A tale of hamsters. I wrote this for a scholarship app for Tulane. Got $20,000 for it, which would have covered all of one semester there.
On a whim, at the beginning of sixth year Harry offers to keep practicing DADA with Luna. The passage of a year. Slight AU
(AU) What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy - a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts.
The real root of the animosity between Orochimaru and Itachi. Kisame tries to convince Itachi to do something he swore never to do again...
Harry returns to Hogwarts from a successful summer of destroying the last remaining horcruxes to receive an interesting idea on how he could help the war effort. Harry/Harem
Just a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven. Extreme violence within. [One Shot]
The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding was one that Harry would remember vividly for a long time...
One-Shot. A look at the final confrontation between Harry and Voldemort.
Narcissa will do anything to save her son. *Anything!*
Oneshot. What if the task of killing Dumbledore in HBP fell not to Malfoy but to someone else? The last person you'd expect.
All life is but an endless cycle, birth to death and death to birth, cause and effect, effect and cause. As Harry Potter is about to find out... Some profanity, one-shot until further notice.
A possible ending for Book Seven and the Epilogue
A few weeks after the final battle, Hermione is offered comfort, and then more, by Luna.
Oneshot. A small take on a fateful meeting of the International Confederation of Warlocks.
AU. What defines being alive? Naruto wasn't the Yondaime's son, nor was he Orochimaru, Jiraiya or Tsunade's. He was not even born... he was built in a bout of madness. This is his story...
The aftermath of Iruka's birthday party left a few questions in Yuuhi Kurenai's mind - questions like, "What happened last night?" "Why am I in bed with Naruto?" and "WHERE ARE OUR CLOTHES?!"... Na...
The scientific explanation and factual account of Tom Riddle's last hours. A one-shot posted just days before Book Seven.
An odd Oneshot. Every Dark Lord has some quirk or another, here's Voldemorts. Not Slash.
Harry confronts Severus Snape after Dumbledore's death. Chaos ensues. NO SLASH!
Yoho Yoho a pirates life for me. Jack has a son? Will has one too? Wait what going on? This will be interesting.
Ares needs an army and starts changing birds into soldiers, something has to be done to stop him.
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harr...
She cries softly in the dark Hoping, praying and wanting. She hopes for a happier future, She prays for a love that has yet to come, She wants that love now, instead of later. She screams out ...
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a good bachelor party without entertainment?
A Discworld crossover. Eleven-year-old Harry ends up in Ankh-Morpork thanks to the Philosopher's Stone. One-shot.
Darah goes on a business trip with her husband Bob who had hopes that a few weeks alone in a romantic hotel suite will make the fire in their marriage rekindle. But, Darah doesn't have any intentio...
gerard way and co, some drugs, some sex scenes.
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planed something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of (or a flashback in) a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't ...
"The great masses that fill the night demand substance, not sight."
In the rush to escape the coming Android's, Chichi left a prized family item behind and had to send Gohan to go and retrieve it. Meanwhile, Android 18 is on the search for a reason to enjoy nature...
Summary: It was 3 AM, in the morning, and Quinn just hugged him and that just felt perfect to him. LxQ, MxQ.
I'll add to this later
This was a song written by a friend of mine. I love this one, its one of my favorite, please tell me what you think! Reko
One Shot (: Frikey (: Winter Time Snow (:
TheCrack!Verse, TUE. In the end, when do you stop being a hero? At your enemy's hands? Or your own. Non-Graphic.
Luna grew up reading her father's 'other' magazine. When she tries to pass that knowledge over to Harry, things start to go strangely.
This is just how i would interpret the rest of the series. Fights and kidnapping basically.
Warning: smut. With the whole crew. On Cebe island.
Ron leaves Harry and Hermione alone in a tent, for weeks! Seeesh, what do you think is gonna happen?
holy shit this was a dream of mine
THE FUNNEST DAY EVER.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. THE DAY I ALMOST WET MY SELF
in the 1500's the raven god saved 3 boys of becoming slaves and one of them was a blond hired boy named cloud the raven god fall in love with cloud but the cats begone a war . can the raven god win...
Frank moves to new school. That is all im telling you just have to read it. please rate it and be as crule as you want
A school shooting leads to more horrible events all because Gerard stood up for his girlfriend Caitlyn. And everyone is dragged down into the brawl. Frank is forced to do terrible things all cause ...
