Harry and Petunia have a little fun with each other. But is everything really as it seems?
Oneshot Neville gets a new daddy [Sexual content. Not a childrens story.]
I've read several fics where Harry is accidently turned into a girl. What if it wasn't an accident?
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry is given an ancient manual which describes a path to a power the Dark Lord knows not.
A post Hogwarts, post final battle fic. A one shot Honks rules
How can a planned night of fun turn into something so different so quickly and change Harry's life forever? (Absolutely NO Male Slash! / One-Shot / Set during OotP)
Remus finally gives in...
Remus and Tonks are making breakfast
Harry just wanted chocolate cake. Of course, he did not factor Luna Lovegood into his afternoon...
While hunting Snorkacks, Harry is very upset that Hermione is with Ron. Luna has a way to 'console' him.
Hermione's love of words, and Harry and Ginny's conniving, finally get her and Ron together.
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present.
Harry confronts Severus Snape after Dumbledore's death. Chaos ensues. NO SLASH!
The Goblet of Fire gets to destroy Harry's life one more time.
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eightee...
Suck at summaries, and you'd just end up confused.
One shot PWP. Harry gets laid by three hot chasers when Angelina schedules a ‘extra Quidditch practice’ with only the seeker and chasers. These wicked girls certainly do plan to ride a broomsti...
This is the tale of Harry Potter. He lives at Number 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging in Surrey, England with his Mother' Sister, His Aunt Petunia Evans-nee Dursley. Her Husband Vernon Dursley and c...
Payback is a b!tch
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harr...
Voldemort is defeated by a mysterious Vampire Lord. HarryAliciaAngelinaKatie
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a good bachelor party without entertainment?
How far would Harry go to get what he considered his?
The Weasleys drag Harry to a club after the war. But mocking Harry causes everything to unravel
Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback. AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing!
Harry and Hermoine have a little revenge on their least favorite professor.
What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history?
Ron just won't give up on the love potion angle. He thinks he has finally found the right...mix. Weasley bashing ahead!
I would never end a story like this but what if J.K. Rowlings had.
The war is over. We lost. Or did we? Time for a fresh start. Marauder!Harry
Harry and Hermione are tired of Rita Skeeter, and decide to get some revenge. Innuendo to spare. Probably cliche`. Slightly AU one-shot.
Just a little bit of silliness combined with some over the top smut. Harry/Hermione/Tonks threesome Might be cliche`, but I can't see how. Definitely AU!
Where did the monster in Harry's chest come from? Major Character bashing and deaths
Harry discovers a notebook among Slytherin's personal library that allows him to magically bond with women, allowing him complete control over them. Using this new power, can Harry defeat Voldemort?
Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret readi...
As part of a special school assignment, all Hogwarts students had to write a letter to a Muggle who knows about the wizarding world. This is Draco Malfoy's letter.
Molly knows she has to convince Ginny's father to see her way, and takes a trip to his workplace to get the job done. Apologies in advance...
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry, on the edge of a breakdown, willingly gives in to his baser urges...with decidedly different results than he had intended.
AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Hap...
Naruto and the CRA
Harry dreams of a better life, and in this dream several girls are with him. None of them know it, but what they are seeing is impossible, and very real. They are all connected in a way older than ...
What if fictional characters exist independently of their authors’ imagination? What if they don’t always agree with the plot as it’s written?
Harry finds an old parchment that instructs him in how to properly use his...wand.
After fifth year, Harry decides that its time to stop hiding and show the world who Harry Potter really is. Harry/Many
Harry continues his sexual awakening with Lavender.
Hermione comes up with an idea to help Harry, Luna and herself get past their personal demons. What will happen when more then the troubles come into the open? Harry/Hermione/Luna. M rated for safe...
My name is Harry, and I started life alone in a cupboard. Then I made a wonderful discovery; all of life is a joke! This is my tale of a twisted Hogwarts filled with Riddles and Scarecrows. Dark Kn...
AU: Who knew that being a quidditch superstar can be so dangerous? That's the question she's asking herself. Follow the life of the daughter of France's minister of magic as she tries to survive, p...
When Harry discovers that he's a Metamorphmagus, his and Hermione's sex life takes a turn for the... different.
Response to a challenge made by jayu called 'Dark Harry'. its basically harry and hermione's path to the dark side.... HHr
War is raging across the world, and Voldemort has done the unthinkable. Now, with time running out, can Harry harness powers that he knows nothing of? While killing the people he loves most? PostHB...
