- by loralee1 7 reviews
Party crashers threaten Harry's Happy Valentines. AU Humor Oneshot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Voldemort - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007-02-24 - Updated: 2007-02-25 - 1250 words - Complete
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- by RorschachsBlot 1 review
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III
Category: Neon Genesis Evangelion - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Asuka Langley Soryu,Gendo Ikari,Rei Ayanami,Shinji Ikari - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2007-09-11 - 6013 words - Complete
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Kage Bunshin Lovin'
by Da_FoxCome on, you KNOW he had to try this at one point...
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-10-04 - 267 words - Complete
- by solunvar 21 reviews
An ultimatum is given during the trial following the Dementor attack on Harry James Potter, surprising many attendants.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Fudge,Harry - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2007-11-09 - 1732 words - Complete
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Harry Potter and the seven
by EewecRated for later chapters.
The Trolley Lady is not what she seems.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-01-07 - 14944 words
The Big Payback
by LabRatPayback is a b!tch
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Parody,Romance - Characters: Harry,Bellatrix,Pansy,Narcissa - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2008-01-10 - 13288 words - Complete
Live! For God's Sake, Live!
by HarryGinnyTonksThe Weasleys drag Harry to a club after the war. But mocking Harry causes everything to unravel
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [?] - Published: 2008-05-04 - Updated: 2008-05-05 - 9035 words - Complete
- by Gunblade 14 reviews
14 YO, Naruto's falling to his doom, pushed off a cliff to summon a giant frog *toad.* He meets his prisoner, and Kyuubi teaches him some cool jutsu to kick Neji-Bakas butt, in the chuunin exam. Wh...
Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy,Humor - Characters: Hinata,Naruto - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-09-12 - 3453 words
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A Perfect Day for Flying
by pettybureaucratA perfect day on the pitch becomes an erotic dream for Harry.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2009-01-25 - 8719 words - Complete
Frequent Flyer
by pettybureaucratHarry's sexual awakening continues, but that may not be a truly good thing.
Follow on to 'A Perfect Day for Flying'
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2009-02-02 - 7829 words - Complete
Harry Potter and the Curse of a Soul
by haseeb929What if the Horcrux Harry had in his head had a bigger affect on him than we realized? Harry dies but is given a second chance to set things right and to maybe live life a little bit better than th...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall,Snape,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2009-04-04 - Updated: 2009-04-05 - 4382 words
- by Trini_Randy 12 reviews
This is a Lost fanfiction I found a while back, I thought it was one of the most original and best stories I read back then....It features Deuling, different Magics, Different Phoenix and Dumblore x2
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry - Published: 2009-04-15 - 28203 words
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THE TRIAL OF VERNON DURSLEY
by NightrunnerHarry is recovering nicely after awakening in St. Mungo's. He finds that he has an Angel of Mercy caring for him. Plans are made for Harry to leave the hospital, but where can he go? Back to the Du...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Dudley,Harry,Hermione,Petunia Dursley,Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009-05-07 - Updated: 2009-05-08 - 14733 words
- by kirb099 9 reviews
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [?] - Published: 2009-05-15 - Updated: 2009-05-16 - 1240 words
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- by CloudPhoenix 3 reviews
AU: Harry gets to travel to parallel worlds, where he meets strange new people, with new types of magic. He's also told two prophesies, and meets Fate & Time. Smarter, sensible, crafty, fighter Har...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy,Sci-fi - Characters: Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Published: 2009-06-05 - 4259 words
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And to the Victor the Spoils?
by alle2013How will the victors deal with the defeated after the final battle?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Lucius - Warnings: [R] [?] - Published: 2009-06-05 - Updated: 2009-06-07 - 3585 words - Complete
Don't Get Well Soon
by BrianJIt's no fun to get wounded in battle, but recovery is a different story.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Narcissa - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009-06-21 - 4028 words - Complete
A Walk on the Beach
by pettybureaucratA little piece of fluff about Teddy Lupin and a hopelessly promiscuous Victoire Weasley. Underage, but no intercourse.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Warnings: [Y] - Published: 2009-06-26 - 5158 words - Complete
Ron's Howler
by stick97Ron gets caught with a certain book. He gets a different sort of howler as payback.
