- by Shmitz 9 reviews
A tale of hamsters. I wrote this for a scholarship app for Tulane. Got $20,000 for it, which would have covered all of one semester there.
Category: Sci-Fi - Rating: G - Genres: Sci-fi - Published: 2005-02-27 - Updated: 2005-02-28 - 1162 words - Complete
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- by Person 5 reviews
On a whim, at the beginning of sixth year Harry offers to keep practicing DADA with Luna. The passage of a year. Slight AU
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters: Harry, Luna - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2006-06-04 - 3437 words - Complete
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- by razz 5 reviews
(AU) What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy - a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Sirius - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2006-06-14 - 3932 words - Complete
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- by Monoshiri 5 reviews
The real root of the animosity between Orochimaru and Itachi. Kisame tries to convince Itachi to do something he swore never to do again...
Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Itachi, Other - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-06-26 - Updated: 2006-06-27 - 372 words - Complete
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The Chosen One's Chosen
by TriggerboxHarry returns to Hogwarts from a successful summer of destroying the last remaining horcruxes to receive an interesting idea on how he could help the war effort. Harry/Harem
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Andromeda Tonks, Angelina Johnson, Fleur, Harry, Luna, Narcissa, Padma, Parvati, Tonks, Other - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2006-06-28 - 2092 words
- by Finbar 11 reviews
Harry finds the Power that the Dark Lord knows not.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Other - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2006-07-03 - 3459 words - Complete
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Dinner Time
by DarkSyaoranJust a simple day in the life of Harry James Potter. That is, until around seven. Extreme violence within. [One Shot]
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Horror - Characters: Dudley, Harry, Petunia Dursley, Tonks, Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!!!] [V] - Published: 2006-07-06 - 7069 words - Complete
- by Cypher3au 57 reviews
The night before Bill and Fleur's wedding was one that Harry would remember vividly for a long time...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur, Harry - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-07-06 - 2697 words
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- by bigdonadiet 4 reviews
One-Shot. A look at the final confrontation between Harry and Voldemort.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Drama, Horror - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006-07-06 - Updated: 2006-07-07 - 2436 words - Complete
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Saving a Dragon
by OldwolfNarcissa will do anything to save her son. *Anything!*
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Narcissa - Published: 2006-07-27 - Updated: 2006-07-28 - 1831 words - Complete
- by Taure 6 reviews
Oneshot. What if the task of killing Dumbledore in HBP fell not to Malfoy but to someone else? The last person you'd expect.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Other - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Published: 2006-08-08 - 7476 words - Complete
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- by Lachesis 2 reviews
All life is but an endless cycle, birth to death and death to birth, cause and effect, effect and cause. As Harry Potter is about to find out... Some profanity, one-shot until further notice.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Drama, Fantasy - Characters: Harry, Tom Riddle, Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2006-09-24 - Updated: 2006-09-25 - 2128 words - Complete
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- by DrT 17 reviews
A possible ending for Book Seven and the Epilogue
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Dumbledore, George, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Neville, Snape, Sprout, Voldemort, Other - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006-10-17 - 6850 words - Complete
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After the Battle
by DrTA few weeks after the final battle, Hermione is offered comfort, and then more, by Luna.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2006-11-18 - 3578 words - Complete
- by Taure 3 reviews
Oneshot. A small take on a fateful meeting of the International Confederation of Warlocks.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Characters: Voldemort - Published: 2006-11-23 - 1265 words - Complete
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- by GenocideHeart 10 reviews
AU. What defines being alive? Naruto wasn't the Yondaime's son, nor was he Orochimaru, Jiraiya or Tsunade's. He was not even born... he was built in a bout of madness. This is his story...
Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Ino, Kiba, Naruto, Rin, Shino, Yondaime, Other - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007-01-20 - 4725 words
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Wrapped in Crimson
by GenocideHeartThe aftermath of Iruka's birthday party left a few questions in Yuuhi Kurenai's mind - questions like, "What happened last night?" "Why am I in bed with Naruto?" and "WHERE ARE OUR CLOTHES?!"... Na...
