Prof. Snape has a problem student with a problem question. Inspired by "Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts" by Atalanta Pendragonne
One-shot! After being framed for murder, proven innocent and killing Voldemort, Harry's life seems to have fallen apart. But can a faithful Dumbledore help put some of it back together?
A "sequel" of sorts to "Mentor and Protégé," in which Dumbledore confronts Harry's betrayers...
..or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to look inside. Please R&R
Harry's been moping around Number 12. Ron and Ginny have had enough but get more then they bargained for.
One-shot. Minerva's gotten into the catnip after reflecting on Harry's ability to get into trouble. Slight innuendo.
Not really all that doomy I suppose, but it certainly got your attention. In this story, Harry deals with Fudge, once and for all.
Harry's relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
There's a dead man in the Dursley's attic. How did he get there? How did he die? And how much is the exterminator going to charge? Warning: No socially redeeming value here. Just fluff. Note:...
The Durleys hire a pest control company to control their rat problem. The poor technician has to deal with not only them, but an unexpected surprise. (Inspired by a conversation on the way to din...
AU, post OotP, NO HBP, Dumbledore's actions can lead us to believe that Harry's defeat of Voldemort will be insinctual, what if he's right?
Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot. Traces of slash if you squint.
Albus Dumbledore is a genius, the most powerful wizard in the world, the leader of the light, the one who everybody looks up to. He is also just a man, who sometimes needs to forget his mistakes......
Idea was born at The Fanfiction Forum. Sasuke's life takes an abrupt turn walking down an alley after the mission with Tazuna.
I've read several fics where Harry is accidently turned into a girl. What if it wasn't an accident?
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco's wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn't need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Pott...
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
An AU one-shot. Sirius Black chose to become the Potter's Secret Keeper. Enter Bellatrix, friends, ex-best friends and formerly-tolerated-but-now-despised relatives, all of them wanting just a litt...
"Oh no! He's using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?" "You prat, Finnigan," he said fondly. "Promise, you haven't got nothing to worry about." Oneshot. What is Harry planning?
A few weeks after the final battle, Hermione is offered comfort, and then more, by Luna.
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So that's exactly what Harry Potter did. -- Lots of betting and a little slash.
Oneshot. While searching for Voldemort's horcruxes together, Harry is almost killed due to a bad decision on Snape's part. Harry decides that a few changes are due... or Snape is not going to enjoy...
A one-shot. The time of the final battle has come, and things are not going well. The Horcruxes have been destroyed, yet Voldemort seems to remain immortal. What stirs in the deep waters of so da...
A silly little one-shot, the first HP story I wrote, written befor HBP
While hunting Snorkacks, Harry is very upset that Hermione is with Ron. Luna has a way to 'console' him.
His eyes look sleepy, she thinks, like a tiger in the heat of summer; he's hungry, and yet the heat makes him slow in going after his prey. NaruIno. Exhibitionism.
During his time away from Hidden Leaf, a horrifying jutsu was created by Uzumaki Naruto. It was an accident that should never have been. Terrified of it, Jiraiya told him to never use it under any ...
Auror Harry Potter and Auror Trainee Ginny Weasley are facing thirty Death Eaters and Voldemort himself without back up or any assistance. Ginny picks this moment to ask Harry a very important que...
Hermione Granger survived the Voldemort War. Now, a more personal war has come to her. Denied legal justice, Hermione is going to extract true justice.
Hermione rewards Harry for being such a good guy. ONE-SHOT!
Diaries hold blackmail material. Usually. It's just Blaise's luck he finds the one that doesn't. Done on a challenge. Canon!Blaise.
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present.
I was reading a discussion forum one day, and someone asked "Who will get Bellatrix?" They meant, who'll kill her? But I had a different idea...
An odd Oneshot. Every Dark Lord has some quirk or another, here's Voldemorts. Not Slash.
Come on, you KNOW he had to try this at one point...
"Marriage Law" parody. A speech by Minister for Magic "Iron Molly" Weasley and a visit from McGonagall wreck Snape's comfortable life as an outlaw in hiding.
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a good bachelor party without entertainment?
An exiled Harry Potter sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after he is contacted about a new Dark Lord
Past Hogwarts Headmaster Harry Potter's portrait appears. He isn't quite what the current Headmaster was expecting.
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry returns to Hogwarts after getting rid of Voldemort, but can't figure out what to do with his life. He schedules a career counseling session with his new head of house. Note: Refers to sexual ...
After the end Hermione throws a tea party for a the girls. The topic? That would be telling.
Luna grew up reading her father's 'other' magazine. When she tries to pass that knowledge over to Harry, things start to go strangely.
Post DH, All Hogwarts students must attend career counseling
Harry attends the reading of his father's will and learns more about himself and his father than he ever could have imagined.
In the spring of her sixth year, Hermione realizes she has something in common with the youngest Weasley - a plan that requires the perfect execution.
Ron leaves Harry and Hermione alone in a tent, for weeks! Seeesh, what do you think is gonna happen?
The students were desperate for relief. A professor was in need of mercy. One solution provided relief to them all. It came at a price.
How will the victors deal with the defeated after the final battle?
It's no fun to get wounded in battle, but recovery is a different story.
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.
A cutting examination of the character of Dumbledore first posted in a small private forum I frequent by a member. It was so apt I got permission to repost because everybody should have a chance t...
Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Or would he?
AU summer of 5th year, Harry gets to go shoping, Snape gets traumatized.
Harry finds an old parchment that instructs him in how to properly use his...wand.
After fifth year, Harry decides that its time to stop hiding and show the world who Harry Potter really is. Harry/Many
Actually, Harry did make it into the most secure room in the Dept. of Mysteries at the end of his Fifth Year.
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, The Weasley's believe in family first. Arthur must choose; what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore
In 1991, Quirrell is ordered to attack Harry directly. As a result, the Boy-Who-Lived will never be alone in the fight again.
There was much more to 'The Epilogue' than was shown in Book 7.
After an accident in potions, Harry is turned into a girl. But what if his feelings for a certain Griffindor don't change with hm.
AU & sequel to 'Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years'. After growing up in hiding with supposed Death Eater and mass-murderer Sirius Black, Harry is now eleven and ready to start his first year at ...
Harry Potter has been gone from Britain for most of the last six years, learning how to fight the Dark Arts and acting as a free-lancing advisor. A very nasty case rises in Britain, with internati...
The Red Menace is brought to heel by the Spineless Coward. Warning: Unbeta'd.
Continuing 'Holly Evans & ...' Bi!Girl!Harry is Riddle's nemesis; having fought into adulthood, she's building a conspiracy using her own Mark- the Spiral.
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...
Vernon visits his accountant and has an unpleasant surprise. Fred and George find a new buisness opportunity. Dudley owes someone money. General mayhem ensues.
AU. What if Sirius Black had Disapparated right after Pettigrew framed him, and proceeded to kidnap Harry from the Durselys? Harry grows up with Sirius while hiding from former Death Eaters, the Mi...
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." ...Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer wi...
Hermione and the others aren't sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Please note the rating change. Luna discovers a way to help Harry Potter defeat Voldemort and takes the initiative
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated sl...
Girl!Harry walks a bizarre version of Harry's life at Hogwarts, until she makes her own Mark. Darker!Everyone. Rated for unrepentent complexity, violence, sexuality and bio-squickiness.