unitedsuck007
- Username: unitedsuck007
- Member Since: 2010-07-18
- Real name: Lorna
- MSN: Not likely
- AIM: No
- ICQ: Um, somewhere in the 140s I think
- YAHOO: Nah
- JABBER: NEIN, MEIN KAPITAIN
- Bio:Hi there. **tips hat** My name be Lorna, and I am shamelessly addicted to writing fan fic using the wonderful boys of My Chem. I'm eighteen, naturally blond and hail from the murky depths of Belfast (NORTHERN IRELAND REPRESENT, YO!) I've been into fan fic for about...oh...five years at this point? Jesus, time flies, huh? I'm not into literal personification of characters (i.e. I don't like characters to resemble their personalities in real life) because, well, I dunno, I'm a cunt like that. MCR is no longer my favourite band (hell, they're not even in my top five anymore *le cries*) but I find their personalities super easy to bend and warp to my liking. Frerard is my religion; all of my stories here, bar one, are Frerard and honestly, I think they make the best couple of all time...the main reason I don't ship Waycest is that I adore Frerard, and for that to happen Gerard needs to be shagging the living daylights out of Frank, not Mikey. Same goes for Frikey and Fray and all that jazz. I don't read OC/member stories because I'm morally opposed to them...I've had my fill of girls in black skinny jeans going to high school with Gerard Way. Right, well, I have fan fiction to write and deranged fangirls to seriously injure so I'll be on my way. And remember: don't be a stranger, baby.
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First of the Gang to Die
29 ReviewsWith a gun in his hand and the first to do time, the first of the gang to die.
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Pretty Picture
2 ReviewsSuper short one-shot. Prompt: 'mirror'.
5Insightful -
This Costume Party Is Over
5 ReviewsCreepy little Frerard I wrote years ago. Phycho!Frank.
5Original -
Blue Screen of Death
6 ReviewsIf you signed up to the mailing list, you might want to read this.
0Unrated -
Ranting Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
6 ReviewsCommonly known fact: my middle name is 'spams like fuck'.
2Insightful -
Omerta
1 ReviewsI swear to be faithful to la Cosa Nostra. Should I betray, my flesh will burn.
5TrainWreck -
Where Is My Mind?
6 ReviewsKinda sad Frerard, to do with the 'Day of the Dead'/'Dia de los Muertos'.
5Moving -
Without You I'm Nothing
27 ReviewsThe final scene of First of the Gang to Die.
5Moving -
Fan Fiction Writer's Guide To The Galaxy
19 ReviewsPretty much a joke, written whilst hyper on sugar and Red Bull. Read if you want.
5Funny -
Song to Say Goodbye
2 ReviewsNot a story, just me being angsty.
5Moving -
Sacrebleu
9 ReviewsFrerard smut one-shot, featuring the oh-so-sexy French language.
5Hot -
Karma Police
1 ReviewsThis is what you get when you mess with us.
4Original -
La Suiveur
10 ReviewsVery creepy/horror Frerard one-shot. French for 'The Follower'.
5Ambiance -
Panic
8 ReviewsI wonder to myself, could life ever be sane again?
5Ambiance -
Masters of the Wicket
7 ReviewsCricket and sectarianism. You know you want to read this.
5TrainWreck -
Viva Hate
10 ReviewsLife is hard enough when you belong here.
4TrainWreck -
Shit People Who Don't Read Fan Fiction Say
14 ReviewsCouldn't resist. Done with the help of onetwentyone.
5Funny -
L'espirit de L'escalier
5 ReviewsNoun: a French term used in English to describe the predicament of thinking of the right comeback too late.
5Moving -
Holiday in Cambodia
4 ReviewsWar:an openly declared state of organized conflict,typified by extreme aggression and high mortality.
1Funny -
Anonymous Questions
7 ReviewsMy personal collection of my favourite anon questions I have been asked.
2Funny -
Need Some Opinions, Mates
7 ReviewsRead if it pleases you
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Like a Boss
7 ReviewsFrerard one-shot. Mafia. Smut. Don de la Via. Sexy kidneys. Vibrators. Buckle in for the ride, folks.
5Hot -
Voice Upload
12 Reviews0Unrated -
On Fan Fiction: A Memoir of the Craft
6 ReviewsIf you like my work, you may want to check this out. Or you might not. Look, I don't know...
5Insightful -
Hipster MCR Fans
8 ReviewsThose dudes in the MCRmy are cruising for a bruising.
1Insightful -
I'm 'So Gay'
5 ReviewsApparently I am homosexual for liking Radiohead. Alrighty then.
1Funny -
ORGANIZED CRIME FICS FTW!!!!
6 ReviewsGod, I am such a story whore atm.
0Unrated -
Mafia Detox?
15 ReviewsIf ye liked First of the Gang to Die...
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Note on FOTGTD
9 Reviews5Insightful -
Red
10 ReviewsTook something perfect, and painted it red. [Pretty pointless Frerard one-shot. Featuring sass and hair dye.]
5Funny -
Full of Holes
2 ReviewsLost tales of Warped Tour '05.
5TrainWreck -
Untitled
20 ReviewsForget that "bright lights" shit,this is how I'm gonna die.
5Funny -
Fan Sites
4 ReviewsIf you add boredom,Family Guy and booze,this is what you get.
5Funny -
English Assignment
7 ReviewsLast upload.
5Funny -
Antequam Mortem Lorna Ni Ionnrachtaigh
2 ReviewsPart two of "Untitled".
5Moving -
Oranges and Justin Bieber
2 ReviewsUnrelated topic to MCR.Well,kinda.
5Insightful -
I Feel I Must Aid Your Musical Education
4 ReviewsWriting this at four thirty in the morning.
5Funny -
There Are No Atheists In Foxholes
4 ReviewsNothing is fair in love and war,my dears.
5Insightful -
Where's The Peacemaker When You Need Him?
3 ReviewsI speak to you on behalf of FicWad and myself.
5Insightful -
I Don't Actually Care What You Think
9 ReviewsYeah,I can be a childish idiot too.
4Moving -
Because We're All Fan-Girls On The Inside...
4 ReviewsCUE THE MUSIC,BITCHEZ!
5Funny -
Material Girl
9 ReviewsMe at my angst-y,blasphemous best.
5Insightful -
OH MAH GOD!!!!
10 ReviewsAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
5Funny -
Citizen Erased
1 ReviewsI'm very depressing,aren't I?
5Insightful -
So,How's It Goin' Up There?
3 Reviews*sigh* Something I had to do in English class.Thought I'd let you guys look at it first.
5Moving -
Death Is Nothing At All
9 ReviewsI thought this made a pretty good eulogy.
5Moving -
Kitchen Candle
1 Reviewsone shot.loosely based off "Streetcar Named Desire" by Tennessee Williams.
5Original
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