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Kurenai, Naruto - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-01-21 - 13157 words - Complete
- by Aaran_St_Vines 2 reviews
The scientific explanation and factual account of Tom Riddle's last hours. A one-shot posted just days before Book Seven.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Lily, Snape, Tom Riddle - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2007-07-17 - Updated: 2007-07-18 - 16165 words - Complete
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- by ShadeDancer 8 reviews
An odd Oneshot. Every Dark Lord has some quirk or another, here's Voldemorts. Not Slash.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Lucius, Peter, Voldemort - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-06-15 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 1087 words
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Too Late
by whatareyouevensayingHarry confronts Severus Snape after Dumbledore's death. Chaos ensues. NO SLASH!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica - Characters: Draco,Harry,Narcissa,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2006-08-10 - Updated: 2007-08-13 - 4171 words - Complete
- by Clell65619 20 reviews
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Published: 2007-10-17 - 1752 words - Complete
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- by In-A-Bad-FairyTale 2 reviews
Yoho Yoho a pirates life for me. Jack has a son? Will has one too? Wait what going on? This will be interesting.
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Jack - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Published: 2007-12-27 - 3 words
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- by Lady_Nottingham 0 reviews
Ares needs an army and starts changing birds into soldiers, something has to be done to stop him.
Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy - Published: 2008-01-05 - 2610 words - Complete
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- by Clell65619 25 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harr...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Narcissa,Ron - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-01-18 - Updated: 2008-01-19 - 3735 words - Complete
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- by Rose_Lewis 1 review
She cries softly in the dark
Hoping, praying and wanting.
She hopes for a happier future,
She prays for a love that has yet to come,
She wants that love now, instead of later.
She screams out ...
Category: Poetry - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst - Published: 2008-02-05 - 223 words
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- by bigdonadiet 11 reviews
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a good bachelor party without entertainment?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-03-22 - 4826 words - Complete
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- by SSC 8 reviews
A Discworld crossover. Eleven-year-old Harry ends up in Ankh-Morpork thanks to the Philosopher's Stone. One-shot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-04-29 - 4937 words - Complete
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Room 21
by deathsxveilDarah goes on a business trip with her husband Bob who had hopes that a few weeks alone in a romantic hotel suite will make the fire in their marriage rekindle. But, Darah doesn't have any intentio...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Gerard Way - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2008-05-12 - Updated: 2008-05-13 - 1540 words - Complete
- by Miss-LJ 0 reviews
gerard way and co, some drugs, some sex scenes.
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Published: 2008-05-14 - 579 words - Complete
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- by stealacandy 17 reviews
Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planed something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of (or a flashback in) a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Humor - Characters: Fudge,Harry,Umbridge - Published: 2008-06-26 - 1304 words
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- by hermitrisin 0 reviews
"The great masses that fill the night demand substance, not sight."
Category: Drama - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2008-06-29 - Updated: 2008-07-17 - 978 words
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Enjoy Nature
by darkinfernoIn the rush to escape the coming Android's, Chichi left a prized family item behind and had to send Gohan to go and retrieve it. Meanwhile, Android 18 is on the search for a reason to enjoy nature...
Category: Dragon Ball Z - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Gohan - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2008-07-29 - Updated: 2008-11-12 - 7368 words - Complete
- by dkg 0 reviews
Summary: It was 3 AM, in the morning, and Quinn just hugged him and that just felt perfect to him. LxQ, MxQ.
Category: Zoey 101 - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008-12-22 - 164 words - Complete
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- by princessofthedark 0 reviews
I'll add to this later
Category: Drama - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Published: 2009-01-22 - 2069 words - Complete
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- by Reko 0 reviews
This was a song written by a friend of mine. I love this one, its one of my favorite, please tell me what you think!
Reko
Category: Poetry - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Published: 2009-01-23 - Updated: 2009-01-24 - 149 words
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- by micman 0 reviews
Category: Fantasy - Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy,Humor,Sci-fi - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2009-01-29 - 962 words - Complete
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Winter Warmer
by xXBrokenxRosesXxOne Shot (: Frikey (: Winter Time Snow (:
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Mikey Way - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-01-22 - Updated: 2009-01-29 - 931 words - Complete
- by anthiena 1 review
TheCrack!Verse, TUE. In the end, when do you stop being a hero? At your enemy's hands? Or your own. Non-Graphic.