AU MAJOR General Ron Bashing!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron - Warnings: [!] [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2009-08-04 - 2809 words - Complete
- by Alorkin 23 reviews
Tragedy Mildly AU Harry's is sentenced to Azkaban. Here is a look at his last day on Earth...rated for language and violence. Will not include the horrid plot device called 'Horcruxes'. O...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Harry,Voldemort - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2009-08-13 - Updated: 2009-08-14 - 13684 words - Complete
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A Boy and His Cloak
by HoosYourDaddyLate one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-11-02 - Updated: 2009-11-03 - 10468 words - Complete
- by LuanMao 18 reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Published: 2011-04-14 - 3357 words - Complete
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- by LuanMao 13 reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2011-06-10 - Updated: 2011-06-11 - 6116 words - Complete
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- by DrT 32 reviews
What if the Purebloods had lost the war but ‘won’ the peace? A cranky one-shot plot bunny which wouldn’t go away.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Draco,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Umbridge - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Published: 2011-09-13 - 4981 words - Complete
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Avenging a Wand's loss.
by Ulforce_DiizoidHarry makes sure Hermione pays for what she did to his wand in Deathly Hallows.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [R] - Published: 2012-05-14 - 1830 words - Complete
The new teacher of Hogwarts is Negi Springfield
by fg7dragonAfter returning from Mundus Magicus, Negi and his friends are sent to England at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in order order to protect the school from the dark lord Voldemort, whos...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy,Humor - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Neville - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Published: 2012-06-04 - Updated: 2012-06-05 - 2675 words
Harry Potter and the Wondrous Wood Chipper
by twistyguruHarry has a Wood Chipper! Multiple bashings, a touch of gore, and the destruction of the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters (and gits!). H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. No spoilers, non-Epi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012-06-09 - Updated: 2012-06-10 - 4924 words - Complete
Harry's Felix Felicis Holiday
by red_jacobsonHarry takes some Felix Felicis before Slughorn's Christmas Party, and finds his luck changing for the Better!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2012-08-04 - 15218 words - Complete
- by 8th_House 4 reviews
A year or so after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry realizes his life isn’t exactly making him happy.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama - Characters: Andromeda Tonks,Harry - Published: 2012-09-09 - 1415 words - Complete
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Tougyogan
by deaddragon95Naruto is a jounin with a doujutsu that allows him to control others. he's also a half-demon who just hit puberty, what happens when his hormones go out of control?
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] - Published: 2013-02-02 - 1060 words
- by BrianJ 31 reviews
A kiss on the cheek? Fleur knows better than to think that's enough, and she's not the only one.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2013-05-24 - 1615 words
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Harry Potter and the Stress Relieving Breakfast
by twicecriticalHarry was feeling rather down. However, his encounter with Cho and her sexy feet under the house table at breakfast soon changes all of that... !Oneshot !Smut
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Cho,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2013-06-11 - 1199 words - Complete
- by daled73 13 reviews
Albus Dumbledore pretty much had everyone dancing to his tune, Fudge notwithstanding. Then came "The Day the Music Died."
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Lucius,Tom Riddle,Umbridge,Voldemort - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2013-06-24 - 4357 words - Complete
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Journey's End
by darkinfernoHermione vanished after the war ended. Five years on and Harry, alone and haunted by the memory of the night they spent together, is coming to visit after learning she is alive and living in Sydney...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2013-09-23 - 14925 words - Complete
- by One-Of-The-Sin 34 reviews
Hanabi tries to defend Hinata after her loss at the hand of Neji. IN rage Hiashi beats and disavow her. Naruto finds her in an alleyway and takes her in his care. Lemon, lolicon.
Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Characters: Naruto,Hanabi - Warnings: [Y] - Published: 2013-09-26 - 2185 words
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Enjoy the Fireworks
by ChampionOfKratosAt the apparent 'wedding' of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour secrets are revealed, relationships exposed, and wars ended. What's left to do but sit back and watch the fireworks.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2014-02-10 - 4950 words - Complete
Poker Night
by ChampionOfKratosIt's the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff sixth year poker night and Harry decides do spice things up with a little bet when things begin to look good.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2014-02-10 - 1431 words - Complete
Punishment
by ChampionOfKratosAppoline Delacour and her husband betrayed Harry Potter, this is her punishment.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] - Published: 2014-02-11 - 1084 words - Complete
Loker Room
by ChampionOfKratosDuring his fifth year Harry is tired of the chasers berating him. When one of them hears his rant they feel bad and decide to make it up to him.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Angelina Johnson,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2014-02-11 - 1987 words - Complete
- by daled73 20 reviews
Some people who have reached the breaking or tipping point in their lives “Go Postal” as the phrase has come to mean, and start killing everyone in sight.
But there is a much colder, and cru...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst,Crossover - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2014-03-23 - 2031 words - Complete
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- by EJDaniels 8 reviews
Having had more than enough of his life, Harry Potter decided to broker the deal of the ages! What's Britain when compared to his life after all? – This is a piece of crackfic which is only meant...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Published: 2014-09-17 - 9182 words - Complete
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Veela Nature
by MayorHaggarFleur will deny her Veela nature no longer. (Fleur/Harry; infidelity and noncon)
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] - Published: 2014-10-06 - 2899 words - Complete
- by daled73 5 reviews
After he had dealt with Fudge, Dumbasadoor, and Riddle, a Junior Partner of Wolfram & Hart has one more very pleasant duty to perform.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover - Characters: Vernon Dursley - Published: 2014-10-19 - 1145 words
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Sharing is Caring
by MayorHaggarWhen Astoria Greengrass bemoans her nonexistent sex life, big sister Daphne decides to help out. (Astoria/Daphne/Harry)
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2015-01-08 - 9298 words - Complete
His New Slave
by tengaDuring the Tri-wizard tournament, every boy and some of the girls in Hogwarts want to sleep with Fleur.
Harry just wants it more than most. Enough to turn to dark magic to help him.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2015-04-23 - 3090 words - Complete
You came into my life
by naruhina123Naruto life is worst after betraying by Hinata and Sakura . Tsuande heard Naruto Story and he sent him to city Tokyo. After Naruto meet Tsukuimi what happened with him? Did he love her ?
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Crossover,Romance - Characters: Hinata,Naruto - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2015-09-12 - 7642 words
A Proper Pureblood Marriage
by MayorHaggarIf Harry is to prevent the orphanage at Grimmauld from falling into the hands of Draco Malfoy, he must marry the unlikeliest of witches.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Pansy - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2015-12-11 - 7016 words
- by solunvar 0 reviews
ABANDONED - After hearing the prophecy, Harry realizes he has three options: join Voldemort, be Dumbledore's pet or be himself, an individual. It all begins with a package of letters, an invitation...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Salazar Slytherin,Tom Riddle - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2007-02-04 - Updated: 2008-01-20 - 12513 words
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The Real Harry Potter
by The_Blood_RiderAfter fifth year, Harry decides that its time to stop hiding and show the world who Harry Potter really is. Harry/Many
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-04-11 - Updated: 2008-05-06 - 26207 words
- by Concealed-Convict 2 reviews
The majority of the Chamber of Secrets has lay undisturbed for nearly one thousand years, but what will Harry find in the catacombs beneath the school. Post GoF. Nearly exams in OotP. No DOM. HP/DG
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009-03-10 - Updated: 2009-03-22 - 9765 words
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- by CloudPhoenix 8 reviews
Harry, thrown out like trash, badly damaged. He is rescued. The magical world awaits. Corrupt, incompetent adults. Youth is the future. We'll take it before its too late. We are Submagiks. We shall...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance,Sci-fi - Characters: Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2009-06-02 - Updated: 2009-06-05 - 8853 words
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Naruto Chaos Mage
by fg7dragonWhat if the Kyubi wasn't the only thing sealed inside Naruto? What if he finds out in his early childhood? Watch Naruto as he reveals his true self when he graduates from the Academy. NarutoxHarem....