Betrayed in every way immaginable in his own time, Harry decides to eliminate the possibility of the Prophecy to ever occur, with no consideration for the ramifications of what he must do to create...
Harry is a little more damaged than everyone believes, but for once it works to his advantage.
Post-GoF. Voldemort surprises Harry at Privet Drive, but gets more than he bargained for. Harry winds up with Fleur's veela abilities and a bit more power. Harry/Harem
HarryMany. A strange meeting in the basement of a brothel answers many questions after the war.
Harry is bitten by the last of the Von Carsteins, and is forced to hide his vampirism from everyone at Hogwarts. Warnings: Rape, Violence, Blood/Gore, smut, multiship, VERY Dark Harry
Harry travels back in time in hope of saving those he can and a chance to meet his parents. But what if all he believed to be true was exposed to be a lie? Can he survive it? Does the darkness cons...
What do you do when faced with psychotic killers? You go hire your own! A Harry Potter, Naruto crossover.
DC Xover. A letter from someone believed to be dead, and it suggests that he goes and plays, using his fame to get the girls. Some bad language, Pranks, and some smutty humour, and sex. Harry meets...
On his 16th Birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a surprise. He's married.
My take on the classic what happens if Harry gets fed up.
Harry Potter learns about the “Power He Knows Not” from two unexpected sources, and comes into his own in his Sixth Year. Harry/Hermione/Gabrielle, M/F, F/F, M/F/F, PostOOTP, Manipulative”Gr...
In a world threatened by war, the dark fails & many secrets come to the light. The balance is tipped too far one side, & awakens an ancient evil. New dark enemies present themselves as gods. The li...
The Battle of Hogwarts has finished, and Voldemort is dead. Harry is finally free to live how he wants to live. AU Harry/Multi
Hermione confronts Harry in a broom closet about his treatment of his girlfriend. Revelations follow on both sides, including what Hermione has kept hidden for years and why she is so tightly wound...
When pressure mounts, something is sure to give. It has. [AU Sixth Year, Dark, Heavy Sexual References, not a Children Story! Beta now present]
Harry disapears from the Dursleys when he is seven, ten years later he returns and he is not the boy Albus Dumbledore was hoping for. pairings HP/NT, RW/HG, others Story has not been betad
Harry wins and finds himself in possession in ten women...
Hawk's response to the CJ Cold Tonks Slave Challenge on the PP3 group. Released in celebration of TFF's 1000th member!
AU. Left in the wake of the second coming of the Dark Lord, Harry Potter emerges from Azkaban and changes both the wizard and muggle world forever. Harry/Narcissa. Full sum in profile.
Post OotP. Harry Finally receives training from some of Dumbledore's old friends and the war escalates. Voldemort has something up his sleeve and it doesn't look good for the Light. No slash!
A collection of random drabbles popping out of my mind at the most unexpected moments.
Something in Harry changes that summer between fourth and fifth year. At his trial he discovers what someone has been hiding from him since he was born.
One rainy August day Harry Potter tells his children the story of how he married their mum.
Harry, outliving all of his loved ones, decides that he wants to fulfill his heart's desire.
Good, old fashioned Harry and multiple love slave story. With plot, for you weridos who like that kind of thing. M/F
One has decided not to be used anymore. The other has no more use. Now, both sides want to catch them. But really, how do you catch two of the best duelists alive? Harry/Bellatrix, Post-seventh...
Deatheaters and more attack the Weasley-Delacour wedding, where Harry is laid out, hit by nine killing curses. The result is not a dead Harry, but a Harry whose magic has been purged of its imp...
Things have changed. Harry Potter is no longer the docile boy that we know. Constraints are freed as a young demon indulges his bloodlust. This is extremely graphic and violent, so take caution! NO...
Harry Potter wants the head of Bellatrix Lestrange on a platter and now he has Summoned just the demon for the job! Or so he thinks...
Just before First Year, Hermione falls into a trap and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild inn...
Harry faces many terrible things by the time he finished his fifth year. What if his sanity had snapped after all he went through, and he held a grudge against the world? Harry strikes back against...
Harry is revealed as the heir to five of the most powerful wizards and witches in British history. With a new year, new duties, and new skills, watch as Harry takes the fight to Voldemort.
Harry has to learn something that only Tonks can teach. Harry/Tonks M/F AU after OOP. Repost of my story on aff (09/2004). Abandoned because of too little reviews.
Harry Potter has lost everything in the war, but what happens when he is given another chance? A H/HrTime Travel fiction
After the last battle Harry does the Minister of Magic a favour and takes a number of slaves. Slavery !!!
