- by Ariel_Tempest 10 reviews
Prof. Snape has a problem student with a problem question. Inspired by "Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts" by Atalanta Pendragonne
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Other - Published: 2005-05-14 - 1305 words - Complete
5Funny
- by Quillian 9 reviews
One-shot! After being framed for murder, proven innocent and killing Voldemort, Harry's life seems to have fallen apart. But can a faithful Dumbledore help put some of it back together?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry - Published: 2005-05-16 - 4814 words - Complete
5Insightful
- by Quillian 12 reviews
A "sequel" of sorts to "Mentor and Protégé," in which Dumbledore confronts Harry's betrayers...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2005-07-04 - 2447 words - Complete
4Insightful
- by Barkeeper 3 reviews
..or a reason to join the Dark Lord! OneShot! If you're wondering about the chosen Genres, well, i just couldn't decide. To find out why, you have to look inside. Please R&R
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Horror, Humor - Characters: Harry - Published: 2005-07-12 - 1339 words - Complete
5Funny
- by jwt6577 8 reviews
Harry's been moping around Number 12. Ron and Ginny have had enough but get more then they bargained for.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!] [?] [X] - Published: 2005-09-25 - 2774 words - Complete
5Hot
- by ShadeDancer 0 reviews
One-shot. Minerva's gotten into the catnip after reflecting on Harry's ability to get into trouble. Slight innuendo.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall - Published: 2005-10-21 - Updated: 2005-10-22 - 605 words - Complete
5Ambiance
- by wargear 13 reviews
Not really all that doomy I suppose, but it certainly got your attention. In this story, Harry deals with Fudge, once and for all.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Fred, George, Harry - Published: 2005-11-04 - 3396 words - Complete
5Funny
- by SilverWolf7007 18 reviews
Harry's relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Moody, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Tom Riddle, Tonks, Voldemort - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2005-12-21 - 2694 words - Complete
5Funny
- by Ariel_Tempest 9 reviews
There's a dead man in the Dursley's attic. How did he get there? How did he die? And how much is the exterminator going to charge?
Warning: No socially redeeming value here. Just fluff.
Note:...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Peter, Snape, Vernon Dursley, Voldemort - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-03-11 - 1726 words - Complete
5Funny
- by mayura_nacht 6 reviews
The Durleys hire a pest control company to control their rat problem. The poor technician has to deal with not only them, but an unexpected surprise. (Inspired by a conversation on the way to din...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Peter, Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-03-17 - Updated: 2006-03-18 - 1610 words - Complete
5Funny
- by loralee1 3 reviews
AU, post OotP, NO HBP, Dumbledore's actions can lead us to believe that Harry's defeat of Voldemort will be insinctual, what if he's right?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Harry, Poppy Pomfrey, Snape, Other - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-04-05 - 2419 words - Complete
5Original
- by SilverWolf7007 4 reviews
Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot. Traces of slash if you squint.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Other - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-06-26 - Updated: 2006-06-27 - 426 words - Complete
5Funny
- by Ham 4 reviews
Albus Dumbledore is a genius, the most powerful wizard in the world, the leader of the light, the one who everybody looks up to. He is also just a man, who sometimes needs to forget his mistakes......
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-09-28 - 1138 words - Complete
5Insightful
- by ttestagr 2 reviews
Idea was born at The Fanfiction Forum. Sasuke's life takes an abrupt turn walking down an alley after the mission with Tazuna.