Krycek is given the loan of a new body and the first thing he does it go find Skinner.
Krycek is given the loan of a new body and the first thing he does it go find Skinner.
Keycek is given the loan of a new body and the first thing he does is go find Skinner.
Sometimes we lose something that means the world to us. How we deal with that loss is one way in which we define ourselves. This is one story of such loss.
Anna Trohman and Ryan Ross get involved in a world of mental disorders and alternate personalities for no apparent reason. After an unexpected accident they form a bond so deep its almost similar t...
A mysterious awakening, in a mysterious place.
What happens when Patrick Stump meets a young lawyer with a service animal and she is ordered by her firm to go on tour with Fall Out Boy?
It can take a lot to be famous, and if kissing the rhythm guitarist and singer of a band you don't even like is required, then bring it!
Ava goes to stay with Mikey Way's elusive brother, Gerard, all for the money - Or is it for something else?
While on the run from the Death Eaters, Harry and Hermione are waylaid by an interested third party.
Actions have consequences, even if you're not aware of them. Harry saved Hermione's life their first year at Hogwarts. Now she has returned the favor and has no reason to stay by his side, or does ...
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Albus Dumbledore pretty much had everyone dancing to his tune, Fudge notwithstanding. Then came "The Day the Music Died."
Some people who have reached the breaking or tipping point in their lives “Go Postal” as the phrase has come to mean, and start killing everyone in sight. But there is a much colder, and cru...
When Astoria Greengrass bemoans her nonexistent sex life, big sister Daphne decides to help out. (Astoria/Daphne/Harry)
Determined to take the fight to Voldemort, Harry decides drastic measures are needed. A new player enters the arena in the form of Lord Black. Fighting fire with fire, Harry struggles to thwart the...
Post-HBP. Harry/Many. After Dumbledore's murder, Harry begins to walk his own path, and finds a destiny greater than he ever imagined.
(AU) His world fallen to irreparable depths, Harry is granted a second chance to set it right. Timetravel, Harry adopts Harry.
It's been twenty five years since the death of Albus Dumbledore and the Ministry of Magic is now under the control of Lord Voldemort. Those who oppose him place themselves under the command of Harr...
Naruto acquires a different Summoning Contract, early on. But exactly what that implies for him, he'll only realize much later... Rated for future chapters, some La Blue Girl elements included.
After fifth year, Harry decides that its time to stop hiding and show the world who Harry Potter really is. Harry/Many
Harry and Hermione search the world for ways to find and destroy Riddle's horcruxes. Along the way they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate. While doing so they discover a new source o...
Harry Potter meet Crank. Just your average Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is poisoned by an ambitious Draco Malfoy setting off a chain of events that include rampant, explosive and over-the-top violence, gra...
Azkaban is the worst prison in the whole of the wizarding world. Most who have the unpleasant misfortune to go there usually don't leave... at least not in one piece. Fortunately, for Harry, Azkaba...
It is absolutely astonishing the number of coincidences, lucky breaks and odd occurrences that occurred around Harry Potter. But what if it wasn't for Harry's benefit that all these incredible even...
Harry and Hermione meet Luna on the train prior to the fifth year.
Betrayed in every way immaginable in his own time, Harry decides to eliminate the possibility of the Prophecy to ever occur, with no consideration for the ramifications of what he must do to create...
'"I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous." - Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed....
Post-GoF. Voldemort surprises Harry at Privet Drive, but gets more than he bargained for. Harry winds up with Fleur's veela abilities and a bit more power. Harry/Harem
Post-HBP; Following a trail of mysterious messages with a Yin & Yang symbol on them, Harry comes to certain devastating revelations, pushing him down the path to darkness. Dark!Harry, no romance.
Harry Potter learns about the “Power He Knows Not” from two unexpected sources, and comes into his own in his Sixth Year. Harry/Hermione/Gabrielle, M/F, F/F, M/F/F, PostOOTP, Manipulative”Gr...
A traveller from far away leads Harry to buried treasure.
Post War: Harry is finally free of Dumbledore's manipulations, and reaches for the happiness he was always denied! Starts with Canon Pairings but that changes very quickly.