Harry Potter joined Voldemort when he was eleven... Dark!Harry. No slash.
Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for High Treason and the murder of Cerdic Diggory, now he's out, no as a free man but as a tool for Fudge to stay in office. Strong!Harry Cunning!Harry Insane!Harry...
Voldemort manages to enslave Harry Potter to three Slytherin girls. Some Gryffindors fight it and join the Slytherins. By saving him from enslavement, they all need to 'rape' Harry. This is the alt...
It's been 2 years since Voldemort's defeat and harmony reigns. But a strange event brings back an ancient and powerful conflict, threatening to once again destory what was supposed to be a lasting ...
A collection of very short one-shots based on challenges from the “Thank God You’re Here” thread at Dark Lord Potter. TGYH is an improv game for fanfic authors that tests their ability to wo...
In the year 2009, Voldemort has taken over much of the world. Now Harry Potter, the last surviving member of the Golden Trio, must stop him by implementing the mysterious and powerful Endwar Project.
Read to Find Out
Multiple hook-up scenarios with many likely, and unlikely pairings. Fairly basic, but fun storyline if you "like that sort of thing". Rating for LOTS of sexual content, please R&R...Enjoy!
Harry has done his best to hide his real home life and personality away,but when his Uncle takes things too far Harry dissapears into the care of the one person who knows the truth. While they sear...
What will happen when Voldemort's last instructions are carried out by one of his crazed followers?
Post-Voldemort. Harry discovers a shocking secret about the Wizarding World...
Harry realises that he's in a prison called home and that Dumbledore wouldn't allow him to leave. He then discovers that the Durselys aren't his only family. Dark!Powerful!Harry (not evil) HP and M...
Lycanthropy was seen as a Curse by many. Fenrir saw it as a blessing. Harry and Ginny see it as the time their lives were changed forever. Now werewolves, the fight against Voldemort has forever ch...
Harry Potter goes on a vacation to Greece, meet new friends and maybe a new love interest, new enemies, a new purpose, new powers, and finds out more about his family and that his life is just begi...
The death of Sirius Black causes a lot of changes for Harry and his friends.
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slav...
AU: It does not pay to underestimate Harry Potter. Illusions are shattered as a young Lord rises to power and casts off those that deter him. Independant!Political!Powerful!Dark!Harry, HarryChoTonk...
After an incident of accidental magic goes tragically wrong, a five year old Harry is taken to live with the Weasleys. However, the Weasleys have a dark secret.
Harry arrives at the Burrow a boy but wants to leave it a man. Ginny's brothers tell him not with her! Friends assist them in 'Keeping it Down.'
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...
Harry is captured by Voldemort, and wakes up to find that he is not being tortured or killed. What's going on, and why is he still alive?
Harry had enough of things being hidden from him. First two parts has been rewritten so PLEASE R&R and tell me what you think.
Harry comes back to School after the DH and finds more wild adventures. Starts with Ron/ Hermione pairing but that soon ends, Harry pairs with several characters.
The Golden Trio were at the Burrow when they've discovered the wonderful world of the internet. Soon word spreads of this discovery. What trouble will this bring? (I fixed my mistake, by the way)
Harry's 5th year - He's keeping secrets, that once revealed, will alter magic itself. Harry disappears, only to return with a serious attitude adjustment that he can back up due to his training. V...
AU, Post OotP summer story: Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, underfed and lonely. All Harry wanted was a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. repost
Harry, Hermione, and Susan are hit by the an ancient curse, which force them against their will to stay close together at Privet Drive. A gray!romantic!powerful!very rich!political Harry, who is al...
smut with plot, harry finds out that all but a few of his 'friends' have been less than faithful to him so now he's "mad as hell and isn't going to take it any more!"
Harry lost everything. A new world beacons with a 2nd chance. Parents are alive and he has a Sister. Forbidden love between two unloved Siblings blossoms. Harry is on cloud 9, but it wont last. Au ...
someone goes back in time to change to the timeline in Luna Lovegood's body.
Dumbledore thinks that something drastically must happen in order to win the fight against Voldemort ... and he finds an ancient disease, which turns the three victims into walking bombs ... he inf...
[AU] Harry Potter has lived on the streets of London for most of his life alone after being abused and abandoned by his relatives. When he is found by wizards in what should have been his Third Y...
Harry Potter, 17, is taken away from his relatives and is trained by a near immortal WWII veteran.