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy,Humor - Characters: Anko,Hinata,Ino,Naruto,Temari,Tsunade - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2012-06-04 - Updated: 2012-06-07 - 10768 words
Naruto's Lemonade Stand
by TamultA lemon fic whose purpose is to make a loose plot for the addition of Lemons. Naruto is found wanting for a medical review as his Uzumaki heritage and his unknowns are seemingly impossible to comp...
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Anko,Naruto,Tsunade - Warnings: [!!] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2012-06-19 - Updated: 2012-06-22 - 6362 words
- by VRmaster300 3 reviews
Reboot of my origianl Naruto in the world of Kunochi fic
Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2013-01-28 - Updated: 2013-01-29 - 5998 words - Complete
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Naruto: The Mercenary
by HunterBerserkerWolfKonoha goes to a mercenary for help with the Akatsuki. Is his price too steep? Why does he feel familiar?
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2013-10-05 - Updated: 2013-10-06 - 8307 words
Harry's Magical Penis
by gbgentlemanHarry and Hermione meet Luna on the train prior to the fifth year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2013-09-26 - Updated: 2013-10-07 - 14566 words
- by TheSilverboar 0 reviews
One-shot. Okay this is a major CRACK fic. where the power the Dark Lord knows not is Axe deodorant. Just read it and it will all make sense.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror - Characters: Harry - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2014-02-28 - 2607 words - Complete
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- by c0dy88 4 reviews
Harry Potter, as a result of trying to escape the Toad, is transported to a strange new world where powerful warships take the form of cutie girls, strange monsters roam the seas attacking anyone a...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [Y] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2015-08-05 - Updated: 2016-04-09 - 4099 words
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Women
by AdoreThe relationships between Harry and Multiple witches. All one shots. Based off "The Breeding Ground" by megamatt09
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Fleur,Harry - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2016-04-28 - Updated: 2016-07-24 - 1587 words
- by Gunblade 1 review
Harry nearing his 16th birthday is in an accident, and gains ghost powers. He uses his powers in the fight against Voldemort and Dumbledore. Some sleeping around, beating up Slytherins, and teachin...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Fantasy,Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2008-09-12 - Updated: 2008-09-13 - 8586 words
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Fire Down Under
by stick97Harry finally gets his Harem! Right!?!
Warning Major General Bashing!
Possible Promotion to Lieutenant General!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Humor,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Marietta Edgecombe,Pansy - Warnings: [!] [!!] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2009-07-20 - Updated: 2009-07-23 - 4089 words
- by scruffy1 8 reviews
My take on the classic what happens if Harry gets fed up.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2011-01-09 - 32578 words - Complete
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Meet the Blacks- Again
by BrianJA traveller from far away leads Harry to buried treasure.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica - Characters: Bellatrix,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Narcissa - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2008-09-15 - Updated: 2011-08-24 - 11911 words
Kitten in the Closet
by TemplarWardenHermione confronts Harry in a broom closet about his treatment of his girlfriend. Revelations follow on both sides, including what Hermione has kept hidden for years and why she is so tightly wound...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2014-05-24 - Updated: 2016-02-08 - 13544 words
Harry Potter's Golden Rule
by red_jacobsonPost War: Harry is finally free of Dumbledore's manipulations, and reaches for the happiness he was always denied! Starts with Canon Pairings but that changes very quickly.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Cho,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2014-07-31 - Updated: 2017-04-06 - 25326 words
- by LabRat 4 reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Narcissa,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!!] [X] - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2013-03-05 - Updated: 2022-02-19 - 57707 words - Complete
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Servitude Of Potter
by HarryGinnyTonksHarry wins and finds himself in possession in ten women...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Bellatrix,Cho,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Padma - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2007-12-24 - Updated: 2008-01-01 - 20794 words - Complete
- by stealacandy 2 reviews
(mostly) funny stand-alone outtakes for my old fic "Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice".