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
When pressure mounts, something is sure to give. It has. [AU Sixth Year, Dark, Heavy Sexual References, not a Children Story! Beta now present]
There was much more to 'The Epilogue' than was shown in Book 7.
200 years have passed since the Second Wizarding War, and Harry's life is nothing more than a chapter in a textbook. After being assigned a paper on the War, Lena Davies decides to interview a ghos...
Good, old fashioned Harry and multiple love slave story. With plot, for you weridos who like that kind of thing. M/F
One has decided not to be used anymore. The other has no more use. Now, both sides want to catch them. But really, how do you catch two of the best duelists alive? Harry/Bellatrix, Post-seventh...
Things have changed. Harry Potter is no longer the docile boy that we know. Constraints are freed as a young demon indulges his bloodlust. This is extremely graphic and violent, so take caution! NO...
While enjoying a more realistic use of the Room of Requirement, Harry walks his own path toward maturity in a world filled with pureblood bigotry, corruption and evil. Harry/Harem. Fifth year AU.
The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding, the twins decide to throw Bill a bachelor party...with great consequences. Harry/Many
Harry reaches a conclusion: He needs to control his fate, to seize the power to stop Voldemort and to prevent what happened to Sirius to happen to anyone else. No matter what the price. Antihero/Da...
It started off as something simple - a snippy response to a sexist list he found. He thought anger would be the biggest reaction. Oh, was he wrong.
Harry is sent to an alternate reality by a petulant Voldemort, and the Hufflepuff Collective doesn't like it at all.
It had always been present beneath his skin, the dark smoke that caused sleep. After the revelations of the Kyuubi, Naruto puts it to a more sinister use than pranks and thieving.
After the torture and deaths of his only remaining family, Harry snaps. PreHBP. Warning: This story is not recommended for people with weak stomachs. It contains sexual material and extreme violence.
A bunch of Harry Potter One-shots I type for whenever I feel a bit barmy.
AU: It does not pay to underestimate Harry Potter. Illusions are shattered as a young Lord rises to power and casts off those that deter him. Independant!Political!Powerful!Dark!Harry, HarryChoTonk...
After an incident of accidental magic goes tragically wrong, a five year old Harry is taken to live with the Weasleys. However, the Weasleys have a dark secret.
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...
Daria and Jane have moved on, fifteen years after graduation. A look at their life, 15 years on.
Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. AU, no pa...
An accident sends Harry Potter into another world and soon his talents are needed more than ever before. The question is not whether he can win, but can he survive? [HP/Dresden Files crossover]
The soul in Harry's head ends out giving him ideas of a decidedly perverse nature after the events in the Chamber of Secrets
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." ...Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer wi...
Hermione and the others aren't sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Alternate Order of the Phoenix. Harry is, quite naturally, a little ticked off at his friends and the Headmaster. Muggle science has developed a way to splice animal DNA into humans. Fawkes has ...
After the death of Sirius, and learning the contents of the prophecy, Harry gets the opportunity to get away for a while. Independent Harry. H/LL, H/SB, but more friendship than romance.
After finding his magic earlier, a decidedly non- Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year.
After the Death of Sirius Black, Harry has problems with trusting people in general, and Dumbledore in particular. He also realises that he cannot go it alone against Voldemort. However, allies a...
*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. H/L/Hr.
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione G...
After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment. There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...
The Heir of the Founders, the Heir of Merlin, needs to set the future straight -- by going back to 1971.
Gotham City; a cesspool of insanity. Irredeemable, criminal scum. But with just a little bit o' magic...
Pre-5th year, Harry is visited by a woman claiming to be his magical Aunt Holly, except that she can't cast spells... or keep her hands off of him... or stay out of trouble.
After Harry blows up part of Little Whinging, he is collected by a band of Minions and taken back to the Netherworld, where he learns that he is to become the next Overlord. And will he Dominate or...
Go inside the mind of one Harry James Potter. See what he sees, hear his thoughts and try and figure out what the hell is going on.
This is an AU story that will contain all 7 years. Harry is smarter and has some new abilities. He will probably go through several girl friends. -complete
Formerly titled "Make a Wish." An AU fifth year story wherein Harry's fondest wishes come true. . . Harry/Multi
Harry/Susan Bones believeable Voldemort gritty and realistic. The story will make you rethink many things you thought you knew about the Potterverse. Post OOTP AU of HBP