Category: Danny Phantom - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Horror - Warnings: [!!] [R] [Y] - Published: 2009-01-29 - 1016 words
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Pesticide
by Ina_meishouLuna grew up reading her father's 'other' magazine. When she tries to pass that knowledge over to Harry, things start to go strangely.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Luna,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009-02-08 - 5148 words
- by DonKey-JuTsu 0 reviews
This is just how i would interpret the rest of the series. Fights and kidnapping basically.
Category: Samurai Champloo - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Fuu,Jin,Mugen - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2009-02-08 - Updated: 2009-02-09 - 1057 words
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Revenant Wings - Jewels of the Skysea
by StretiWarning: smut. With the whole crew. On Cebe island.
Category: Final Fantasy XII - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2009-03-01 - 1732 words
What Do You Expect?
by PerfesserNRon leaves Harry and Hermione alone in a tent, for weeks! Seeesh, what do you think is gonna happen?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2007-07-23 - Updated: 2009-03-24 - 4351 words - Complete
- by temarisbob 2 reviews
holy shit this was a dream of mine
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2009-03-27 - Updated: 2009-03-28 - 241 words - Complete
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- by frogs_rock 0 reviews
THE FUNNEST DAY EVER.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. THE DAY I ALMOST WET MY SELF
Category: Slam Dunk - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Published: 2009-03-28 - 165 words - Complete
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- by sailorwater
in the 1500's the raven god saved 3 boys of becoming slaves and one of them was a blond hired boy named cloud the raven god fall in love with cloud but the cats begone a war . can the raven god win...
Category: Final Fantasy 7 - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Cloud Strife,Reno,Sephiroth,Zack - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2009-03-29 - Updated: 2009-03-30 - 1816 words - Complete
- by freard_luva 1 review
Frank moves to new school. That is all im telling you just have to read it. please rate it and be as crule as you want
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2009-03-31 - 260 words - Complete
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- by xxiero_the_heroxx 0 reviews
A school shooting leads to more horrible events all because Gerard stood up for his girlfriend Caitlyn. And everyone is dragged down into the brawl. Frank is forced to do terrible things all cause ...
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2009-03-31 - Updated: 2009-04-01 - 751 words - Complete
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ALEXANDER
by dmctxKrycek is given the loan of a new body and the first thing he does it go find Skinner.
Category: X-Files - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Sci-fi - Characters: Mulder - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-04-07 - 0 words
ALEXANDER
by dmctxKrycek is given the loan of a new body and the first thing he does it go find Skinner.
Category: X-Files - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Sci-fi - Characters: Mulder - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-04-07 - 0 words
ALEXANDER
by dmctxKeycek is given the loan of a new body and the first thing he does is go find Skinner.
Category: X-Files - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Sci-fi - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-04-07 - 0 words
- by Nightrunner 7 reviews
Sometimes we lose something that means the world to us. How we deal with that loss is one way in which we define ourselves.
This is one story of such loss.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Hermione,Ron - Published: 2009-04-30 - 8660 words
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- by xSoMeOnEx 0 reviews
Anna Trohman and Ryan Ross get involved in a world of mental disorders and alternate personalities for no apparent reason. After an unexpected accident they form a bond so deep its almost similar t...
Category: Panic! At The Disco - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Published: 2009-05-06 - Updated: 2009-05-07 - 725 words - Complete
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- by CenturionRyan 0 reviews
A mysterious awakening, in a mysterious place.
Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy,Horror - Published: 2009-05-30 - 827 words - Complete
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- by GreenGlamourGirlie 0 reviews
What happens when Patrick Stump meets a young lawyer with a service animal and she is ordered by her firm to go on tour with Fall Out Boy?
Category: Fall Out Boy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Published: 2009-06-02 - Updated: 2009-06-03 - 1828 words
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- by xoxLyssaxox 0 reviews
It can take a lot to be famous, and if kissing the rhythm guitarist and singer of a band you don't even like is required, then bring it!
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2009-07-13 - Updated: 2009-07-14 - 28 words
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Music For The Soul.
by MyXDeathlyXDanceAva goes to stay with Mikey Way's elusive brother, Gerard, all for the money - Or is it for something else?
Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way - Warnings: [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2009-08-12 - 855 words
- by BrianJ 33 reviews
While on the run from the Death Eaters, Harry and Hermione are waylaid by an interested third party.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2010-08-10 - 1816 words
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- by xelan 6 reviews
Actions have consequences, even if you're not aware of them. Harry saved Hermione's life their first year at Hogwarts. Now she has returned the favor and has no reason to stay by his side, or does ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2010-10-18 - 2097 words
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- by LuanMao 18 reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Published: 2011-04-14 - 3357 words - Complete
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- by daled73 13 reviews
Albus Dumbledore pretty much had everyone dancing to his tune, Fudge notwithstanding. Then came "The Day the Music Died."
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Lucius,Tom Riddle,Umbridge,Voldemort - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2013-06-24 - 4357 words - Complete
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- by daled73 20 reviews
Some people who have reached the breaking or tipping point in their lives “Go Postal” as the phrase has come to mean, and start killing everyone in sight.
But there is a much colder, and cru...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst,Crossover - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2014-03-23 - 2031 words - Complete
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Sharing is Caring
by MayorHaggarWhen Astoria Greengrass bemoans her nonexistent sex life, big sister Daphne decides to help out. (Astoria/Daphne/Harry)
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2015-01-08 - 9298 words - Complete
- by Ryuu_Ken 1 review
Determined to take the fight to Voldemort, Harry decides drastic measures are needed. A new player enters the arena in the form of Lord Black. Fighting fire with fire, Harry struggles to thwart the...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Dumbledore, Fred, George, Harry, Moody - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-05-13 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 8186 words - Complete
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- by bigdonadiet 1 review
Post-HBP. Harry/Many. After Dumbledore's murder, Harry begins to walk his own path, and finds a destiny greater than he ever imagined.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Fantasy, Humor, Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-07-07 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 7559 words
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- by razz 0 reviews
(AU) His world fallen to irreparable depths, Harry is granted a second chance to set it right. Timetravel, Harry adopts Harry.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry - Warnings: [?] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-07-18 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 15124 words
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- by Shezza88 0 reviews
It's been twenty five years since the death of Albus Dumbledore and the Ministry of Magic is now under the control of Lord Voldemort. Those who oppose him place themselves under the command of Harr...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Flitwick, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Kingsley, Luna, Ron, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-12-05 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 8164 words
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Shokushu Ninja: Uzumaki Naruto
by GenocideHeartNaruto acquires a different Summoning Contract, early on. But exactly what that implies for him, he'll only realize much later... Rated for future chapters, some La Blue Girl elements included.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover, Erotica, Humor - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [?] [R] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-12-28 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 12328 words
The Real Harry Potter
by The_Blood_RiderAfter fifth year, Harry decides that its time to stop hiding and show the world who Harry Potter really is. Harry/Many
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-04-11 - Updated: 2008-05-06 - 26207 words
- by Clell65619 2 reviews
Harry and Hermione search the world for ways to find and destroy Riddle's horcruxes. Along the way they take a wrong turn and save a man from his fate. While doing so they discover a new source o...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-11-20 - Updated: 2009-01-30 - 15413 words
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Poisoned Veins, Vengeful Hearts
by ScriptareHarry Potter meet Crank. Just your average Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is poisoned by an ambitious Draco Malfoy setting off a chain of events that include rampant, explosive and over-the-top violence, gra...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Narcissa - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009-05-23 - Updated: 2009-06-10 - 8097 words
- by TheChimera 6 reviews
Azkaban is the worst prison in the whole of the wizarding world. Most who have the unpleasant misfortune to go there usually don't leave... at least not in one piece. Fortunately, for Harry, Azkaba...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Horror - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2010-09-06 - Updated: 2010-10-24 - 4641 words
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- by xelan 8 reviews
It is absolutely astonishing the number of coincidences, lucky breaks and odd occurrences that occurred around Harry Potter. But what if it wasn't for Harry's benefit that all these incredible even...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2011-07-23 - Updated: 2011-11-26 - 9463 words
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Harry's Magical Penis
by gbgentlemanHarry and Hermione meet Luna on the train prior to the fifth year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2013-09-26 - Updated: 2013-10-07 - 14566 words
To Rebel Against Fate
by veraklonBetrayed in every way immaginable in his own time, Harry decides to eliminate the possibility of the Prophecy to ever occur, with no consideration for the ramifications of what he must do to create...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama, Erotica - Characters: Bellatrix, Dumbledore, Harry, Lily, Lucius, Narcissa, Peter, Sirius, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [?] [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006-10-06 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 8585 words
- by SilverWolf7007 2 reviews
'"I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous." - Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed....