In three words, sex, potions and Luna Lovegood!
And Claudia Schiffer, Kate Moss, Pamela Anderson....
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-02-20 - Updated: 2008-06-14 - 6784 words
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- by Phoenix_God 2 reviews
What if at the DoM, Harry showed a different side, a side that hid his real strength. In a act of desperation, he unlock something that was rare to wizards and witches. See inside for more. H/Hr, N...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Angst - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Neville - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-07-01 - Updated: 2008-07-26 - 9651 words
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- by LadyEternalNight 11 reviews
Something in Harry changes that summer between fourth and fifth year. At his trial he discovers what someone has been hiding from him since he was born.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Luna,Neville - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2008-11-08 - Updated: 2011-01-25 - 32253 words
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The Very Silly School Crossover Fic
by DrTThe set-up: What if both Hermione and Lily came from maternal lines of squibs who had not forgotten their links to the Magical world? And what if not all Squibs were like Mr. Filch and Mrs. Figg?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Drama - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2014-03-21 - Updated: 2014-04-07 - 23242 words - Complete
Nephilim's Power
by DivinitiHarry realizes that he is a Nephilim, a type of dark angel that gets its power from sex. His Nephilim powers have not matured and grown over the years because he has not had sex, so what does sixte...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2008-01-03 - Updated: 2008-01-13 - 16407 words
- by waterfox 3 reviews
when Dumbledore left harry on the doorstep, harry's coin of fate was tossed, landing on one side he would defeat voldemort and be the pillar of goodness, on the other he would destroy voldemort and...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2009-04-21 - Updated: 2010-06-28 - 7976 words
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- by magicmuffinseeds 6 reviews
Formerly Harry Potter and the wolf boy: Book 1 of the Phoenix series.
Harry Potter is a special boy, the wizarding world is about to find out just how special he is
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2009-06-24 - Updated: 2011-03-10 - 19523 words
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Dark Desires
by red_jacobsonWhat if There was more to the Horcrux than anyone suspected, and Harry were influenced by it?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Cho,Dudley,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2014-01-25 - Updated: 2017-02-14 - 73319 words
- by scruffy1 18 reviews
What Happens when Harry Gets Sirius' motorcycle? Let me know if I should continue or why not.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2008-04-06 - Updated: 2008-10-10 - 34125 words
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Team of Rivals
by BrianJThe long-awaited sequel to my "The Voters Are Speaking," which it would probably be helpful to read. Now that Harry has his girlfriends, what will they do to deal with the world around them?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Pansy - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2009-02-02 - Updated: 2011-07-26 - 18284 words
- by jkage10 2 reviews
Naruto was fostered by Orochimaru on the fifth day of his birth. Orochimaru started to experiment on him at a young age. What happens when Naruto gets older and bloodlines start to appear. Naru/harem
Category: Naruto - Rating: R - Genres: Angst,Drama,Romance - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2013-09-08 - Updated: 2014-06-21 - 45505 words
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Harry Potter and The Bloodline of Lust
by Darkl_lightlover2990Read to Find Out
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 6 - Published: 2015-02-03 - 34957 words
The Magical Leaps
by sagesolonGinny gives Harry a birthday present that results in several unintended consequences.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Bellatrix,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2008-02-15 - Updated: 2008-06-16 - 69197 words
- by scruffy1 14 reviews
Halfway through his fourth year Harry wakes up to a surprise.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [Y] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2009-04-27 - Updated: 2009-05-17 - 49682 words - Complete
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- by bluminous 9 reviews
AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2009-07-14 - Updated: 2009-07-27 - 29829 words
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What could've happened?
