- by DrT 21 reviews
After Harry's first year, Vernon Dursley tried to hit Harry, but missed, and so Harry was locked away for the summer. What if Vernon hadn't missed?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Chapters: 24 - Published: 2007-11-04 - Updated: 2008-05-17 - 81401 words - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Midnight Sun.
by VanirHarry escapes Britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There is much to experience in the land of the Midnight Sun.
(There will be ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 34 - Published: 2007-09-10 - Updated: 2019-11-26 - 255250 words
If Wishes Were Hippogriffs
by PerfesserNFormerly titled "Make a Wish." An AU fifth year story wherein Harry's fondest wishes come true. . . Harry/Multi
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: - Characters: Cho,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Padma,Pansy - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 36 - Published: 2008-06-29 - Updated: 2009-02-07 - 127722 words - Complete
- by Alorkin 31 reviews
A multi-chapter, 'sorta' crossover, HP/SW, but not exactly.
Harry/Hermione, some Dumbles bashing, the Weasleys are on his side.
After being beaten to death by Vernon, Harry is faced with ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 37 - Published: 2010-03-25 - Updated: 2012-06-25 - 418532 words - Complete
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