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Dean Thomas, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Lupin, Neville, Oliver Wood, Pansy, Parvati, Percy, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Theodore Nott, Voldemort, Other - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006-11-02 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 7886 words
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Stolen Magic
by whatareyouevensayingPost-GoF. Voldemort surprises Harry at Privet Drive, but gets more than he bargained for. Harry winds up with Fleur's veela abilities and a bit more power. Harry/Harem
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Ron,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006-06-05 - Updated: 2007-08-16 - 23723 words
- by IP82 0 reviews
Post-HBP; Following a trail of mysterious messages with a Yin & Yang symbol on them, Harry comes to certain devastating revelations, pushing him down the path to darkness. Dark!Harry, no romance.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006-08-05 - Updated: 2008-05-21 - 50393 words
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Harry Potter And The Secrets Of Magic
by ShadowPikachuHarry Potter learns about the “Power He Knows Not” from two unexpected sources, and comes into his own in his Sixth Year. Harry/Hermione/Gabrielle, M/F, F/F, M/F/F, PostOOTP, Manipulative”Gr...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2011-03-28 - Updated: 2011-04-17 - 23413 words
Meet the Blacks- Again
by BrianJA traveller from far away leads Harry to buried treasure.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Bellatrix,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Narcissa - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2008-09-15 - Updated: 2011-08-24 - 11911 words
Harry Potter's Golden Rule
by red_jacobsonPost War: Harry is finally free of Dumbledore's manipulations, and reaches for the happiness he was always denied! Starts with Canon Pairings but that changes very quickly.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Cho,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2014-07-31 - Updated: 2017-04-06 - 25326 words
- by LabRat 4 reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Narcissa,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2013-03-05 - Updated: 2022-02-19 - 57707 words - Complete
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Bluer Than Indigo
by vash_the_unholyWhen pressure mounts, something is sure to give. It has. [AU Sixth Year, Dark, Heavy Sexual References, not a Children Story! Beta now present]
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Horror - Characters: Harry, Marietta Edgecombe - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2006-05-11 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 26117 words
- by DrT 9 reviews
There was much more to 'The Epilogue' than was shown in Book 7.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Percy,Ron - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2007-08-19 - Updated: 2007-08-30 - 15293 words - Complete
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- by HallowsNotHorcruxes 1 review
200 years have passed since the Second Wizarding War, and Harry's life is nothing more than a chapter in a textbook. After being assigned a paper on the War, Lena Davies decides to interview a ghos...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2010-05-16 - Updated: 2010-10-10 - 4481 words
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Harry Potter and the News
by bigdonadietGood, old fashioned Harry and multiple love slave story. With plot, for you weridos who like that kind of thing. M/F
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2005-12-28 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 28567 words
- by malko050987 0 reviews
One has decided not to be used anymore. The other has no more use. Now, both sides want to catch them. But really, how do you catch two of the best duelists alive?