by watmynameWhat could've happened at certain points in the book if the book were M rated...lot of smut. Gonna try and update weekly.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2015-05-20 - Updated: 2015-08-05 - 18492 words
The Twins Potter (Being Rewritten)
by felixharryHarry has a twin. Follow them as they find out about magic early and go through Hogwarts. Dumbledore Bashing. This will be a harem fic. Lemon, Incest. Harry/OC, HHr, HPLL, HPDG, HPSB, HPGD, HPFD.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 7 - Published: 2014-03-12 - Updated: 2020-04-13 - 16288 words - Complete
Sojourn: the First Flight
by bluminousThat was lost in the Dark Lord's attack now Manifests itself in his sixteenth birthday.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy,Humor,Romance - Characters: Fleur,Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2009-03-22 - Updated: 2009-03-23 - 25559 words
It Could Only Happen to Harry
by HoosYourDaddyAfter defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon person...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Parvati,Tonks - Warnings: [X] [?] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2009-07-12 - Updated: 2009-10-13 - 68423 words
The Demon Lord
by DragenHarry had enough of things being hidden from him. First two parts has been rewritten so PLEASE R&R and tell me what you think.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Horror - Characters: Bellatrix,Fleur,Harry,Narcissa,Tonks - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2009-09-14 - Updated: 2010-09-21 - 47581 words
Harry Potter and the Coven Of Hogwarts
by GhostofHPHarry comes back to School after the DH and finds more wild adventures. Starts with Ron/ Hermione pairing but that soon ends, Harry pairs with several characters.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2010-05-19 - Updated: 2011-08-30 - 47620 words
What Could Have Been
by Wookie131st story for any fanfic site. What could have happened if Sirius had not given Harry to Hagrid that night. Will have mature content later.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Sirius - Warnings: [V] [X] [Y] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2013-11-22 - Updated: 2016-03-23 - 12403 words
- by Shadow_Rebirth 6 reviews
Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. AU, no pa...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2008-07-12 - Updated: 2008-11-01 - 38470 words
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- by BrianJ 4 reviews
Hermione has a bright idea to cheer Harry up. Batten down the hatches!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2008-12-25 - Updated: 2008-12-28 - 21204 words - Complete
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Unleash the Beast
by MikeJV37Konoha's females are turning into furries, with an attraction to Naruto. Not for kids. More within.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy - Characters: Hinata,Naruto - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2015-02-15 - Updated: 2018-10-09 - 26830 words
- by Clell65619 27 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn’t found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of No...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Crossover,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 10 - Published: 2008-09-11 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 100851 words
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- by Cypher3au 23 reviews
Alternate Order of the Phoenix. Harry is, quite naturally, a little ticked off at his friends and the Headmaster. Muggle science has developed a way to splice animal DNA into humans. Fawkes has ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Sci-fi - Characters: Fleur, Harry, Tonks - Warnings: [!] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2006-05-26 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 34817 words
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Achieving Clarity
by PerfesserNPlease note the rating change. Luna discovers a way to help Harry Potter defeat Voldemort and takes the initiative
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2009-03-31 - Updated: 2009-06-17 - 56307 words
The Unexpected Result Of. . .