Category: Naruto - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Itachi, Naruto, Sasuke - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-10-15 - 946 words - Complete
4Funny
Adventures with Polyjuice
by AlorkinI've read several fics where Harry is accidently turned into a girl. What if it wasn't an accident?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2006-10-25 - Updated: 2006-10-26 - 8363 words - Complete
- by SilverWolf7007 11 reviews
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco's wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn't need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Pott...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco, Harry, Luna, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006-11-02 - 1068 words - Complete
5Funny
- by SilverWolf7007 20 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Crabbe, Dean Thomas, Draco, Goyle, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Pansy, Parvati, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Theodore Nott - Warnings: [!!] [?] - Published: 2006-11-02 - 532 words - Complete
5Funny
- by BeckyO-Calahan 4 reviews
An AU one-shot. Sirius Black chose to become the Potter's Secret Keeper. Enter Bellatrix, friends, ex-best friends and formerly-tolerated-but-now-despised relatives, all of them wanting just a litt...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Bellatrix, James, Lupin, Sirius - Warnings: [!] [V] - Published: 2006-11-03 - 6299 words - Complete
5Moving
- by SilverWolf7007 5 reviews
"Oh no! He's using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?" "You prat, Finnigan," he said fondly. "Promise, you haven't got nothing to worry about." Oneshot. What is Harry planning?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Seamus Finnigan - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-06 - 830 words - Complete
5Funny
After the Battle
by DrTA few weeks after the final battle, Hermione is offered comfort, and then more, by Luna.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron - Warnings: [!!] [X] - Published: 2006-11-18 - 3578 words - Complete
- by SilverWolf7007 9 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So that's exactly what Harry Potter did. -- Lots of betting and a little slash.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Colin Creevey, Dean Thomas, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Luna, Lupin, Neville, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006-11-30 - 2734 words - Complete
5Funny
- by OrionScorpio 3 reviews
Oneshot. While searching for Voldemort's horcruxes together, Harry is almost killed due to a bad decision on Snape's part. Harry decides that a few changes are due... or Snape is not going to enjoy...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Snape - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-12-20 - 4912 words - Complete
4Insightful
- by moshpit 2 reviews
A one-shot. The time of the final battle has come, and things are not going well. The Horcruxes have been destroyed, yet Voldemort seems to remain immortal. What stirs in the deep waters of so da...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Horror, Humor - Characters: Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Lupin, Mandy Brocklehurst, Neville, Ron, Snape, Tom Riddle, Voldemort - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006-12-29 - 3825 words - Complete
5Original
- by tumshie1960 4 reviews
A silly little one-shot, the first HP story I wrote, written befor HBP
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Draco, Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [!] [?] - Published: 2007-01-07 - 663 words - Complete
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Snorkacks and Campfires
by AlorkinWhile hunting Snorkacks, Harry is very upset that Hermione is with Ron. Luna has a way to 'console' him.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst, Erotica - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron, Other - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-02-10 - Updated: 2007-02-11 - 6388 words - Complete
Tiger Eyes
by yira_heeraiHis eyes look sleepy, she thinks, like a tiger in the heat of summer; he's hungry, and yet the heat makes him slow in going after his prey. NaruIno. Exhibitionism.
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Romance - Characters: Ino, Naruto - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-05-14 - Updated: 2007-05-15 - 2182 words - Complete
The Ultimate Jutsu
by ttestagrDuring his time away from Hidden Leaf, a horrifying jutsu was created by Uzumaki Naruto. It was an accident that should never have been. Terrified of it, Jiraiya told him to never use it under any ...
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor, Parody - Characters: Naruto, Orochimaru, Sakura, Sasuke, Other - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2007-05-17 - 2283 words
- by Ravenwood240 12 reviews
Auror Harry Potter and Auror Trainee Ginny Weasley are facing thirty Death Eaters and Voldemort himself without back up or any assistance. Ginny picks this moment to ask Harry a very important que...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry - Published: 2007-07-19 - 657 words - Complete
5Funny
- by Ravenwood240 5 reviews
Hermione Granger survived the Voldemort War. Now, a more personal war has come to her. Denied legal justice, Hermione is going to extract true justice.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Hermione - Warnings: [?] [R] - Published: 2007-07-19 - 3662 words - Complete
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Well! This was unexpected.
by AlorkinHermione rewards Harry for being such a good guy. ONE-SHOT!
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica, Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2007-07-19 - Updated: 2007-07-20 - 1328 words - Complete
- by Ariel_Tempest 1 review
Diaries hold blackmail material. Usually. It's just Blaise's luck he finds the one that doesn't. Done on a challenge. Canon!Blaise.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Tom Riddle - Warnings: [!!!] [Y] - Published: 2005-10-05 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 1004 words - Complete
5Original
- by ShadeDancer 9 reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dobby, Draco, Dumbledore, Flitwick, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Poppy Pomfrey, Professor McGonagall, Sirius, Snape, Sprout, The Giant Squid, Voldemort - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2005-10-10 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 1970 words - Complete
5Funny
- by Emilie_D 10 reviews
I was reading a discussion forum one day, and someone asked "Who will get Bellatrix?" They meant, who'll kill her? But I had a different idea...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Bellatrix - Published: 2006-04-29 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 709 words - Complete
5Funny
- by ShadeDancer 8 reviews
An odd Oneshot. Every Dark Lord has some quirk or another, here's Voldemorts. Not Slash.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Lucius, Peter, Voldemort - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-06-15 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 1087 words
5Funny
Kage Bunshin Lovin'
by Da_FoxCome on, you KNOW he had to try this at one point...
Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Naruto - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2007-10-04 - 267 words - Complete
- by Aelfwine 3 reviews
"Marriage Law" parody. A speech by Minister for Magic "Iron Molly" Weasley and a visit from McGonagall wreck Snape's comfortable life as an outlaw in hiding.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Snape - Published: 2008-03-08 - Updated: 2008-03-10 - 1490 words - Complete
5Funny
- by bigdonadiet 11 reviews
One-Shot. Not related to WWSHD, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a good bachelor party without entertainment?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-03-22 - 4826 words - Complete
5Hot
- by kcourtkat 40 reviews
An exiled Harry Potter sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after he is contacted about a new Dark Lord
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry - Published: 2008-04-09 - 697 words - Complete
5Original
- by loralee1 12 reviews
Past Hogwarts Headmaster Harry Potter's portrait appears. He isn't quite what the current Headmaster was expecting.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Snape - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2008-07-23 - 784 words - Complete
5Funny
- by SilverWolf7007 3 reviews
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Draco,Hermione - Published: 2008-08-17 - 488 words - Complete
5Funny
- by JaCeeisme 18 reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts after getting rid of Voldemort, but can't figure out what to do with his life. He schedules a career counseling session with his new head of house. Note: Refers to sexual ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2008-10-13 - 3575 words - Complete
4Funny
- by scruffy1 12 reviews
After the end Hermione throws a tea party for a the girls. The topic? That would be telling.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-11-25 - 1295 words - Complete
5Funny
Pesticide
by Ina_meishouLuna grew up reading her father's 'other' magazine. When she tries to pass that knowledge over to Harry, things start to go strangely.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Harry,Luna,Snape - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2009-02-08 - 5148 words
- by loralee1 15 reviews
Post DH, All Hogwarts students must attend career counseling
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Published: 2009-02-16 - 905 words - Complete
5Funny
- by SaraWinters 13 reviews
Harry attends the reading of his father's will and learns more about himself and his father than he ever could have imagined.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Fudge,Harry,Lupin,Sirius - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-03-02 - 1329 words - Complete
5Funny
- by SaraWinters 11 reviews
In the spring of her sixth year, Hermione realizes she has something in common with the youngest Weasley - a plan that requires the perfect execution.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Parody - Characters: Ginny,Hermione - Published: 2009-03-07 - 1539 words - Complete
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What Do You Expect?
by PerfesserNRon leaves Harry and Hermione alone in a tent, for weeks! Seeesh, what do you think is gonna happen?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2007-07-23 - Updated: 2009-03-24 - 4351 words - Complete
- by SaraWinters 5 reviews
The students were desperate for relief. A professor was in need of mercy. One solution provided relief to them all. It came at a price.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall,Ron,Snape - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009-05-24 - Updated: 2009-05-25 - 1609 words - Complete
5Funny
And to the Victor the Spoils?
by alle2013How will the victors deal with the defeated after the final battle?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Drama,Humor - Characters: Lucius - Warnings: [R] [?] - Published: 2009-06-05 - Updated: 2009-06-07 - 3585 words - Complete
Don't Get Well Soon
by BrianJIt's no fun to get wounded in battle, but recovery is a different story.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor - Characters: Fleur,Harry,Hermione,Narcissa - Warnings: [!] [X] - Published: 2009-06-21 - 4028 words - Complete
- by SilverWolf7007 5 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: James,Lupin,Peter,Sirius - Published: 2009-07-30 - Updated: 2009-07-31 - 1032 words - Complete
5Funny
A Boy and His Cloak
by HoosYourDaddyLate one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? H/Hr smut.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2009-11-02 - Updated: 2009-11-03 - 10468 words - Complete
- by sharkbait 22 reviews
A cutting examination of the character of Dumbledore first posted in a small private forum I frequent by a member. It was so apt I got permission to repost because everybody should have a chance t...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Parody - Characters: Dumbledore - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2010-02-13 - Updated: 2010-02-17 - 1380 words - Complete
5Insightful
- by Jeram 15 reviews
Harry believes he has finally achieved true independence. But the Headmaster has one last trick to play - and an offer Harry would be a fool to turn down. Or would he?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2011-01-30 - 11016 words - Complete
4Insightful
- by loralee1 0 reviews
AU summer of 5th year, Harry gets to go shoping, Snape gets traumatized.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Fred, George, Harry, Snape - Warnings: [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2006-03-22 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 733 words - Complete
5Funny
- by Random_Shinobi 2 reviews
Harry finds an old parchment that instructs him in how to properly use his...wand.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Luna - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2007-05-24 - Updated: 2007-09-25 - 2965 words
5Funny
The Real Harry Potter
by The_Blood_RiderAfter fifth year, Harry decides that its time to stop hiding and show the world who Harry Potter really is. Harry/Many
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Hermione,Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-04-11 - Updated: 2008-05-06 - 26207 words
- by DrT 5 reviews
Actually, Harry did make it into the most secure room in the Dept. of Mysteries at the end of his Fifth Year.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Ron,Voldemort - Warnings: [!!] [V] - Chapters: 2 - Published: 2008-12-17 - Updated: 2008-12-22 - 6865 words - Complete
5Original
- by loralee1 2 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, The Weasley's believe in family first. Arthur must choose; what is right or what is easy, Harry Potter or Albus Dumbledore
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Drama - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Molly Weasley, Ron, Vernon Dursley, Other - Chapters: 3 - Published: 2006-04-09 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 18265 words - Complete
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- by Lachesis 0 reviews
In 1991, Quirrell is ordered to attack Harry directly. As a result, the Boy-Who-Lived will never be alone in the fight again.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Fantasy - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Quirinus Quirrell, Snape - Warnings: [!!] [?] [V] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2006-08-24 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 5731 words
5Exciting
- by DrT 9 reviews
There was much more to 'The Epilogue' than was shown in Book 7.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Percy,Ron - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2007-08-19 - Updated: 2007-08-30 - 15293 words - Complete
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I'm A What?