Harry/Bellatrix, Post-seventh...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Andromeda Tonks, Arthur Weasley, Bellatrix, Bill Weasley, Dumbledore, Fleur, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Kingsley, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Ron, Snape, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [?] [V] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-08-14 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 15583 words
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Fury of the Hellspawn: The tale of an Incubus
by apocalypsoThings have changed. Harry Potter is no longer the docile boy that we know. Constraints are freed as a young demon indulges his bloodlust. This is extremely graphic and violent, so take caution! NO...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Horror - Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, Rodolphus Lestrange, Voldemort - Warnings: [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-03-07 - Updated: 2007-10-01 - 55662 words
- by whatareyouevensaying 5 reviews
AU: Harry is taken and raised by Bellatrix Lestrange, who no longer worships the ground Voldemort walks on. Most of the story takes place in Harry's fifth year. Harry/Lavender
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Bellatrix,Harry,Hermione,Neville - Warnings: [!!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2007-05-26 - Updated: 2008-05-22 - 25624 words
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- by Fission25 8 reviews
While enjoying a more realistic use of the Room of Requirement, Harry walks his own path toward maturity in a world filled with pureblood bigotry, corruption and evil. Harry/Harem. Fifth year AU.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Cho,Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2007-12-26 - Updated: 2008-07-07 - 28603 words
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Emerald Blaze
by kingblackThe night before Bill and Fleur's wedding, the twins decide to throw Bill a bachelor party...with great consequences. Harry/Many
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Bill Weasley,Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008-03-29 - Updated: 2008-08-16 - 6824 words - Complete
A Newfound Determination
by IronGolemHarry reaches a conclusion: He needs to control his fate, to seize the power to stop Voldemort and to prevent what happened to Sirius to happen to anyone else. No matter what the price. Antihero/Da...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2013-09-23 - Updated: 2013-10-23 - 12058 words
The List
by RihaanIt started off as something simple - a snippy response to a sexist list he found. He thought anger would be the biggest reaction. Oh, was he wrong.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2013-10-06 - Updated: 2015-11-10 - 35780 words
- by Clell65619 1 review
Harry is sent to an alternate reality by a petulant Voldemort, and the Hufflepuff Collective doesn't like it at all.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2007-11-24 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 15613 words
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Demon's Dirty Dreams
by SleepyMattIt had always been present beneath his skin, the dark smoke that caused sleep. After the revelations of the Kyuubi, Naruto puts it to a more sinister use than pranks and thieving.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Hinata,Naruto - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2014-05-13 - Updated: 2015-05-05 - 48881 words
Darkness Reigns Supreme
by DarkSyaoranAfter the torture and deaths of his only remaining family, Harry snaps. PreHBP. Warning: This story is not recommended for people with weak stomachs. It contains sexual material and extreme violence.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Horror - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [R] [V] [X] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2006-05-17 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 34917 words
- by Rihaan 1 review
A bunch of Harry Potter One-shots I type for whenever I feel a bit barmy.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2008-09-16 - Updated: 2014-06-22 - 22737 words
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The Chimera: More Snake than Lion
by apocalypsoAU: It does not pay to underestimate Harry Potter. Illusions are shattered as a young Lord rises to power and casts off those that deter him. Independant!Political!Powerful!Dark!Harry, HarryChoTonk...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Cho, Harry, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2006-02-26 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 90110 words
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of the Phoenix
by red_jacobsonAfter an incident of accidental magic goes tragically wrong, a five year old Harry is taken to live with the Weasleys. However, the Weasleys have a dark secret.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama, Erotica - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Dumbledore, Harry, Molly Weasley - Warnings: [?] [V] [X] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2006-04-03 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 68378 words
- by bigdonadiet 8 reviews
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2007-05-27 - Updated: 2010-01-21 - 42875 words
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- by DrT 4 reviews
Daria and Jane have moved on, fifteen years after graduation. A look at their life, 15 years on.
Category: Daria - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Daria,Jane - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2015-08-20 - Updated: 2017-08-31 - 38389 words - Complete
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- by Shadow_Rebirth 6 reviews
Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. AU, no pa...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2008-07-12 - Updated: 2008-11-01 - 38470 words
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- by Random_Shinobi 3 reviews
An accident sends Harry Potter into another world and soon his talents are needed more than ever before. The question is not whether he can win, but can he survive? [HP/Dresden Files crossover]
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2007-11-18 - Updated: 2010-08-30 - 56386 words
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Harry Potter: Amoral and Amorous
by SleepyMattThe soul in Harry's head ends out giving him ideas of a decidedly perverse nature after the events in the Chamber of Secrets
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2014-12-07 - Updated: 2015-02-25 - 60754 words
- by SilverWolf7007 8 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." ...Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer wi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Kingsley, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Moody, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Tonks, Other - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006-12-05 - Updated: 2009-07-31 - 9203 words