by NoOneInterestingAfter the second task, Harry wakes up to find a surprise
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2009-05-16 - Updated: 2009-08-12 - 126051 words
Harry Potter and the Four Founders
by DarthMarrsIn which Harry discovers there is more to being the heir of the four founders than just really cool tattos.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2010-04-15 - Updated: 2010-04-23 - 56946 words
The Dominator
by 221bharryinthetardisHarry decides to embrace his dominating side and give Ginny a Christmas Present
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Warnings: [!] [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2014-12-22 - Updated: 2016-07-24 - 17204 words
Naruto: Kitsune Juggernaut
by MikeJV37In the Forest of Death, Naruto finds a gem that makes him a juggernaut.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Erotica - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 14 - Published: 2013-06-18 - Updated: 2018-10-09 - 47250 words
- by USA_Tiger 1 review
Harry finally becomes a Animagus, but his new form has powers he never knew of! Now he's in Nerima Japan, finding a dear friend he hasn't seen for years. Now being trained by a Amazon, having frien...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 19 - Published: 2007-11-18 - Updated: 2016-04-12 - 125605 words
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- by KUCrow97 9 reviews
Harry is entered into the Triwizard Tournament against his will. He is somewhat upset by this. OOC Harry, HHr, Violence, Naughty Language, and Mayhem
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!] [V] [?] - Chapters: 20 - Published: 2011-08-22 - Updated: 2012-04-02 - 55638 words
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- by wartyizer 1 review
Falsely sent to Azkaban for the murder of Cedric Diggory after the 4th task, what will happen when Harry's parents are brought back to life whilst he lies on his death bed?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,James,Lily - Chapters: 22 - Published: 2009-06-13 - Updated: 2010-10-29 - 23255 words - Complete
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A Different Way of Looking At Things
by radiofishlipa surprising conversation in the summer between 6th and 7th year makes Harry think about Hermione in a whole new way
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna,Pansy - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 23 - Published: 2008-08-15 - Updated: 2014-06-25 - 54086 words - Complete
- by madnesspersonified 11 reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 25 - Published: 2007-07-04 - Updated: 2008-05-11 - 172701 words - Complete
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- by BrianJ 11 reviews
Take one Harry Potter. Add eleven half-blood and Muggleborn girls. Mix well in one new Hogwarts house. Stir with lots of friends and enemies. Half bake. Serves seven billion.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Mandy Brocklehurst,Sibyll Trelawney - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 26 - Published: 2008-04-14 - Updated: 2008-07-11 - 59199 words
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Harry Potter and the power of Oa
by bluminousAU Justice League/ Harry Potter crossover Harry gains the power of Oa
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Crossover,Humor,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 28 - Published: 2009-03-23 - Updated: 2009-07-10 - 224372 words
The Lemon Games
by HunterBerserkerWolfTrapped in a Video Game, Naruto must get it on to level up.
I do not own Naruto or any other things mixed in this story and I do not make any profit from writing this story.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [R] [Y] - Chapters: 28 - Published: 2012-12-23 - Updated: 2016-08-28 - 245015 words
Pile Of Lemons
by NaruHinaSakuFan1Naru/harem the girls wanna show their "Appreciation" for saving the village
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Hinata,Naruto,Sakura - Warnings: [X] - Chapters: 29 - Published: 2012-06-09 - Updated: 2013-04-21 - 267768 words
Harry Potter and the Midnight Sun.
by VanirHarry escapes Britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There is much to experience in the land of the Midnight Sun.
(There will be ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 34 - Published: 2007-09-10 - Updated: 2019-11-26 - 255250 words
Harry and KiKi: Tales of the Boy Necromancer
by SamStoneThe paranoia of a group of magic users led them to create a living book containing all their knowledge which grows with time. A neglected Harry Potter stumbles across it and his life changes
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Horror - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 68 - Published: 2008-04-13 - Updated: 2012-03-04 - 1606596 words
Searching for the Power
by GinnyMyLoveComplete...
PLOT plus SMUT.....HP/Many
Hermione finds out that Love may be the Power He Knows Not and vows to help Harry find it at any cost.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron,Tonks - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 80 - Published: 2009-01-28 - Updated: 2010-10-28 - 574943 words - Complete