- by ukeueue 2 reviews
Xena needs a drink sometimes, too. This one is very much not to be taken seriously.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Gabrielle,Xena - Published: 2006-08-03 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 302 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Leaving tracks.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-08-03 - Updated: 2006-08-04 - 147 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
People whispered around her.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-08-03 - Updated: 2006-08-04 - 191 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Pure sap.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Romance - Characters: Gabrielle, Xena - Published: 2006-08-03 - Updated: 2006-08-04 - 152 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Gabrielle isn't that innocent. Is she?
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Parody, Romance - Characters: Gabrielle, Joxer - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-08-03 - Updated: 2006-08-04 - 181 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Fire surrounds Callisto.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Drama - Characters: Other - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006-08-03 - Updated: 2006-08-04 - 189 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Careful, he'll gobble you all up.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Ares, Other - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006-08-03 - Updated: 2006-08-04 - 239 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Xena was always a champion.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor - Characters: Gabrielle, Xena, Other - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-08-03 - Updated: 2006-08-04 - 327 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Ares learns when to keep his mouth shut.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ares, Xena - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 107 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 1 review
How did Gabrielle know what chocolate smelled like in Punchlines?
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Aphrodite, Gabrielle - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 186 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Toris was just protective, that's all. Just protective.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena, Other - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 252 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Ares doesn't cry.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Romance - Characters: Ares - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 181 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The pain is like a wall between them.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Angst, Romance - Characters: Gabrielle, Xena - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 141 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Ares has no patience for insects.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ares - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 131 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. ... Sorry.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ares, Gabrielle, Xena - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 335 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Figured X and G ought to be domestic once in a while, as well.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Gabrielle, Xena - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 277 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Know thyself.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 246 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Some things are hard to say. Then again, some things are easy.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Romance - Characters: Gabrielle, Xena - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 94 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The Ultimate theory on WTF-happened-to-the-finale?
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Gabrielle, Xena - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 232 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
For old times' sake.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 256 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Boys and their toys.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Xena, Other - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 310 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Hint hint hint hint hint we want The Joining III hint hint hint.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Ares, Other - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 283 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Yet more sap.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Gabrielle, Xena - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 115 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
*cough*hint*cough*
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 368 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 1 review
Billy Idol ain't my lover.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 169 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Different kinds of heroes.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Drama, Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 116 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Insomnia redux.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor, Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena, Other - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 223 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 1 review
If Ancient Greece had arcades, you *know* this would happen.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ares, Xena - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006-09-03 - Updated: 2006-09-04 - 187 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
It's Gabrielle's turn to fist a fish.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Humor - Characters: Gabrielle, Xena - Published: 2006-11-16 - Updated: 2006-11-17 - 121 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Challenge details: "We're pre-twilight, Eve isn't born yet. Xena (and of course Gabby) have just rid the world of Dahak and things are more or less back to how they were before. As for our Olympian...
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: R - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Romance - Characters: Ares, Xena - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2006-11-16 - Updated: 2006-11-17 - 369 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 31- "Hey, is that a hickey?"
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 200 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 32 - She glided like smoke, effortless and silent.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 315 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 33 - "What is he doing?"
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ares - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 117 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 34 - She gave the lead another tug.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Ares,Gabrielle,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 332 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 35 - Ares nodded appraisingly.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 113 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 36 - "I miss him too."
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Angst,Drama - Characters: Gabrielle - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 148 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 37 - Maybe if he went and beat up Apollo, it wouldn't be so hot.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: PG - Genres: Romance - Characters: Ares - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 147 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 38 - "Not a morning person, huh?"
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Ares,Gabrielle,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 114 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 39 - "Who?"
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 205 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
Stupidity. That's all.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ares - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 214 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 41 - There she is.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 164 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 42 - "Is it broken?"
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Gabrielle,Joxer - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 263 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 43 - "He needs to be walked."
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 200 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 44 - "Fire. Always fire."
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Angst - Characters: Gabrielle - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 113 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 45 - "I don't have any."
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 160 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 46 - Still, she should have expected it.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters: Gabrielle - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 198 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 47 - "Oh, I look forward to it."
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 198 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 49 - He was the god of war.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 315 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 49 - Shit.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 263 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 50 - Here. Now.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-02 - Updated: 2012-10-03 - 409 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 51 - She did nothing.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters: Aphrodite - Published: 2012-10-03 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 225 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 52 - Ares didn't really do jealousy.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-03 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 323 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 53 - "Otherwise, what's the point?"
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2012-10-03 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 283 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 54 - He hadn't anticipated the tedium.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-03 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 273 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 55 - "It slices and dices."
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-03 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 239 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 56 - Oh no. Not again.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Gabrielle,Xena - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2012-10-04 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 188 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 57 - In retrospect, she really should have been forewarned by Xena's initial response.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Gabrielle,Xena - Published: 2012-10-04 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 318 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 58 - They had rules.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: PG - Genres: Angst,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-04 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 379 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 59 - "I'm disgusting like this."
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Angst - Characters: Ares - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2012-10-04 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 292 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 60 - He gave her his goofy smile.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Romance - Characters: Gabrielle,Joxer - Published: 2012-10-04 - Updated: 2012-10-04 - 360 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 61 - Do you trust me?
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Characters: Ares,Xena - Published: 2012-10-05 - Updated: 2012-10-06 - 601 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 62 - It's not easy to make friends.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012-10-05 - Updated: 2012-10-06 - 1077 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 63 - Family is always there. Even if it sucks ass.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2012-10-05 - Updated: 2012-10-06 - 1265 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 64 - Ares hadn't signed up for this.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012-10-05 - Updated: 2012-10-06 - 1577 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 65 - Gods just wanna have fun.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2012-10-05 - Updated: 2012-10-06 - 1761 words - Complete
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- by ukeueue 0 reviews
The water ripples and churns. A series of ficlets. 66 - We try because we're human.
Category: Xena: Warrior Princess - Rating: PG - Genres: Drama,Romance - Characters: Ares,Xena - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2012-10-05 - Updated: 2012-10-06 - 3281 words - Complete
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