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- by SilverWolf7007 0 reviews
Hermione and the others aren't sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Colin Creevey, Dean Thomas, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Lupin, Neville, Parvati, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Theodore Nott - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2006-12-18 - Updated: 2009-07-31 - 15016 words - Complete
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- by Cypher3au 23 reviews
Alternate Order of the Phoenix. Harry is, quite naturally, a little ticked off at his friends and the Headmaster. Muggle science has developed a way to splice animal DNA into humans. Fawkes has ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Sci-fi - Characters: Fleur, Harry, Tonks - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2006-05-26 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 34817 words
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- by Meteoricshipyards 12 reviews
After the death of Sirius, and learning the contents of the prophecy, Harry gets the opportunity to get away for a while. Independent Harry. H/LL, H/SB, but more friendship than romance.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [!!!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008-01-21 - Updated: 2008-04-28 - 73416 words - Complete
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- by kcourtkat 15 reviews
After finding his magic earlier, a decidedly non- Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2008-04-29 - Updated: 2008-08-22 - 44144 words
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- by Clell65619 505 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2008-02-17 - Updated: 2008-10-25 - 72180 words - Complete
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- by maidros 2 reviews
After the Death of Sirius Black, Harry has problems with trusting people in general, and Dumbledore in particular. He also realises that he cannot go it alone against Voldemort. However, allies a...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure - Characters: Andromeda Tonks, Arthur Weasley, Bellatrix, Cho, Draco, Dumbledore, Ernie, Fleur, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Morag McDougal, Narcissa, Neville, Padma, Pansy, Parvati, Professor McGonagall, Rodolphus Lestrange, Ron, Snape, Theodore Nott, Tonks - Chapters: 15 - Published: 2007-01-24 - Updated: 2007-09-09 - 37348 words
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- by Brian64 2 reviews
*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. H/L/Hr.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 15 - Published: 2012-02-11 - Updated: 2012-03-13 - 55067 words
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- by Clell65619 8 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione G...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2007-10-17 - Updated: 2007-10-21 - 16985 words - Complete
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- by Alorkin 7 reviews
After a thousand years of a nearly meaningless existence, Harry is killed in an antimatter explosion and sent to his judgment.
There, he is given the chance to go back in time and set things r...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Sci-fi - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2013-05-07 - Updated: 2013-09-20 - 113574 words - Complete
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- by DrT 9 reviews
The Heir of the Founders, the Heir of Merlin, needs to set the
future straight -- by going back to 1971.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Bellatrix, Dobby, Dumbledore, Godric Gryffindor, Hagrid, Harry, Helga Hufflepuff, Hermione, James, Lily, Luna, Lupin, Mrs. Black, Petunia Dursley, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin, Sirius, Snape, Tonks, Vernon Dursley, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2006-11-16 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 60895 words - Complete
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Harry and Harley
by RihaanGotham City; a cesspool of insanity. Irredeemable, criminal scum. But with just a little bit o' magic...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 17 - Published: 2014-06-16 - Updated: 2019-07-31 - 184498 words
Holly Polter
by wordhammerPre-5th year, Harry is visited by a woman claiming to be his magical Aunt Holly, except that she can't cast spells... or keep her hands off of him... or stay out of trouble.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Lily - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 18 - Published: 2014-05-10 - Updated: 2019-05-28 - 153924 words
- by JLawrence_Kenny 4 reviews
After Harry blows up part of Little Whinging, he is collected by a band of Minions and taken back to the Netherworld, where he learns that he is to become the next Overlord. And will he Dominate or...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2011-04-09 - Updated: 2013-07-22 - 33016 words
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- by JBern 7 reviews
Go inside the mind of one Harry James Potter. See what he sees, hear his thoughts and try and figure out what the hell is going on.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Bill Weasley, Harry, Luna - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 23 - Published: 2006-04-24 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 184367 words - Complete
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- by DarthBill 6 reviews
This is an AU story that will contain all 7 years. Harry is smarter and has some new abilities. He will probably go through several girl friends. -complete
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 25 - Published: 2006-01-31 - Updated: 2009-09-01 - 46659 words - Complete
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If Wishes Were Hippogriffs
by PerfesserNFormerly titled "Make a Wish." An AU fifth year story wherein Harry's fondest wishes come true. . . Harry/Multi
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: - Characters: Cho,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Padma,Pansy - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 36 - Published: 2008-06-29 - Updated: 2009-02-07 - 127722 words - Complete
- by JBern 4 reviews
Harry/Susan Bones believeable Voldemort gritty and realistic. The story will make you rethink many things you thought you knew about the Potterverse. Post OOTP AU of HBP
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance - Characters: Harry, Voldemort, Other - Warnings: [!!] [?] [R] [V] [X] - Chapters: 41 - Published: 2006-03-08 - Updated: 2009-02-24 - 333043 words - Complete
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