by darkinfernoAfter an accident in potions, Harry is turned into a girl. But what if his feelings for a certain Griffindor don't change with hm.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama, Erotica, Romance - Characters: Harry, Hermione - Warnings: [?] [X] - Chapters: 4 - Published: 2006-11-03 - Updated: 2008-07-29 - 11916 words
- by OrionScorpio 1 review
AU & sequel to 'Beyond the Darkness: The Early Years'. After growing up in hiding with supposed Death Eater and mass-murderer Sirius Black, Harry is now eleven and ready to start his first year at ...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor - Characters: Harry, Sirius - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-12-20 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 21997 words
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A Very Nasty Case
by DrTHarry Potter has been gone from Britain for most of the last six years, learning how to fight the Dark Arts and acting as a free-lancing advisor. A very nasty case rises in Britain, with internati...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Pansy, Tonks - Warnings: [!!] [R] [V] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-06-03 - Updated: 2007-08-13 - 16940 words - Complete
The Red Servant
by OldwolfThe Red Menace is brought to heel by the Spineless Coward. Warning: Unbeta'd.
Category: Neon Genesis Evangelion - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica - Characters: Asuka Langley Soryu, Shinji Ikari - Warnings: [X] [Y] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2006-04-24 - Updated: 2007-09-24 - 11317 words
The Spiral Path
by wordhammerContinuing 'Holly Evans & ...' Bi!Girl!Harry is Riddle's nemesis; having fought into adulthood, she's building a conspiracy using her own Mark- the Spiral.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] - Chapters: 5 - Published: 2011-04-05 - Updated: 2013-07-20 - 53666 words
- by bigdonadiet 8 reviews
An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order. (Small but important edit made to Chapter Five on a...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 8 - Published: 2007-05-27 - Updated: 2010-01-21 - 42875 words
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- by paracelsus 1 review
Vernon visits his accountant and has an unpleasant surprise. Fred and George find a new buisness opportunity. Dudley owes someone money. General mayhem ensues.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Dudley, Fred, George, Harry, Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley, Voldemort - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2006-07-26 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 4307 words - Complete
5Funny
- by OrionScorpio 0 reviews
AU. What if Sirius Black had Disapparated right after Pettigrew framed him, and proceeded to kidnap Harry from the Durselys? Harry grows up with Sirius while hiding from former Death Eaters, the Mi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama - Characters: Dumbledore, Harry, Sirius, Snape - Chapters: 9 - Published: 2006-12-20 - Updated: 2007-08-12 - 29337 words - Complete
4Exciting
- by SilverWolf7007 8 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you..." ...Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer wi...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Arthur Weasley, Bill Weasley, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Kingsley, Luna, Lupin, Molly Weasley, Moody, Neville, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Snape, Tonks, Other - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 11 - Published: 2006-12-05 - Updated: 2009-07-31 - 9203 words
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- by SilverWolf7007 0 reviews
Hermione and the others aren't sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Blaise Zabini, Colin Creevey, Dean Thomas, Draco, Dumbledore, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Justin, Luna, Lupin, Neville, Parvati, Professor McGonagall, Ron, Seamus Finnigan, Snape, Theodore Nott - Warnings: [!!] - Chapters: 12 - Published: 2006-12-18 - Updated: 2009-07-31 - 15016 words - Complete
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Achieving Clarity
by PerfesserNPlease note the rating change. Luna discovers a way to help Harry Potter defeat Voldemort and takes the initiative
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Chapters: 13 - Published: 2009-03-31 - Updated: 2009-06-17 - 56307 words
- by Clell65619 14 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated sl...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Harry,Luna - Warnings: [X] [?] - Chapters: 16 - Published: 2007-11-16 - Updated: 2011-09-08 - 65705 words
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- by wordhammer 7 reviews
Girl!Harry walks a bizarre version of Harry's life at Hogwarts, until she makes her own Mark. Darker!Everyone. Rated for unrepentent complexity, violence, sexuality and bio-squickiness.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Drama,Horror,Humor - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 51 - Published: 2009-05-11 - Updated: 2011-02-15 - 389219 words - Complete
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