A small change in Harry's past has knock on effects thoughout his time at Hogwarts. A 'what if' type of story starting with his first year, and the changes that a smart Harry would cause.
What if there wasn't only wanded magic? Follow Harry on his journey into long forgotten magics ...and Susan's Panties... AU from 4th year and might contain one or two OOC's Oh yes, it's unbeta'ed, ...
Another dimensional cross-over Harry? A Dark Grey Harry and a very innocent one combine when Voldemort tries to bend a Light Ceremony to his will. Hopefully not cliché-ridden.
-Complete-Harry Potter and Bellatrix Lestrange get trasported to Middle Earth, Can they survive the evil Power that awaits them there? Pairing: Harry/Bellatrix.If you read please update even if it'...
Having to save the world is no picknick. And try doing it WITHOUT loosing your temper! So the only question is, will the world still be there after Harry is done? {sorry, having trouble posting pr...
Changed name from The Probable Problems Performed Perfectly under Polyjuice. It fit for the first chapter, but will make it a story now. Drabble and ramblings, but starts rather FUBAR. Read at y...
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." ...Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer wi...
Hermione and the others aren't sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
After the second task, Harry wakes up to find a surprise
On his 11th birthday Harry learns that not only is he a wizard, someone has made a video game of his life.
Harry finds himself back in his cupboard at Privet Drive – again!
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione G...
Ten years post-Hogwarts, Ginny and Ron have been murdered, and Hermione is the prime suspect.
Harry/Tonks/Fleur - AU. Harry disappeared after the tri-wizard tournament. After 2 years he is back, but alot has changed...
In the middle of an attack by Voldemort, Harry discovers the true power he can use to kill him. However, things aren't as they seem . . . AU: Dark Harry, Harry/Fleur/Narcissa/Others
A Romantic!Grey!Powerful!Harry becomes an elemental fire, thunder, wind, earth and water will be his companions in the battle against evil.
Pre-5th year, Harry is visited by a woman claiming to be his magical Aunt Holly, except that she can't cast spells... or keep her hands off of him... or stay out of trouble.
Harry has a dark secret: He isn't a wizard. But that certainly doesn't mean he can't do magic. It was too bad it also meant that in the face of fanatical governments and enraged demigods, Voldemort...
Harry discovers the lies and deceptions of Dumbledoremost especially about Sirius having a missing daughter! Harry rebels and finds independence with the help of a few select friends and a couple o...
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate th...
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
'Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of places, if one only remembers to turn on the light.' What the Marauders did not expect was to throw the best party ever and have someone gatecrash ...
Harry Potter returns to Privett Drive after the conclusion to his sixth year. Finds out that friends really aren't what they had appeared to be, and finds comfort with a friend from long ago.
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
This is an AU story that will contain all 7 years. Harry is smarter and has some new abilities. He will probably go through several girl friends. -complete
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? Rated R for language and violence. People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss (or curse, for our british fri...
Bellatrix Lestrange died at the end of Deathly Hallows, right? Are you sure?
Trapped in a Video Game, Naruto must get it on to level up. I do not own Naruto or any other things mixed in this story and I do not make any profit from writing this story.
An unusual mishap in Sixth Year Potions makes Harry and Daphne Greengrass spend a lot of time together.
Harry escapes Britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There is much to experience in the land of the Midnight Sun. (There will be ...
Formerly titled "Make a Wish." An AU fifth year story wherein Harry's fondest wishes come true. . . Harry/Multi
Harry travels back in time to a world where Ron was the boy-who-lived. Harem Harry, Harry/Tonks/Luna/Ginny/Hermione/Padma/OC
As Harry sleeps he is visited by Bellatrix Black, multiple times. It's not for their mutual enjoyment Voldemort has a diabolical plan for the issue of his most feared Enemy.
HBP AU. It's hard enough being a teenager; add nefarious plots, the Dark Lord, and house rivalries into the mix. A story about enlightenment, growing up, and getting over yourself. Harry Potter/Dap...
Harry/Susan Bones believeable Voldemort gritty and realistic. The story will make you rethink many things you thought you knew about the Potterverse. Post OOTP AU of HBP
During the train ride before third year Harry has a close encounter with a dementor that causes him to absorb the soul fragment within him, granting both knowledge and power. Features Harry with a ...
Harry is told that he has the power of Love? With the help of a Gabrielle, Ginny and a few others he learns exactly what this means! Post -OOTP
During his training trip, Naruto is given a scroll which holds the secrets in how to seduce and ensnare women. A scroll he uses at first on the women and kunoichi around him but soon on the Shinob...